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Reply #3210 on: February 08, 2011, 09:07:10 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 05, 2011, 10:31:48 pm
BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
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=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
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Some awesome moments.  :)


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Reply #3211 on: February 08, 2011, 10:11:08 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 05, 2011, 10:31:48 pm
night at the roxbury what is love
I saw that movie in the past or that part of the movie. Can you please tell me the name of that movie?


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Reply #3212 on: February 08, 2011, 11:47:09 pm
From few days ago:

farok says: mens
farok says: hi mens
TeaM_Patton says: hi
[Rick] says: hi
farok says: mens want make mafia?
TeaM_Patton says: man you are a cop, what mafia are you talking about?
farok says: men if u want make mafia i go off cop forever
farok says: pls send me 5k so i can buy biz for mafia
TeaM_Patton says: nah
farok says: f**k you mens

Also an older one, from the days of Gulucan:

hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go


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Reply #3213 on: February 08, 2011, 11:50:35 pm
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #3214 on: February 09, 2011, 12:10:43 am
Whahahahahahaah "because I got fast car"
Okay go

:lol:

I wanna be rich, help me :cool:

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Reply #3215 on: February 09, 2011, 02:43:35 pm
Quote from: Patton on February 08, 2011, 11:47:09 pm
hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go

The world of law enforcement is much more interesting with freecops around. :D

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Reply #3216 on: February 09, 2011, 10:01:44 pm
[15:58:53] <[Sstar]Jimmy_F[AF]> (61) or.. Akon - I wanna fuck you (2006, Akon-I just had sex(2011) took him 5 years to get laid.


I lol'd at this


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Reply #3217 on: February 09, 2011, 10:26:54 pm
Haha saw that one :lol:

I wanna be rich, help me :cool:

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Reply #3218 on: February 09, 2011, 11:17:24 pm
Quote from: Patton on February 08, 2011, 11:47:09 pm
From few days ago:
Also an older one, from the days of Gulucan:

hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go

LOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


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Reply #3219 on: February 10, 2011, 07:19:51 am
Quote from: Patton on February 08, 2011, 11:47:09 pm
hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.

This :D :D :D


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Reply #3220 on: February 10, 2011, 08:59:59 am
Quote from: Patton on February 08, 2011, 11:47:09 pm
hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go
Damn Gulucans Still Alive! :D
Nice one, Patton.


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Reply #3221 on: February 12, 2011, 09:53:36 am
Quote from: Patton on February 08, 2011, 11:47:09 pm
From few days ago:

farok says: mens
farok says: hi mens
TeaM_Patton says: hi
[Rick] says: hi
farok says: mens want make mafia?
TeaM_Patton says: man you are a cop, what mafia are you talking about?
farok says: men if u want make mafia i go off cop forever
farok says: pls send me 5k so i can buy biz for mafia
TeaM_Patton says: nah
farok says: f**k you mens

Also an older one, from the days of Gulucan:

hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go

Oh my god, I laughed out really hard at this guy! xDDDDDD


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Reply #3222 on: February 12, 2011, 06:16:14 pm
=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?

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Reply #3223 on: February 12, 2011, 07:34:00 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 12, 2011, 06:16:14 pm
=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
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Reply #3224 on: February 12, 2011, 10:41:32 pm
<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Police needs Payday
<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Were paying alot for armour and weapons


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