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Reply #2445 on: April 29, 2010, 10:41:35 pm
Quote from: Rory on April 15, 2010, 08:55:46 pm
Just found this in my screens, back when the fire scripts were new. Names were changed, as always.

RoryAnstruther(23): Police Radio: CODE 30 JEFFERSON, 4 SUSPECTS!!
Internal Message from the FIRE DEPARTMENT:
Incident: Unknown fire at Jefferson, Los Santos
Jaycuber(2) was killed by Server
Shooter986(32) was killed by Server
Joey_Hilman(18) was killed by Server

Followed by a ton of LOL's and  WTF's.
rofl


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Reply #2446 on: May 01, 2010, 06:50:07 am
[AV]Nexxt: (74) pm 71 no i dm u
[AV]Nexxt: (74) xcasio pmed me spamming
[AV]Nexxt: (74) "dm u"
[Rstar]xcasio[color] (71) lies :P
[AV]Nexxt: (74) i will ask Gimli to check the logs,xcasio

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Reply #2447 on: May 01, 2010, 07:19:03 am
Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died


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Reply #2448 on: May 01, 2010, 07:47:55 am
Quote from: Rory on May 01, 2010, 07:19:03 am
Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died

Lol.

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #2449 on: May 01, 2010, 11:06:11 am
Quote from: Rory on May 01, 2010, 07:19:03 am
Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died
:lol:


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Reply #2450 on: May 01, 2010, 06:47:57 pm

Hmm.. :trust:

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Reply #2451 on: May 01, 2010, 08:48:50 pm
Leon_Gvardia: L
Leon_Gvardia: O
Leon_Gvardia: L
Roman_Gvardia: LOL
Pistol_Man: exploded heli
=AV=Sarah_Gvardia: Heli go boom
TeaM_GiacJr: Fuck you idiots
TeaM_GiacJr: I fucking died
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Crime of Setsuko_Nakamori: suspected by officer James_Copperfield for Chinese girl attack cop cuz he no get rice
[USM]Anas was kicked by (censored to protect reputation) for What do you think about /kick the anus?
And I just happened to say, not even expecting the kick:
Leon_Gvardia: HARDER
koters was banned by David_Omid for speed hacks / superman hack.
David_Omid: that son of a bitch flew in MY CAR
****] ALERT: Andy_Gvardia: PARTIZAN FTW
Cofiliano_Gvardia banned Andy_Gvardia from the channel
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Reply #2452 on: May 01, 2010, 10:35:34 pm
rofl


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Reply #2453 on: May 02, 2010, 01:38:16 pm
Mike_Green: CBFasi can you kick me then?
Mike_Green was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi for in balls.

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Reply #2454 on: May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:


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Reply #2455 on: May 02, 2010, 01:48:06 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:

ROFL

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

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Reply #2456 on: May 02, 2010, 01:51:30 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:


 :rofl: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #2457 on: May 02, 2010, 09:50:38 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:


Hahahahaha! :lol:

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Reply #2458 on: May 03, 2010, 12:45:33 am
Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.


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Reply #2459 on: May 03, 2010, 12:53:10 am
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
:rofl:


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