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Offline Husky

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Reply #2595 on: June 01, 2010, 03:27:30 pm
This is Funny Chat logs NOT funny chat screenshots so please type logs out


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Reply #2596 on: June 01, 2010, 04:15:39 pm
Quote from: Toxic on June 01, 2010, 02:22:37 pm
Well I was looking through my old screenshots and found this  :lol:


Crime of ilakon_Koltsov(33): suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt[CS](98) for 10-51 (Man drunk) and eating my alcoholics meter


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Reply #2597 on: June 01, 2010, 04:29:51 pm
Devin_Gvardia(52) was suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt(60) for homoseksual car raper
JosephA_Araatus: (28) LOL
Devin_Gvardia(52) was suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt(60) for lesbian* car raper
Ozone: (43) AHAHAAHAHAH
JosephA_Araatus: (28) YES
Devin_Gvardia: (52) -.-
JosephA_Araatus: (28) Frigging Les pls!!!


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Reply #2598 on: June 01, 2010, 04:46:51 pm
LOL, had to bring this up!

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[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

Quote from: YS_JAPAN on May 24, 2010, 05:15:51 am
Twenty's Driving School!!
Me: Twenty teach me how to drive car
=AV=Twenty: (49) Keep Pressing W
Me: What if theres curve ahead?
=AV=Twenty: (49) Just keep pressing W


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Reply #2599 on: June 01, 2010, 05:37:38 pm
So that is Twenty's technique to driving, no wonder she goes through soo many cars daily...  :redface:


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Reply #2600 on: June 01, 2010, 06:26:58 pm
Quote from: MadBoi_Seville on June 01, 2010, 05:37:38 pm
So that is Twenty's technique to driving, no wonder she goes through soo many cars daily...  :redface:
Wonder why everyone is saying that Twenty need to watch out, she only presses W


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Reply #2601 on: June 02, 2010, 01:25:53 pm
Quote from: Ralph Stefans on June 01, 2010, 06:26:58 pm
Wonder why everyone is saying that Twenty need to watch out, she only presses W

Some say, she is lacking in the following keys, a,s,d and space.

All we know, is that she's called "The Twenty"

Audio Fucking Visual.

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Reply #2602 on: June 02, 2010, 02:15:49 pm
Quote from: Brad. on June 02, 2010, 01:25:53 pm
Some say, she is lacking in the following keys, a,s,d and space.

All we know, is that she's called "The Twenty"
=AV=


lol top gear


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Reply #2603 on: June 02, 2010, 02:19:55 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on May 29, 2010, 01:37:41 pm
It ain't really that hard to see who's insulting who.
Believe me, to other people, it is.

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Reply #2604 on: June 02, 2010, 05:01:49 pm
These logs goes to my signature!


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Reply #2605 on: June 04, 2010, 03:40:46 am
This happened to me today. Admins at the time wanted to unsuspect me, but they didn't have the power. All because of this grammatical fail.


Matthew_Green has been suspected by Matthew_Welsh(XX) for Wreckless Driving


But doesn't that mean that I have perfect driving?
 

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Reply #2606 on: June 05, 2010, 10:22:42 am
I had to post this, laughed my ass off so hard from it even myself. :lol:

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Reply #2607 on: June 05, 2010, 01:26:35 pm
I really LMFAO when you said that... Hahahahaha

I was about to post it :(

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Reply #2608 on: June 06, 2010, 09:41:06 am
Quote from: battle on May 24, 2010, 08:05:21 pm

=AV=Inkognito : Casio, that dollar sign at the atm's is not going to be good.
Hwaldar_Ancelotti :Newcommers will vandalise our atm boxes in order to get cash!


Actually both lines were mine :p


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Reply #2609 on: June 07, 2010, 09:10:00 pm
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Jack_Bauer: Talking about your penis again casio?
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