[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[LoCoMoToR]

well santa came in and offered SUGAR 10 grams of salt..

[boostboy]

well santa came in and offered SUGAR 10 grams of salt..

OMFG, so funny, not.

[LoCoMoToR]

OMFG, so funny, not.

i don't see you coming up with anything better... Put your money where your mouth is, or just stay quiet.

[boostboy]

i don't see you coming up with anything better... Put your money where your mouth is, or just stay quiet.

Oh please, spare me!  :roll:

[LoCoMoToR]

Oh please, spare me!  :roll:

you're not even worth it.

[Altair_Carter]

Cop1( XX): .r Requesting unsuspect on suspect 64 - proven innocent via investigation
Altair_Carter (109): Cop1, negative on that.
Negative (113): hm?

[TheRock]

ADVERTISEMENT: Buying - WEED & HEROIN - High Prices -, Contact Enzo_Gvardia(Phone:846298)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Heroin :$, cotnact SavioR_Stracci(Phone:936276)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Weed :$, contact Richard_Stracci(Phone:212)

After a few mins.

Richard_Stracci(18) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci(23) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci: (23) Gimme weap
SavioR_Stracci: (23) WTF
SavioR_Stracci: (23) hahahahhaha
SavioR_Stracci: (23) I bought heroin though


ADVERTISEMENT: some, Contact Crazy_Dzimmy(Phone:8711)
Crazy_Dzimmy: (2) dang
Franco_Ancelotti: some ad abuse
Nexxt: (17) I want "some:"
Nexxt: (17)


PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Congratzz you amde it =)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Yea
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): ape u on ape duty?
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Always


Drix: (53) Yung yo dont masturbate?
Drix: (53) Then your a pussy.
Drix: (53) Sorry.
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[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
Jenny_Fox: (24) 65 percent of woman have masturbated once in their life


big_worm has joined the server from Greece


Admin Salmonella(109): He has a big nose
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): lol
Admin Salmonella(109): really big nose :P
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): i has no big nose :P
Admin Salmonella(109): no you have a big cock


ADVERTISEMENT: buying money!, contact =AV=GrZombie(Phone:9253)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Money! $1 for $2!, contact [AF]Julio_Marlen(phone:6642)

A hacker-fail.

-INVENTORY of nikafd(61):-
Cash: 10k. Screen cash: $1337
(Not the exact way we see it, but I can't even display the original even.)


Skitz_CorleoneT: (11) one of my mates had 2 antivirus installed.. it's like wearing two condoms


[WS]Tevin[AF]: (30) Dude stop following me saying taste the cock
Kody: (42) 8===D


Jcstodds(36) watches the bikini woman and is tempted to blow his cover
Jcstodds(36) dives at her feet


=AV=Jserg: (42) Really, saving money in your ass is a good way to protect em tbh
[WS]Tanker: (43) Ye
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Maybe for you Jserg
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Who'd want to go near your ass :P
=AV=Jserg: (42) Everyone, i got a great ass


[WS]Rock_Kolta has joined the server from Greece
Nexxt: (18) Hi Rockckz.zz.z.
[WS]Rock_Kolta: hey.
Nexxt: (18) ouch! Redname!
Madboi_Corleone: (19) Lockrolta
[AF]Ray_Volcano: (1) Fap for life, yo'
Nexxt: (18) I'm to old to fap, sorry.



Matute(19) has joined the server from Argentina
Admin Matute(19): I HAD SEX WITH ROCK AND I LIKED IT!
Admin [WS]Rock_Kolta(22): o.o[


Catdog_Desmare: (9) Wizzard is your real name Harry poterror something?


 

[Biggo2]

[Dutchy]

NO..ANY..PICTURES.

fail btw.

[Oliver]

[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.

ben sure loves his man booty

[Catdog]

Catdog: (35) Not fair...999 pay??? Wow even a homeless fagggot hobbo gets more
=AV=Monkey: (48) Oh Hai Air Cadet Ben
SkyHawk: (5) What monkey?
ADVERTISEMENT: Payday sponsered by Cluckin' xcasio - Taste The Cock, contact Nexxt(ID:73)
Riko_Scalletta: (84) OMG i am poor just 999$ the payday
Catdog was tempbanned by Luke_Hofmann(128) for 10 minutes for moaning.
Server closed the connection.

[Altair_Carter]

Sounds like an unfair ban to me.

[Catdog]

Yes Exactly Altair, I am glad you see it the way I do..Well I am not gonna argue with admins or anything.

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

that's not funny.  :poke:

[Lorenzo.]

Sounds like an unfair ban to me.

/sarcasm