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Reply #2700 on: August 14, 2010, 07:43:21 pm
Makcim_Sinyak was banned by =AV=Dave for HHAAAXXXX



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Reply #2701 on: August 14, 2010, 08:18:46 pm
 :lol: nice ones!   I can't wait to join Argonath :D


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Reply #2702 on: August 14, 2010, 10:08:35 pm
Quote from: newton_alex on June 18, 2010, 10:31:27 pm
1) Don't see how Sauron owning a comet is funny...
2) Would better if people could read it clearer - it says -  Marksman12(31) was warned by [ALS]ChuckNorris(76) for /Ask isn't for asking cash.
3) Not that funny... and best thing about 2 is [eG]Omnitrix is me :3
4) SA:MP Funny Chat Logs not SA:MP Screenshots, type 'em out.

1) I thought it was, considering sauron doesn't go on SA:MP, I believe...

Lol'd when I saw that chat log about /ask  :lol:


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Reply #2703 on: August 14, 2010, 11:04:02 pm
Harvey Ancelotti just joined the server, he said 'Hai Amy <3'

so basically we started saying, 'no amy loves me'   then the chatlog starts...

[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Male rabbit on period?
bit of chat...
Joe_Deleon: (55) lol
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) No Amy
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Why so sad
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) The Chickens bit my willy winkle
Joe_Deleon: (55) xD
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) llooooll

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Reply #2704 on: August 15, 2010, 12:35:47 am
^wat.


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Reply #2705 on: August 15, 2010, 12:50:02 am
Quote from: Jingle on August 15, 2010, 12:35:47 am
^wat.

The chickens bit of his willy winkle. That renders your statement/argument invalid.

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Reply #2706 on: August 15, 2010, 09:43:25 am
Quote from: joedaman633 on August 14, 2010, 11:04:02 pm
Harvey Ancelotti just joined the server, he said 'Hai Amy <3'

so basically we started saying, 'no amy loves me'   then the chatlog starts...

[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Male rabbit on period?
bit of chat...
Joe_Deleon: (55) lol
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) No Amy
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Why so sad
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) The Chickens bit my willy winkle
Joe_Deleon: (55) xD
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) llooooll

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Reply #2707 on: August 15, 2010, 11:48:19 am
Quote from: Louis_Keyl on August 14, 2010, 07:43:21 pm
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roflmao LOOOOOOOL so funny ahahahahahahah
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Reply #2708 on: August 15, 2010, 12:06:18 pm
Quote from: Void on August 15, 2010, 12:50:02 am
The chickens bit of his willy winkle. That renders your statement/argument invalid.
Oh god, how could I miss something so hilarious! I mean damn, they bit his willy winkle, I should be rolling on the floor laughing!


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Reply #2709 on: August 15, 2010, 05:48:43 pm
Andrew Jackson(1) : *Pokes Sauron eye*
Player 2(56) : Poor Sauron, *Laughs*
After 10 seconds
Andrew Jackson(1) Blows up by Admin's command.
Andrew Jackson(1) Sends PM to Player 2(56) : Lol, Admins blow me up.
Andrew Jackson(1) Sends PM to Player 2(56) : Cmon, Let's meet at grove street and fuck with Sauron :d
After sometime.
Andrew Jackson(1) meets his friend "Player 2(56)"
Andrew Jackson says : Lol, Stupid Sauron.
Player 2(56) hits Sauron's chest.
Andrew Jackson(1) slaps Sauron's face.
Andrew Jackson(1) blows up by admin.
Andrew Jackson(1) Sends PM to Player2(56) : Whahahahahahahah :d
After sometime
Andrew Jackson(1) meets "Player 2(56)
Andrew Jackson(1) Points at car and says : Let's that he is Sauron.
Player 2(56) starts to kick Car(Sauron) with his legs.
Andrew Jackson(1) takes out 9mm and shots Car(Sauron)
Few seconds later.
Sauron(14) says : I'd like to say how Andrew fucks with me.
Player 2(56) falls on ground from laughing.
Andrew Jackson(1) shocks and was like : What the fuck? XD
Andrew Jackson(1) presses tap and checks ID 14.
Andrew Jackson(1) finds that it is other name.
Sauron(14) says : good bye guys.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool  :rofl:


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Reply #2710 on: August 15, 2010, 06:48:22 pm
....What?

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
Quote from: Cero on February 21, 2011, 05:10:07 pm
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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Reply #2711 on: August 15, 2010, 07:08:05 pm
lol


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Reply #2712 on: August 21, 2010, 01:12:28 pm
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking some weed in police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg

Made me laugh :D

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Reply #2713 on: August 21, 2010, 10:24:16 pm
whahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha seriously xD


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Reply #2714 on: August 22, 2010, 10:50:56 am
Nice one RaSgO   :rofl:

Check this out :p

[SDt]Andrew_Jackson was ordering heroin on heroin ship
Gandalf(22) says : Boo
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson says : Whassup?
Gandalf(22) says : I am the ghost of this ship...
Andrew sends PM to Gandalf : Can i flame the ghost? ;D
Gandalf sends PM to Andrew : Sure :P
Gandalf says : I can lock you in container...
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson says : Go fuck yourself, nigga. I want to order some heroin.
Gandalf(22) says : achalai machalai!
Gandalf(22) has locked [SDt]Andrew_Jackson inside box on the heroin ship
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) laughs out loudly.
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) says : Is that all you got?
Gandalf(22) says: you are here forever :)
Gandalf(22) says: muhahahahahahahah
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) thinks
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) Well, I will show you how to get out of here.
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) says: In the name of God, Help me up.
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) lifts up by the experience!
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) says : Who is the winner now, Nigga?
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) checks ID of Gandalf. --> Finds nothing.


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