[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Jason_Wade]

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

[Frank_West]

That chatlog has been posted already

[YS_JAPAN]

Twenty's Driving School!!
Me: Twenty teach me how to drive car
=AV=Twenty: (49) Keep Pressing W
Me: What if theres curve ahead?
=AV=Twenty: (49) Just keep pressing W

[Fuzzy]

[WS]Battle_Kolta was banned by [Rstar]xcasio(50) for speed hacks.
=AV=Inkognito was banned by [Rstar]xasio(50) for speed hacks

Did I miss something? 

[Catzu]

Player(XX): Can I change the look of my house,inside ?
Me(XX): Yes you can,speak with xcasio for that!
[Rstar]xcasio has joined the server


Why at that time,I think he got an invisible function for server,like yahoo messenger....

[Dutchy]

Player(XX): Can I change the look of my house,inside ?
Me(XX): Yes you can,speak with xcasio for that!
[Rstar]xcasio has joined the server

Hmmm.... Coincidental ocasions are funny when you actually experience them, but if you see it in a quote, it's not really worth to be in the funny chatlogs, IMO..


Anyway, someone should update the list of chatlogs! It's kinda outdated! :roll:

[Catzu]

Hmmm.... Coincidental ocasions are funny when you actually experience them, but if you see it in a quote, it's not really worth to be in the funny chatlogs, IMO..


Anyway, someone should update the list of chatlogs! It's kinda outdated! :roll:

Yes,you are right.

[Dave]

From a while ago.

Admin =AV=Grzesiek(xx): CBF, you started a fire at GS9?
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(xx): Not sure what 14 is.
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(xx): It's GS9 alright.
=AV=Grzesiek(xx) killed by Server

Being an admin and reporting other admins has it's downsides...mainly the double messaging...

Giggle_Cream(xx) was reported by =AV=Dave(xx) for Has hunter and admitted to DM!
You reported Giggle_Cream(xx) to admins for Has hunter and admitted to DM!
Giggle_Cream(xx) is looking into your report
Giggle_Cream(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
=AV=SkyHawk(xx) is looking into your report
=AV=SkyHawk(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
TeaM_Wayne(xx) is looking into your report
TeaM_Wayne(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
=AV=Grzesiek(xx) is looking into your report
=AV=Grzesiek(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
[WS]Battle_Kolta(xx) is looking into your report
[WS]Battle_Kolta(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
The random things that can happen when you're truckin'.

Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts a gun to the driver's forehead
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Oh lord!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Do as I say, and I won't blow your head off!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx)says: What's the load?
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Cok-o-pops.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts the gun to his own head.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) shouts: I hate cereal!!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Anyway, what's up?

[Dutchy]

The random things that can happen when you're truckin'.

Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts a gun to the driver's forehead
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Oh lord!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Do as I say, and I won't blow your head off!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx)says: What's the load?
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Cok-o-pops.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts the gun to his own head.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) shouts: I hate cereal!!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Anyway, what's up?

I hate cereal! 

[battle]

I have abit here....


CalciumMagnesiumZinc says /pm 88 HELLO I KIDNAP UR CA PAY $5000 FOR HIM OR I WILL KILL HIM

Slatkaristika was suspected by officer [GR]RalpH for showing midlefinger, btw go clean your finger!

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CHin_ChLeN was banned by =AV=Grzesiek for no turbo charged sentinels please.


Unknown :Are you sure he hacked those rocket launchers :P
[Rstar]Pancher : No


I made the panda fly..

me You flew up and over the edge of the bridge lol
[Rstart]Panda :|
[Rstart]Panda i wuz like
[Rstart]Panda what is this guy
[Rstart]Panda FBI???????????????????????????????????????? WTFGGFFFF noany.
[Rstart]Panda Then i was swimming like f**kINGWINDOWS98

Jcstoods :We can just say we are transfering them, and if a freecop kills them, just blame LSPD
JCstoods : What ?
Jcstoods : Better than deporting


[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 120 seconds by admin [Rstar]Icyero
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 120 seconds by admin [i9]Rusty_Culver
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 100 seconds by admin [WS]Battle_Kolta
[Rstar]Icyaero LOL
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 120 seconds by admin [i9]Rusty_Culver
Unknown guy : Do you think he needs a banana?

[Rstar]Jaaskaa We will pack the big airballoon into the rancher and deploy if needed.

[Rstar]Sammir : i need to re.futy
[Rstar]Sammir : re.suty
[Rstar]Sammir : re.guty
[Rstar]Sammir : re.duty

[Rstar]CBFasi tried to own himself :P
[Rstar]CBFasi Dammn typo!

Team_Pazienza puts a condom on his head
Team_Pazienza says : this is usefull for the headache
Team_Pazienza says : i'm serious

=AV=Inkognito : Casio, that dollar sign at the atm's is not going to be good.
Hwaldar_Ancelotti :Newcommers will vandalise our atm boxes in order to get cash!

[Unmountable]

^^

lol'd

[Pazienza]

TeaM_Pazienza puts a condom on his head
TeaM_Pazienza says : this is useful for the headache
TeaM_Pazienza says : I'm serious

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[Zee]

[Nexxt]

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[MadOne]