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Offline TheRealStof

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Reply #3015 on: November 04, 2010, 04:04:35 pm
Quote from: MetalLuigiX on October 29, 2010, 05:37:20 pm
Sorry for not typing it out... it'll lose it's touch if it is typed out.



woah im not sure but i think the second one might be me, i lold at the first one but :P

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Reply #3016 on: November 04, 2010, 09:44:32 pm
LOL!!! Well, even though the rules for this topic say "NO PICTURES". Those two should be an exception. Any pictures with an admin doing a wrong chat fail as seen above should be excused as quoted above: "It will lose its touch if typed out"


Well, for me before going to school, I saw this admin fail.

=AV=Zaila(15) has joined the server from Sweden
Blood_Sucker (13) zajeban do u remember me?
AmericanBoy was kicked by =AV=Zaila(15) for Go back to "Radeon_HB".

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Reply #3017 on: November 04, 2010, 09:49:12 pm
Quote from: Husky on May 15, 2010, 07:15:04 am
Admin [Rstar]Husky(65): lol vince ur pissing from ass
Admin =AV=Vince(100): LOL?
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(19): he not perfect
Admin =AV=Vince(100): omg
Admin TeaM_JayL(118): LMAO
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(80): lol CBF
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(19): at least its not head
Admin =AV=Vince(100): OMG

We were in CBF's house so when CBF went to the toilet...
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) turns lighs off
Dutchy(7) killed by Server
[Rstar]Husky(65) killed by Server
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) killed by Server
=AV=Vince(100) killed by Server
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Another great thing we have left from CBFasi.

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Reply #3018 on: November 05, 2010, 02:10:24 am
Quote from: Matthew_Green on November 04, 2010, 09:44:32 pm
=AV=Zaila(15) has joined the server from Sweden
AmericanBoy was kicked by =AV=Zaila(15) for Go back to "Radeon_HB".
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fixed.


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Reply #3019 on: November 05, 2010, 01:48:34 pm
Quote from: FastSh00T on October 27, 2010, 12:40:14 pm
ArgonathRPG SA:MP isn't funny anymore, everybody is looking for the power,money and being the boss then how do you expect to find something funny?
Fine. HEY, are you leaving? CAN I GET UR MONEYS?


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Reply #3020 on: November 05, 2010, 02:43:14 pm
Quote from: tiderman on November 05, 2010, 01:48:34 pm
Fine. HEY, are you leaving? CAN I GET UR MONEYS?

Lmao...
Thats probably the funniest logs I ever saw in this topic...

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Reply #3021 on: November 05, 2010, 09:33:19 pm
Quote from: Aragorn on November 05, 2010, 02:43:14 pm
Lmao...
Thats probably the funniest logs I ever saw in this topic...
True  :lol:


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Reply #3022 on: November 06, 2010, 05:29:51 pm
Quote from: McCarthy on November 05, 2010, 09:33:19 pm
True  :lol:

Probably also an epic quote that actually summarizes a lot of people in this community well :lol:


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Reply #3023 on: November 07, 2010, 03:53:29 pm
Quote from: JDCdesigns on October 08, 2010, 04:21:22 pm
Sad to see killjoys in this topic...
Plenty of LOLs in old times and we still have them now.

Everyone's a critic JDC. Srsly, don't like the chat logs here? Go find another thread.

Not a lot to say, sorry.

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Reply #3024 on: November 07, 2010, 04:40:03 pm
CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.

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Reply #3025 on: November 07, 2010, 04:48:09 pm
Quote from: Eazy R on November 07, 2010, 04:40:03 pm
CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.
lol! now that was pretty funny. Should try to find that cop and give him a salary raise.


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Reply #3026 on: November 07, 2010, 07:19:50 pm
Quote from: Eazy R on November 07, 2010, 04:40:03 pm
CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.
lmfao!! epic come back from that cop! omfg! hahahahahaahha! now this is real "funny chatlogs" keep it up!  :hurray:


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Reply #3027 on: November 08, 2010, 10:52:09 am
I found it funny :P


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Reply #3028 on: November 08, 2010, 01:24:02 pm
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Reply #3029 on: November 08, 2010, 05:01:02 pm
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