[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Altair_Carter]

Where did the humour go...

[Dan_Jones]

Where did the humour go...

It got lost 120 pages ago

[Nexxt]

This page has been officially got a stamp on it: "not funny"s

[Julio.]

Me and Ben Deleon were on patrol, we stopped off at Dillimore...

Julio Stracci: /me opens the glovebox
Ben Deleon: What are you doing?
JS: /me spots a donut
JS: /me picks up the donut and brings it to his mouth
BD: Oh no...
JS: /me is about to bite the donut
BD: Oh my God, stop!
JS: /me Bites into the donut
BD: That donut has been in there for more than one weeks!!
JS: /em Frantic Gagging
BD: oh my god...
JS: /me spits the donut out the window
JS: /em SPLAT
BD: The window was closed, well done
JS: /em Globs of donut and Jam slide down the window
BD: Clean it now, I can't send it back like this!
JS: /me winds the window down
JS: /em SMEAR
JS: /me winds the window back up
JS: There, all gone
BD: You've broken it!
BD: /me activates the passenger electric window
BD: Window JAMS
BD: Now look what you've done...
JS /em Looks Sheepish

[MisterSjeiks]

OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

Found it on the first page ^.^ still funny.

[Altair_Carter]

*A guy with bad spelling and pronouncation was trying to explain something over TS"

Oliver_Daniels says: did someone just say AUUAUHOAOHOHUHUJ over teamspeak?

[Wake]

"[VeryBusy]DoNotPM(114) has joined the server from Republic of Busy People"

A very busy man  :cool:

[Leon.]

Moderator Comment

troll pic removed

Seriously, go cry and bitch somewhere where someone actually wants to hear your bullshit. Nobody cares how much of a disastrous pile of shit this topic has become, so take it somewhere else.

[KhornateMonkey]

"[VeryBusy]DoNotPM(114) has joined the server from Republic of Busy People"

A very busy man  :cool:

lol 

[Gird3r]

Someone was pissed at first, however. Calmed down and then said this. Wich I found funny:


[15:39:04] <Sigmar> (52) the car just went like *whoo-P* and it was gone, ALIENS I tell you, ALIENS

[walktrough]

Haha, never forget tai  :cool:

[9r2e5i3k]

=AV=Grzesiek was suspected by officer =AV=Twenty for omg nig u b escaping ffuuuuu

[LoCoMoToR]

[21:03:58] <Matt_koill> (41) excuse me

[21:04:04] Jessica_Gulucan(37) has been jailed by [SACS]MARIO(7) for 15 seconds

[21:04:07] <Matt_koill> (41) hello

[21:04:07] <Jake_Bear> (4) your excuswd

[21:04:10] <Jake_Bear> (4) your excused*

[21:04:18] <Matt_koill> (41) i would like to apply for a job here

[21:04:19] <LocoMotor> (24) lol

[21:04:23] <Jake_Bear> (4) you may not

[21:04:30] <Jake_Bear> (4) try /quit applyjob

[21:04:31] <LocoMotor> (24) lol

[21:04:32] <Matt_koill> (41) why not

[21:04:34] <Jake_Bear> (4) it's cool

[21:04:36] <Jake_Bear> (4) try /quit applyjob

[21:04:40] <LocoMotor> (24) jake

[21:04:43] <LocoMotor> (24) dnt be a jerk

[21:04:45] PM from Jake_Bear(4): lolz

[21:04:46] <Jake_Bear> (4) lolz

[21:04:52] PM to Jake_Bear(4): lmao.

[21:04:53] <[AF]Meepy> (34) Jake! stop being funny!

[21:04:54] basreng(15) has joined the server from Indonesia

[21:04:59] <Jake_Bear> (4) lol

[21:05:00] Error: target player not connected.

[21:05:04] <LocoMotor> (24) lol he /quit

[21:05:06] <Jake_Bear> (4) fine here's the real cmd

[21:05:06] <LocoMotor> (24) dumbass

[21:05:09] <Jake_Bear> (4) ROFL

[21:05:13] <LocoMotor> (24) lmao.

[21:05:21] <Jake_Bear> (4) when he relogs

[21:05:21] Matt_koill(8) has joined the server from United States

[21:05:25] <LocoMotor> (24) ROFL!

[21:05:25] [SACS]MARIO(7) says: i sry

[21:05:27] <[AF]Meepy> (34) ROFL!

[21:05:27] [SACS]MARIO(7) says: i bad man

[21:05:28] <Jake_Bear> (4) ROFL!

[21:05:29] [SACS]Kirby(21) says: rly guy

[21:05:39] <Matt_koill> (8) hello games

[21:05:40] Nikolai_Gvardia(20) shouts: Freka!!

[21:05:40] <LocoMotor> (24) man  put these in funny chatlogs!

LOL this was hilarious at the moment. Jake gave us a good laugh a few moments ago 

[MrTrane]

What's so funny with misleading and mocking newcomers... ?
Shame on you..

[Altair_Carter]

wait, that supposed to be funny? oh my.