[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Oliver]

Was about 2 months ago

Me on TS: Vince, stop being such a nigga.
Vince: I'M NOT A NIGGA MAN, YOU'RE A NIGGA!
*silence*
Vince (typing): man I can't use my mic anymore

Shouldn't really shout the n-word out when you're american and your parents are home.

[Daco]

Was about 2 months ago

Me on TS: Vince, stop being such a nigga.
Vince: I'M NOT A NIGGA MAN, YOU'RE A NIGGA!
*silence*
Vince (typing): man I can't use my mic anymore

Shouldn't really shout the n-word out when you're american and your parents are home.

lolololololololololoahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha nigga

[Tai]

[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work

Thats Epic ^^

[b2311e]

Meant to post this one earlier:

ADVERTISEMENT: Pancher are you high? , contact =AV=Rock_Kolta(Phone:3076)
=AV=Rock_Kolta (5) Fuck!.. Meant to be /a.

[Bilbo]

[WS]Battle_Kolta is flying with his Stuntplane
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(37): lower, Battle
[WS]Battle_Kolta flies over with his Stuntplane
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(37): lower, Battle
[WS]Battle_Kolta(7) killed by Server
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(7): >.<

Admin =AV=Rock_Kolta: Quick! /die 75!
10 seconds past
[Rstar]IcyAero(75) killed by Dick_Hunter(xx)
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(75): <.<
Admin Dick_Hunter(xx): lol
more lol's in admin chat

[newton_alex]

=AV=Rock_Kolta flying Dodo over a fire mission
=AV=Rock_Kolta: SHIT Spawning billards!!

-lols-

=AV=Gibson[EMS]: Hey rock try this new flying skill - Fly at the barriers instead of trying to dodge them, then you might avoid them!

Gibson then got banna'ed for 60seconds 

funny at the time you may not see funny side now

[Expl]

=AV=Rock_Kolta flying Dodo over a fire mission
=AV=Rock_Kolta: SHIT Spawning billards!!

-lols-

=AV=Gibson[EMS]: Hey rock try this new flying skill - Fly at the barriers instead of trying to dodge them, then you might avoid them!

Gibson then got banna'ed for 60seconds 

funny at the time you may not see funny side now

it was as funny as this >Ka-Fucking-Boom!! Who da hoe ? YOU DA HOE!

[newton_alex]

it was as funny as this >Ka-f**king-Boom!! Who da hoe ? YOU DA HOE!

very funny then 

[Andy]

I sometimes regret the moment I check this topic.  :devroll:

But I must say, Panda I was lol'ing in real life.

[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work

Now that's what I call a "Funny Chat log".

[Melvin]

[TCL]Corey_Stracci(x): Mario, What happend to D' Familia of Retardonayo or w/e u call it?
[NI]Mario_Rinna(x): We renamed it into Stracci.


Lol

[Comrade]

[TCL]Corey_Stracci(x): Mario, What happend to D' Familia of Retardonayo or w/e u call it?
[NI]Mario_Rinna(x): We renamed it into Stracci.


Lol

Hahaha...
..hahahahhahh...
..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!

Damn, that was a BURN XD

[Hogert]

Hello guys I bring a Fail collection today

Fail Crimes:

Crime of Lauren_Ancelotti(67): suspected by officer David_Waters(108) for wrong id

Crime of Sarah_Marques(78): suspected by officer [JnA]DukeNukem(56) for weeding

Crime of Ray_Garwood(4): suspected by officer shon_katbi(15) for evening

Crime of Quincy_GvardiaT(45): suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt(18) for AIIIDIIIIIINGGGGGGG


Chat Fails:
On public chat:

[JnA]DukeNukem:(96) .pm 2  bann ID 103 asked me whats the command to shave balls

Louis_Keyel:(34) .cb What are we doing here? Gandalf hates weed field campers

Marcus_Dwayne:(39) .s NO I DONT wanna have SEX !!!


WINS:

Max_Gulucan:(63) .me farts and starts apocalypse
=AV=Grzesiek:(62) Lol
Raynan_Vega(1) .me likes purple
=AV=Grzesiek:(62) hahaha
Marcus_Dwayne:(72) .me farts and ends apocalypse

And now the best of all!:

[i9]Frank_Hawk:(85) IF YOUR HAVING GIRLS PROBLEMS, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BI**H AINT ONE -Jay Z - Track 10
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell:(63) lol wtf
Terminator.:(36) Caps
[i9]Frank_Hawk:(85) Wrong chat.
David_Petrayos:(83) Caps off !!!!!
Charlie_Maveratti:(11) Caps kthxbai
Georgio_Ancelotti:(98) Random
[i9]Frank_Hawk:(85) Sorry.

I laughed with this 1 xD i hope you guys liked it cuz i loved them all ;D

[9r2e5i3k]

I wasn't loling at that btw, I was loling at a guy who drove over my squad car with a Monster and flipped to the roof  :roll:

[Altair_Carter]

I wasn't loling at that btw, I was loling at a guy who drove over my squad car with a Monster and flipped to the roof  :roll:

Suuure....

[9r2e5i3k]

Suuure....

srsly. fart jokes don't make me lol
and there's a "haha" missing before the /me farts anyway.