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Reply #2370 on: April 07, 2010, 02:07:12 am
Quote from: GiacJr on April 06, 2010, 06:48:19 am
[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my f**k? Again? Orgasm?

omg, this was so long ago xD

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The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2371 on: April 07, 2010, 03:35:03 pm
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Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"

I'm sorry for my uncivilazed humour, but what's so funny with it?

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Quote from: Cero on February 21, 2011, 05:10:07 pm
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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Reply #2372 on: April 07, 2010, 05:10:34 pm
Argonath rocket grenade against tanks.


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Reply #2373 on: April 07, 2010, 05:58:12 pm
Altair, at that moment we had like 5 rocket launcher hackers we just banned lol


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Reply #2374 on: April 07, 2010, 07:15:34 pm
Quote from: Pablo on April 04, 2010, 01:05:15 pm
TeaM_GiacJr(75) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(75) f**king jewish internet.
Team_GiacJr was kicked by [AV]Grzesiek for anti-semitism :@.
1 minute later
TeaM_GiacJr(91) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(91) f**king white internet.
Team_GiacJr:(91) What now?!
Team_GiacJr:(91) /kick 91 Anti-caucaisan?!

LOLZ, I feel your pain XD. Serverf*ck!

Quote from: GiacJr on April 04, 2010, 04:41:03 pm
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to f**k a Corleone, Over
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: eww, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: I rephrase that, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to ruin his day, Over

Dammit! You had to log that too!!! XD XD XD XD

Ahhhh man! A lil pick me up never hurts! Good thing I found out bout this topic, was getting depressed over the constant Cop screwups

Post Merge: April 07, 2010, 07:20:46 pm
Quote from: Oliver on March 31, 2010, 07:52:29 am
Jay_Adams (on TS): Oliver, when have I ever raged? I'm the calmest person here.

A couple of moments later

Jay_Adams (on TS): [Raised Voice] Oh for f**k sake, can't this f**king freecop park his f**king car right? Great f**king job you idiot, I guess he wants to spend the f**king night as a f**king chicken, the f**king twat.

And here I thought I was gonna get screwed for being an ass during the Killhouse thing XD!!! Lolz, nice!


Post Merge: April 07, 2010, 07:34:07 pm
Quote from: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on March 16, 2010, 01:12:06 pm
And Civilians sir.

Quote from: MorlanV on March 16, 2010, 09:30:44 pm
I remember once going past him while he gave a ticket, the guy he gave a ticket to started shooting at him and I just drove past him screaming LOL U FAIL just before he died xD

Is he THAT bad??? (New guy alert....)

Not a lot to say, sorry.

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Reply #2375 on: April 07, 2010, 09:58:44 pm
Matthew_Green: (99) see ya. Mom needs my laptop to check her Facebook. Little brother got a virus on her computer


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Reply #2376 on: April 07, 2010, 10:36:59 pm
Quote from: Youssri_Krap on April 07, 2010, 09:58:44 pm
Matthew_Green: (99) see ya. Mom needs my laptop to check her Facebook. Little brother got a virus on her computer
i see nothing funny ther

Quote from: Brad. on May 16, 2010, 12:13:52 am
And you think your stunts were harder than 4d?
I could redo this video on a faggio with a passenger :L
Quote from: Dex507 on May 16, 2010, 04:52:37 pm
Yeah, you done making that stunting video yet, I gotta see a fag on a Faggio, that will certainly make my day!

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Reply #2377 on: April 08, 2010, 01:56:44 am
Today when we decided to moustachenap Vince and SWAT comes and kills everyone :P

=AV=Dave(69): We would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky SWAT and their supermoustache!


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Reply #2378 on: April 08, 2010, 02:11:09 am
Quote from: Zaila on April 08, 2010, 01:56:44 am
Today when we decided to moustachenap Vince and SWAT comes and kills everyone :P

=AV=Dave(69): We would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky SWAT and their supermoustache!

Moustache :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2379 on: April 08, 2010, 07:05:18 am
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: object problems ???
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: no
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: erm...
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: then where is my house


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Reply #2380 on: April 08, 2010, 07:08:38 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on April 08, 2010, 07:05:18 am
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: object problems ???
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: no
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: erm...
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: then where is my house
nice one  :lol:

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Reply #2381 on: April 08, 2010, 08:15:58 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on April 08, 2010, 07:05:18 am
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: object problems ???
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: no
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: erm...
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: then where is my house

 :rofl: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
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Reply #2382 on: April 08, 2010, 09:21:27 am
Maybe it burned down? :lol:

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Reply #2383 on: April 08, 2010, 01:36:47 pm
I remember that there was a granny holding a minigun, maybe it had something to do with it? :D

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2384 on: April 08, 2010, 02:30:36 pm
Quote from: Darren Flier on April 07, 2010, 10:36:59 pm
i see nothing funny ther
Than if you don't see it, than you don't ...  :mad:


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