[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Uninhibited]

not similar, the exact with it, and its not funny anyway I really laughed at EliteTerm's one

For me it was funny

[Michele_Noord]

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KhornateMonkey: Shit
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=AV=Uninhibited: lol
Wash_Corleone: FAIL
Wash_Corleone: !!
Jcstodds: Don't abuse /ad please xD

Lololol Khorantemonkey you dumb ;o

joke joke

[b2311e]

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KhornateMonkey: Shit
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=AV=Uninhibited: lol
Wash_Corleone: FAIL
Wash_Corleone: !!
Jcstodds: Don't abuse /ad please xD

Im only laughing at that because I know I've done it before xD

[Zaila]

Jupiter: (66) Can i have a unsus? i only killed Mafs...

[b2311e]

Jupiter: (66) Can i have a unsus? i only killed Mafs...

[rJCaiG]

Jupiter: (66) Can i have a unsus? i only killed Mafs...

I'd have unsus'd him.

[StatuZ]

I'd have unsus'd him.

Jupiter(66) was unsuspected by officer GiacJr(XX). Reason: Noone cares about mafs.

[newguy]

[19:12:03] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):yep?

[19:12:05] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):Hello

[19:12:12] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):I stole the key to the Pancake Vault

[19:12:25] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):oshi

[19:12:35] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):My demands are simple

[19:12:47] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):A date with Chase Greggor

[19:13:00] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):does it include hot sweaty buttsecks?

[19:13:04] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):No

[19:13:13] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):aww

Sorry Chase,but Thieves do not get involved into sex

[Michele_Noord]

lol!

[Biggo2]

Nice one xD

[Mikro]

Chase on his finest side 

[Gregersen]

Rofl Chase :P

[Drix]

Well, a newbie was trying to rob Aragorn (sadly he were ignoring him) and i found these lines funny.

[HOD]Scarface(35) says : rob 4 cash
[HOD]Scarface(35) rob
[HOD]Scarface(35) rob 4 cash
[HOD]Scarface(35) says : cash 4 rob
[HOD]Scarface(35) shouts : CASH!!!!
(and kept hitting Aragorn, then i did)
[AF]Drix rob  4 cash Scarface
You received 100$ from [HOD]Scarface(35) 

[Michele_Noord]

whahahahahahahaha thats stupid xD

[Hidduh]

Me, [Rstar]Jaaskaa and Louis_Keyl had the most awesome roleplay ever.. we laughed so damn hard.. just because it's so funny.. And no worries, he realises at some point and he begins to laugh with us.. it was no bullying or something

Don't read if you're gonna moan about tl;dr.

[03:44:40] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: dipatch need backup on id 4, Over.
[03:45:03] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio:  he refuses to stop hes driving a bus, Over.
[03:45:20] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: sus is id 4, Over.
[03:45:48] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: ok dispatch i am responding to SU4, Over.
[03:45:51] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: ID4 is dangerous, Over.
[03:45:54] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: going on square road, Over.
[03:45:54] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Raped many FBI cadets, Over.
[03:45:55] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: 10-0, Over.
[03:45:56] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: repeat, who are you trying to pull over?, Over.
[03:45:59] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: yes he is very dangerous, Over.
[03:46:08] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: use minigun to kill him, Over.
[03:46:11] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: id4, Over.
[03:46:17] Matute(18): Police Radio: Shoot to kill if you have view on sus 4, Over.
[03:46:18] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: Hunter will be provided on SU4, Over.
[03:46:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: Oh .. you are trying to pull over FBI division chief Louis_Keyl?, Over.
[03:46:49] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: you are sucidal son, Over.
[03:47:33] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: SU4 found at Santa Marina Beach, Over.
[03:47:50] Steaven_Morrone(0): Police Radio: U4 ur ID 4, Over.
[03:47:53] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: u4 is he in a bus, Over.
[03:47:56] Matute(18): Police Radio: Im trying to lower him the best i can, Over.
[03:47:57] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: No he is not, Over.
[03:48:01] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: U0, he knows, he is just laughing, Over.
[03:48:02] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: U4 is fake, Over.
[03:48:11] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Kill ID4 with fire!!!11!one, Over.
[03:48:17] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: i stole the radio from Matute, then i killed him, Over.
[03:48:24] Matute(18): Police Radio: /me is dead, Over.
[03:48:26] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: whos u4, Over.
[03:48:34] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: FBI most wanted suspect!, Over.
[03:48:43] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: OSHIT Hydra on me!, Over.
[03:48:49] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: thats you, Over.
[03:48:54] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: hahahahahahaha, Over.
[03:49:00] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: ill get you on prison, Over.
[03:49:04] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: you just realized?, Over.
[03:49:22] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: U19, Over.
[03:49:30] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: U4 is considered dangerous, kill him with sausages, Over.
[03:49:33] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Code 30, Over.
[03:49:56] Matute(18): Police Radio: requesting all available units, Over.
[03:49:58] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: go ahead u16, Over.
[03:50:01] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Responding, Over.
[03:50:07] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, Over.
[03:50:16] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: if you see the suspect, throw sausages at him, Over.
[03:50:16] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: copy, Over.
[03:50:25] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Okay?, Over.
[03:50:28] Louis_Keyl(4) was suspected by officer Louis_Keyl(4) for Most wanted
[03:50:35] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: hes wanted, Over.
[03:51:09] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: hes hacking the police radio, Over.
[03:51:14] Louis_Keyl(4) has been unsuspected by Louis_Keyl(4) - Being transported
[03:51:16] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: YES I AM, Over.
[03:51:17] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: he's a very dangerous suspect, Over.
[03:51:23] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: we need a secret channel, Over.
[03:51:25] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: kill him with fire and magnets!!!, Over.
[03:52:37] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, Over.
[03:52:42] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: You found suspect 4?, Over.
[03:53:07] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: SU4 Is known to be driving an hydra, Over.
[03:53:13] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: negative u16 i need assistance on the lookout, Over.
[03:53:32] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: I will equip you with minigun , Over.
[03:53:36] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: hes over me he gonna kill me, Over.
[03:53:37] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: So you can kill him , Over.
[03:53:45] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: throw sausages at him, Over.
[03:53:51] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: he's allergic to sausages, Over.
[03:54:04] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: do it before he destroys humanity!!, Over.
[03:54:36] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Throw sausages!, Over.
[03:54:40] ***[XXXX] Louis_Keyl(4): HE THREW SAUSAGES AT ME
[03:54:45] ***[XXXX] =AV=Hidduh(16): LMAAAOOOO
[03:54:48] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: need help plz, Over.
[03:54:51] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: 10-76, Over.
[03:55:02] =AV=Hidduh(16) shouts: Throw sausages antony!!
[03:55:03] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: You wont ever catch me!, Over.
[03:55:11] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: I will nuke the town!, Over.
[03:55:18] [SAPD]Antony(19) throw sausages
[03:55:19] =AV=Hidduh(16) throws sausages at him
[03:55:25] [NP]Jesus(36) throws a sausage at the jet
[03:55:33] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: A bomb, Over.
[03:55:35] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: run!!, Over.
[03:56:06] Louis_Keyl(4) evil laughs
[03:56:10] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: MUAHAHAHA!!
[03:56:14] Louis_Keyl(4) transforms into megatron
[03:56:28] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, there is a potato gun in the locker room, Over.
[03:56:36] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Could you get it for me?, Over.
[03:56:58] Louis_Keyl(4) transformed his hydra into megatron the heli
[03:57:40] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, Over.
[03:57:43] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: You got the potato gun?, Over.
[03:57:52] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[03:57:54] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[03:57:58] =AV=Hidduh(16) screams
[03:58:07] =AV=Hidduh(16) shouts: Terrorist!!
[03:58:07] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: jajaajjaaj
[03:58:17] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: you have to be kiddin
[03:58:20] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: me
[03:58:23] =AV=Hidduh(16) shouts: help!!
[03:58:25] =AV=Hidduh(16) cries
[03:58:30] =AV=Hidduh(16) throws sausages at Louis
[03:58:34] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: AHEHAHAHAHEHA!!
[03:58:36] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: hes fbi
[03:58:36] =AV=Hidduh(16) says: Throw this potato at his head Antony
[03:58:38] Louis_Keyl(4) gets sausages on his face
[03:58:41] =AV=Hidduh(16) says: THat's the only way to kill him
[03:58:57] Louis_Keyl(4) detonates his C4