[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Michele_Noord]

Lol!!!!! xD

[Drix]

There was a suspect under the water while me and smey were chasing him, he staid like 15 minutes under the water and didn't drowned.

PM form Smey(32):Is he a fish or what?
PM to Banhamma(52): Your going DOWN!

Banhamma(52) was banned by EliteTerm(21) for Go fish... speed, airbreak hacks

[KhornateMonkey]

Me: Dave... ID 23 Just stole my car and then DeathMatched me
Server: Mathew_Hawk[23] Has left the Server
Server: Jay_D[23] Has Joined the server
=AV=Dave[4]: I will sort it out monkey
Server: Jay_D[23] Has been kicked By =AV=Dave for Car Jacking and Deathmatching
Me: /me FacePalm*

[Dave]

Me: Dave... ID 23 Just stole my car and then DeathMatched me
Server: Mathew_Hawk[23] Has left the Server
Server: Jay_D[23] Has Joined the server
=AV=Dave[4]: I will sort it out monkey
Server: Jay_D[23] Has been kicked By =AV=Dave for Car Jacking and Deathmatching
Me: /me FacePalm*

Being the only admin online....reports tend to erm....get backed up... :redface:

[Demon]

I've got some aswell
Crime of =AV=Twenty(71): suspected by officer ROFLCopter(47) for showing your 10 inch cock to everyone in street
Ellis_Corleone: (41) But you're a girl
Ellis_Corleone: (41) Oshi'

ADVERTISEMENT:Id 9 NEEDS A LOAN!, contact Ronnie.
ADVERTISEMENT:I dont, contact Jack_Ancelotti[AF]

Killar_Gvardia: (6) ben, you like to eat cum?
[WS]Ben_Samiir: (1) No but your mom does

NitrOx_Stracci: (85) m 73 I DONT SMELL LIKE FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK

[FastSh00T]

I've got some aswell
Crime of =AV=Twenty(71): suspected by officer ROFLCopter(47) for showing your 10 inch cock to everyone in street
Ellis_Corleone: (41) But you're a girl
Ellis_Corleone: (41) Oshi'

ADVERTISEMENT:Id 9 NEEDS A LOAN!, contact Ronnie.
ADVERTISEMENT:I dont, contact Jack_Ancelotti[AF]

Killar_Gvardia: (6) ben, you like to eat cum?
[WS]Ben_Samiir: (1) No but your mom does

NitrOx_Stracci: (85) m 73 I DONT SMELL LIKE f**kING CHOCOLATE MILK

ROFLCopter(47) is admin but taking break

[Flash]

ROFLCopter(47) is admin but taking break

lol, ROFLCopter isn't an admin.

[FastSh00T]

lol, ROFLCopter isn't an admin.

His other name is "Vincent_F". I do not remamberthe last name :/

[newguy]

Some things just can't be hidden

Hwaldar:Agargorn,How's Grandalf?
[Rstar]RON:Grandalf it's where Beowulf :-)
H:Omg,he changed the movies?
R:no,you changed :-)
H:NOOOOOOOO! D:


Chatting about Lord of the Rings....
H:It's like Agargorn,Grandalf,Bromomir,Grimli,LegoManLas and them Hobbits go to Sauron's place.
H:They fish slap him
H:And he dies
H:Though Agargorn there was almost made into a pancake by Internet Troll
[WS]Battle_Kolta:Lol
H:Then FBI came and killed him
H:"No pancake for you"
H:But in Isengard,it was like:"Tree Powers Activate!"
H:Rawr!


Stealing Battle's Vodka....
H:/me steals Battle's vodka anyways
Battle_Kolta:nooooooooooooooo!
H:Now i gonna take your vodka bottle to Isengard
H:Where we drink it with Saururman
[Rstar]RON:They are takin the vodka to Isengard!
H:Run!!!!!
Battle_Kolta:Hwaldar,my second personality is Jigsaw
Battle_Kolta:
H:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Some news
[NEWS]Turns out Frodo's Friend is not Sam,but Samuel L.Jackson,contact Hwaldar_Corleone(Phone:NotYourBussiness)

Gandalf's Falcon Punch
Matthew_gulucan was tempbanned by [Rstar]Ronnel for 30 minutes for baby needs a nap

Aragorn invents a new command
Someone:How to stop pissing?
Hwaldar:Finish it
[Rstar]RON:Needs command /pampers

Gandalf is a bad boy
Hwaldar:David,who farted on Sauron to cause this? (after server crash of today)
David_Omid:Gandalf

[battle]

LMAO hwaldar

[cumbia_chorra]

Jose trying to mod his Sultan:

PM from Jose_R: Yea i think i found the one in LV
PM from Jose_R: Yea it works
PM From jose_R: oh wait fuck i armed it with a bomb

[Louis_Keyl]

FAIL.

[Victor]

loool hwaldar i looling especially about pampers command xD

[KhornateMonkey]

Being the only admin online....reports tend to erm....get backed up... :redface:

This was from ages ago i think it was either you or someone else

[Oliver]

/fail at Hwaldar