[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Negative]

Ziad_Bonnano(11): anyone know how to repair windows XP ?
UltraPimp(10): repair windows?
UltraPimp(10): call Carglass.
UltraPimp(10): or insurance

[Tovenaarke]

Ziad_Bonnano(11): anyone know how to repair windows XP ?
UltraPimp(10): repair windows?
UltraPimp(10): call Carglass.
UltraPimp(10): or insurance

Hahaha, good one  I never saw UltraPimp before, but seem to be an old member with great humor 

[Maladoi]

andraws(18) has joined the server from Israel

andraws (18) admiiiiiiiiin
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) NIGGA COP IS IN LSPD AND KIL AL

andraws(18): Police Radio: TY KITSUNE OMG, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: U SAFE MY LIV, Over.



Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: shooting me , Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: we're both cops, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: no, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he just shot me with no reason, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: took down all my armour, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: LIE, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: omg your such a lier, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: i just had full armour, Over.



andraws (18) how do pasport
andraws (18) i hav play 7 days
andraws (18) did i play 7 day
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Janar (64) use /whenmade ID
andraws registered on the 14th of December, 2010.
[WS]Janar (64) and yes, you have played 7 days
andraws (18) i dont know the montheeees
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Yes. Try /whenmade
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
andraws (18) admin can do pasport for me ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws
andraws (18) yas
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) go to a CMB for now
Jack_Martin (72) andrews, you have played more than one month xD
andraws (18) wat is cmb
andraws (18) and who is
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) As i am rather the only admin online atm
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) Citizen and migration board
andraws (18) who is citizen
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Jack_Martin (72) I lol'ed xD
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship and Migration Board
andraws (18) ye
andraws (18) that
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) me too xD
andraws> (18) who is
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) OMG! xD
andraws> (18) ok
andraws> (18) who is cmb
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, You must apply there on their application (TOPIC) to get a passport
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) Same...
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) xD
andraws (18) what is applyw
[WS]Janar (64) andraws, that was I just explained, was cmb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration
Jack_Martin (72) board
andraws (18) u cmb 64
andraws (18) ?
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship*
andraws (18) who are cmp
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Violet_Corleone (24) CMPD?
andraws (18) cmbb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration Board
andraws (18) I MEAN
andraws (18) ANY ONE IS CMB
andraws (18) admin
andraws (18) is there cmbbb?
Jack_Martin (72)  Andraws go apply on their topic on forum www.argonathrpg.com/forum
andraws (18) FORUM
Jack_Martin (72) then go to SA:MP City hall
andraws (18) i dont have id
Jack_Martin (72) yes
andraws (18) man pls
Jack_Martin (72) Create your account then
andraws (18) without apply
andraws (18) i give u alll my money
Jack_Martin (72) I am sorry but you can't bribe FBI xD
Jack_Martin (72) and I can't do anything about it
Jack_Martin (72) Why you are so afrad(SCARED) about applying? xD
andraws (18) bcoz i dont have
Jack_Martin (72) scared *
andraws (18) i dont have akount
andraws (18) fk man
Jack_Martin (72) androws don't worry, you can create your own account
andraws (18) i dont lik
andraws (18) WHO ARE CMB ANyONE HERE
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, you can't take your passport without making an application
andraws (18) no
andraws (18) i no kidin
andraws (18) im srs bsns her
Jack_Martin (72) I understand you! but I can't help you to get passport without an application
andraws (18) MAN
andraws (18) U LIE ?
andraws (18) I WANT PASPORT
andraws (18) i kill u
Mohamed_Haythem> (37) andraws ?


andraws (18) id 2 hacker
andraws (18) id 2 hackert
andraws (18) id 2 hackertt
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) /report
Nadav_Waisbrod (25)  /report
[WS]Janar (64) Use /report ID reason
Mark_Linley (22)  /report
andraws> (18) how
andraws> (18) WAT
andraws> (18) he white
andraws> (18) how !!!
andraws> (18) men plz
andraws> (18) i want pazeport
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws you have completed your CMB so you have to wait
andraws> (18) admin
andraws (18) give me pasport
andraws (18) i play her 7 days
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i play 7 days
andraws (18) give me psport
andraws (18) test
andraws (18) give me test
Mark_Linley (22) Andraws
andraws (18) wat is abusing
andraws (18) u fker
Frankie_Chavez> (67) Admins , Kick him please.
Nam_Gulucan> (15) Shat dap id 18 STOP ABUSE!
andraws> (18) why u call me abuse
andraws> (18) wat it mean ?
Frankie_Chavez (67)  /crime 22



andraws (18) nice mens
andraws (18) nice
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i want pasport
andraws (18) admin do for me pleas



andraws> (18) 59
andraws> (18) can u give me pasporet
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws, as i am the only 1 online atm it will have to wait till another comes or a CMB logs on

Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for block stret

andraws (18) omg
andraws> (18) i want pasport
Jack_Martin> (72) andraws, To get a poassort you must apply on forums \

Tamnhed(8) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for sped
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Mohamed_Haythem(2) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed

Nam_Gulucan> (15) omg Andraws STop ABUSE!

Tetriss_Smith(68) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
[18:40:02] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
[18:40:49] Nikolas_Tyson(21) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting
[18:41:22] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight

Nam_Gulucan (15) WTF ID 18 IS ABUSE MUCH!
Nam_Gulucan (15) ADMIN KICK PLEASE
=AV=Monkey (49)  /report THEN
Frankie_Chavez (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
=AV=Monkey (49) AND caps
Nam_Gulucan (15) f**king NOOB ANDRAWS GET THE f**k OUT OF SERVER
=AV=Monkey (49) No you

[GMT]Mash_Gordon(66) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private

Ray_Carter (54) no high ranked cops who can copban 18?
Mohamed_Haythem (2) He is a f**king stupid cop
Nam_Gulucan (15) COP BAN ID 18 PLEASE
Frankie_Chavez> (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.

elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for he private me

Mohamed_Haythem (2) andraws go know how rp

Jorj_Burzziny[CA](76) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
[18:43:01] kilier(11) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
[18:43:33] JupZ(55) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight

Jack_Martin (72) /gu and ask for investigation
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) Andrews or what the name is, real idiot. Suspected me for ''Private'' and then begun to shoot me.

[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight u men

Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: copban id 18, Over.

Nam_Gulucan (15) OMFG BANNED ID 18!!!!

Teco(27): Police Radio: LVPD to FBI., Over.
Lance_Winston(59): Police Radio: FBI here go ahead, Over.
Jack_Martin(72): Police Radio: Go a head, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: SU18 abused /su constantly, shooting over officers, and carjacking other officers cruisers, Over.

[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) I suggest that we all shot at ID18 ^^
Ben_Tsabari (41) stop abuse cop orders
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: U18 must be banned now, Over.

Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he /suing suspects and kill them after 1 sec, Over.

Frankie_Chavez (67) ID 42 IS ABUSE ME , I'm not NEAR him , He suspect me for punching him.
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Guys, other players can't do anything about it.
Ben_Tsabari (41) cops stop to abuse noobs
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Deal with it, /report or leave until an admin log in.

kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killar
Omar_Aly(61): Police Radio: no admins online to bann 18 , Over.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer

time, it's idiots, kids, who just here to destroy... Leave us alone and let the big men play!

Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, Please stop abusing your rights and stop using /su

[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast

Nam_Gulucan (15) Lol andraws abuse very much
Jack_Martin (72) Yeah and he doesn't listen xD

=AV=Monkey(49) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
Tarion_Smith (30)  /crime 49 HAHAHAH
Crime of =AV=Monkey(49): suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey

=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
(( Andraws kills Monkey ))

<=AV=Monkey> (49) WTF
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) LOOOOOOL ID 49 crime monkey
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKE
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKEY

[WS]Aimzz(70) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car

<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Kick ID 18 please
<=AV=Monkey> (49) Getting Dave
<Jack_Martin> (72) Monkey, I am really sorry but I couldn't do anything about him

Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: requesting copban on U18, Over.
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive red car


<[WS]Aimzz> (70) Driving a black car xD
PM to [WS]Aimzz(70): ROFLMAO XD
<Jack_Martin> (72) xD


Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: constant cop rulebreaking, Over.

<Jack_Martin> (72) Omg I am loling
<Jack_Martin> (72) that guy is the most the funny officer in the worldxD

Crime of [i9]Rusty_Culver(22): suspected by officer Luca_Marlen(48) for dming

<[i9]Rusty_Culver> (22) srsly.
<Edward_Williams> (39) ID 18 is retarded

Criminal [WS]Aimzz(70) cuffs have failed. Hold your fire and cuff him
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white

<Jack_Martin> (72) Andreas, Please stop abusing your rights XD
<=AV=Monkey> (49) =AV=Dan, Coming to save us

Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for evade

andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - Invalid crime
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - invalid crime
andraws (18) op

<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Admin kick id 18 please he abuse much

Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting ambulance car
=AV=Dan(81) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fk man fk, u bad


<Nam_Gulucan> (15) OMG TEAM KILLER f**kING NOOB ANDRAWS

Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat

<Jorj_Burzziny[CA]> (76) ID 35 Abused-AFK at LSPD...
<Luchese_Falcone> (0) COP BAN
<Jack_Martin> (72) bye all =)




Beside laughing. Look at Monkey, he advised a player got abused by andraws to '/REPORT' and to drop caps 'AND CAPS' and after few minutes Monkey got abused by andraws too and then he said on main chat 'WTF MY CRIME WAS MONKE'  || MY CRIME WAS MONKEY'. lol, Why he would advise someone about something he doesn't even do it? ;D. Also andraws said 'I kill you' because I was telling him how to get a passport and that he must apply on CMB topic to get it ;D

Best , just best ...

[FastSh00T]

Best , just best ...

Thanks D:

[Exclusive.]

I wish I was there, that's just awesome!

[Dangerfield]

Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat

[Altair_Carter]

PM to [EVIL]Onotole: Beware of that potato man
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: i injected gas
PM to [EVIL]Onotole: injected gas?????
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: into his ass
PM to [EVIL]Onotole: Oh, that's some Chase Greggor's school i take it? You dirty feds
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: chase was at my school.


ugh...

[Gird3r]

This is what happens when "Pizza stack" forwards the number wrong.

[17:46:42] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Wayne_Hawkins check out and suspect if needed
[17:46:42] HQ: Possible crime: I want 3 pizzas with bacon exrta cheese and much ketchup and a big Italian pizza and a large soda.
[17:46:42] HQ: Suspect: Unknown

[Dangerfield]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Nathan]

PM to Jay_Valdez(10): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question).
PM from Jay_Valdez(10): faget i know how to play

PM to rinka_binka(13): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question).
PM from rinka_binka(13): suck my balls

Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Hey Finlay.
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Do you need help?
finlay_tekken: (30) yeah
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) What's up bro?
finlay_tekken: (30) what do i do
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Well what do you want to do?
finlay_tekken: (30) be a police man and arrest you all

[EliteTerm]

Chase_Greggor(10) says: want some popsicles?
Chase_Greggor(10) says: I got lots of popsicles in the back of this rancher
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: Sure!!
Jesus_(5) says: i got hungry on the way here....
Chase_Greggor(10) says: they're in my pockets, but I cant quite reach them
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: Why would you keep them in your pocket?
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: It'll melt
Chase_Greggor(10) shouts: JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN MY PANTS YOU WHORE!!
Chase_Greggor(10) says: oh eh sorry
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: OH GOD NO!!
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) looks at Chase
Chase_Greggor(10) says: you heard nothing!

Never trust FBI..  :trust:

[MisterSjeiks]

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

 :conf:

[FastSh00T]

I wish I was there, that's just awesome!

True but that is why this topic exists :p

-Quote from: FastSh00T on January 22, 2011, 03:57:12 pm
   
Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
    Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
    elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat

I lol'd at my own chat log again when I saw your quote 

PM to [EVIL]Onotole: Oh, that's some Chase Greggor's school i take it? You dirty feds
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: chase was at my school.
ugh...

I didn't get the first part of the joke but the last one is pretty funny 

This is what happens when "Pizza stack" forwards the number wrong.

[17:46:42] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Wayne_Hawkins check out and suspect if needed
[17:46:42] HQ: Possible crime: I want 3 pizzas with bacon exrta cheese and much ketchup and a big Italian pizza and a large soda.
[17:46:42] HQ: Suspect: Unknown

Roflmao

PM to Jay_Valdez(10): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question).
PM from Jay_Valdez(10): faget i know how to play

PM to rinka_binka(13): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question).
PM from rinka_binka(13): suck my balls

Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Hey Finlay.
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Do you need help?
finlay_tekken: (30) yeah
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) What's up bro?
finlay_tekken: (30) what do i do
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Well what do you want to do?
finlay_tekken: (30) be a police man and arrest you all

I know your feeling, It happens to me all the time 

Chase_Greggor(10) says: want some popsicles?
Chase_Greggor(10) says: I got lots of popsicles in the back of this rancher
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: Sure!!
Jesus_(5) says: i got hungry on the way here....
Chase_Greggor(10) says: they're in my pockets, but I cant quite reach them
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: Why would you keep them in your pocket?
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: It'll melt
Chase_Greggor(10) shouts: JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN MY PANTS YOU WHORE!!
Chase_Greggor(10) says: oh eh sorry
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: OH GOD NO!!
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) looks at Chase
Chase_Greggor(10) says: you heard nothing!

Never trust FBI..  :trust:

Never trust Chase *

[JDC]

Chase is not the only one of his kind in FBI. :evil: