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Offline Expl

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Reply #2670 on: June 17, 2010, 11:54:21 pm
Not needed here. -battle

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Reply #2671 on: June 17, 2010, 11:55:24 pm
Not needed here. -battle
Wrong topic, post it here.



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Reply #2672 on: June 18, 2010, 12:08:15 am
Guys, knock it off.

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


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Reply #2673 on: June 18, 2010, 04:52:54 am
: On TS in Air Support Channel :

HarveyJr: Alan what SWAT rank are you ?
Husky+Fawkes+Alan: Commander
HarveyJr: Commando ?
- Husky bursts out laughing for next 5 mins -
Alan: Whats Commando ?
Husky: Google "Go Commando"
- Alan Googles Go Commando -
Alan: Go Commando -  The practice of wearing no underwear.
- Husky pisses himself laughing :lol: -


Then for the rest of the night we took the mick out of Alan for going Commando :3


- later on -

HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-

- later on /r -

HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
-random cop: STOP SPAM!
HarveyJr: Ok

-5 mins later-

HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
-husky on TeamSpeak: NOT AGAIN HARVEY!!!
- HarveyJr on TS: I'm only asking his 10-20
HavreyJr: Alan what's your 10-20 ?
-Husky on TS: WHY DONT YOU f**kING ASK ON TEAMSPEAK!?!?!?!
:lol: only funny one



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Reply #2674 on: June 18, 2010, 08:17:36 am
Guys, knock it off.

Thanks, No one has humor these days.

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Reply #2675 on: June 18, 2010, 04:34:59 pm
Aragorn: why did you ram me?
Madboi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
GiacJr: lol
[Rstar]Lionz: lol


HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [WS]Matthew check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I thought this was phone sex?, Suspect: Unknown
[WS]Altair: omfg
[WS]Altair: Matthew
[WS]Matthew: lol



INVENTORY of Medved(35):
Cash: 999999999
Screen cash: 999999999

GiacJr tried to ban Medved; Main admins will be notified
Not allowed to ban same or higher level admins
Admin GiacJr: wtf...
[few mins later]
Admin [GSF]Santino: ohhh...
Admin [GSF]Santino: must be
Admin [GSF]Santino: Aragorn!
Admin Medved: :(
Admin GiacJr: hahahaha



Admin GiacJr: I guess I am a bit of a drama queen...
Admin GiacJr: KING
Admin GiacJr: Drama king!
Admin [Rstar]Husky: LMAO
Admin [Rstar]Pancher: :P



HOUSE 369: MY HOUSE
OWNER: SAURON
VALUE: 13371337


GiacJr was reported by DeeJay for Being a sexy fox
Admin DeeJay: rawr
Admin GiacJr: :3



Suziki was banned by GiacJr for because toyota is better


[AK]JDCdes: Might as well /ad party at admins jail many ppl there
You are jailed for misconduct
GiacJr was jailed by GiacJr for misconduct
GiacJr: you lied :<
GiacJr: there's nobody here :(



Neeger_Kuult was banned by GiacJr for bye olari, best wishes, love you
Admin [ALS]Carbon: LOL
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o

[AK]JDCdes: LOL
Pixy: XD


Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin [Rstar]Pancher: :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: -.-
Admin GiacJr: -_-






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Reply #2676 on: June 18, 2010, 04:50:16 pm
GiacJr sir, you are gullible :3



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Reply #2677 on: June 18, 2010, 05:49:47 pm
lmao giac

The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.


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Reply #2678 on: June 18, 2010, 07:18:37 pm
I remember him banned me once.

*Drilon_Brooker joined the server.*
Drilon_Brooker:Hi guys
Drilon_Brooker was banned by GiacJr. Reason: Nice Armour HAX
(i get that ban message thingy)
*laiter on msn*
Drix : Giac WTF you banned me!
GiacJr: WTF it was you?
Drix : Yeah, TELL SOMONE TO UNBAN ME
GiacJr : DON'T post unban request hold on i'm contacting MIB


Rashid 'Drix' King


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Reply #2679 on: June 18, 2010, 10:28:14 pm
INVENTORY of Medved(35):
Cash: 999999999
Screen cash: 999999999

GiacJr tried to ban Medved; Main admins will be notified
Not allowed to ban same or higher level admins
Admin GiacJr: wtf...
[few mins later]
Admin [GSF]Santino: ohhh...
Admin [GSF]Santino: must be
Admin [GSF]Santino: Aragorn!
Admin Medved: :(
Admin GiacJr: hahahaha


I lol'd at this one  :rofl:
There you almost lost your admin position Giac  :lol:



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Reply #2680 on: June 18, 2010, 10:31:27 pm




1) Don't see how Sauron owning a comet is funny...
2) Would better if people could read it clearer - it says -  Marksman12(31) was warned by [ALS]ChuckNorris(76) for /Ask isn't for asking cash.
3) Not that funny... and best thing about 2 is [eG]Omnitrix is me :3
4) SA:MP Funny Chat Logs not SA:MP Screenshots, type 'em out.



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Reply #2681 on: June 19, 2010, 01:25:04 am
[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work

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Reply #2682 on: June 19, 2010, 01:40:43 am
[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work


FUNNY STUFF BRO

Panda apologized afterward and I forgave him, all is well.

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2007 - 2011


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Reply #2683 on: June 19, 2010, 04:30:27 am
FUNNY STUFF BRO

Panda apologized afterward and I forgave him, all is well.
O'rly?



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Reply #2684 on: June 19, 2010, 07:34:49 am
Lol at panda - and tempban doesn't work XD



 


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