I desperately need help!

[Josef Prilo]

as far as I've heard, Mario actually has killed a person treespassing.

[ChaNce]

Calling the cops is probably the worst thing you can do, James.
If he calls the cops, his reputation will probably be screwed, his friends will start leaving this "cop-calling-guy-instead-of-clearing-it-with-the-fists-".
Even if it's illegal and shit, I'd recommend you a knife or a gun.
You don't need to use it, just slide it out, if they come up to you, and ONLY if they start beating on you, stung/shoot them.
Probably the best you could do in this situation.
And yes, I'm recommending him to do a crime against a crime, as it's the best way in our community.

[MarioRinarri]

You've just told a teenager to commit serious crime of Weapon Assault or/and Murder...

Excuse me, but are you an Interpol recruit or something? 
It's up to him to decide.

as far as I've heard, Mario actually has killed a person trespassing.

If someone from the Interpol is reading this - it's a damn lie. 

[Hircine]

DNA evidence isn't shit if they can't match it up with you.

[Harald]

Where's the "ban/mute stof on these forums because I don't want to hear about fights all the time" option in the poll?

You can always click on his forum account then "Mute player"  :poke:

Mario..seriously killed someone?

[MarioRinarri]

Mario..seriously killed someone?

I don't want to discuss that. I made a series of mistakes.
It was quite long ago , though.

[l0lller]

Using weapons is no laughing matter. You should get a crew together, proper knock the shit out of him and hang him upside down the flag pole at school. Ahhhh...the old days 

[LillMumin]

Calling cops = They will beat fuck you up even more.

[~Legend~]

Haven't you got enough advice? 
Just be sensible, I don't think these forums are the place for this.

[tiderman]

A pair of gloves, sharp kitchen knife, dark street.
Make sure there are no witnesses, cut his neck and aorta, then dispose of the knife and all of the clothes you were wearing. Have a shower.. Moreover, think of an alibi - that's it.

While killing, do it without expressing emotions. Be serious.
Also, you can take his wallet\cellphone or watch and get rid of them ASAP - make it look like a robbery.

The perfect crime. You also broke my sarcasm detector. Now pay for it.

Calling cops = They will beat f**k you up even more.

What is it with these stereotypes about cops?
All are not fat, all are not corrupted, all do not like donuts..

The society wouldn't work without them - They are our guardians. And if someone call the cops when you or your friends are skating inside a mall - It's their JOB to make you leave and keep you away from doing it. Besides, skating inside a mall is bad for your health.

.. oh, you were also being sarcastic? Well, as I stated before.. SOMEONE broke it.

DNA evidence isn't shit if they can't match it up with you.

That's what she said. (amidoindisrite?)

Calling the cops is probably the worst thing you can do, James.
If he calls the cops, his reputation will probably be screwed, his friends will start leaving this "cop-calling-guy-instead-of-clearing-it-with-the-fists-".
Even if it's illegal and shit, I'd recommend you a knife or a gun.
You don't need to use it, just slide it out, if they come up to you, and ONLY if they start beating on you, stung/shoot them.
Probably the best you could do in this situation.
And yes, I'm recommending him to do a crime against a crime, as it's the best way in our community.

Yeah, it's worth risking your life for your sorry ass street cred "reputation". Totally.

And if he get a knife or a gun I see two things that may happen;

His friends will tease him and call him "that-guy-who-bought-a-gun-and/or-a-knife-instead-of-clearing-it-with-the-fists-man-hes-such-a-puss-because-he-bought-a-gun-and/or-a-knife-instead-of-clearing-it-with-the-fists" (pretty much as bad as death amirite?).
or... Your "other friends" will also get guns and/or knives. Retaliation, you know?
or... You get caught by the po-po and get taken away of all your dreams.


God I'm having so much fun writing this stuff!



No, seriously.. When did everyone starting to give a shit about reputation? If someone confronts me and calls me whatever I just make a super hilarious joke about it and leave him in the dust. No, seriously... I just laugh at it. Really.

[stof]

aight heres what happened. I threatened him on msn and my friend beat the shit out of his friends who bashed me. he got the logs from msn and took it to the cops he wants to get a restraining order on me and my mates but the coppers will probs just laugh at him...hopefully :S

[Wash]

aight heres what happened. I threatened him on msn and my friend beat the shit out of his friends who bashed me. he got the logs from msn and took it to the cops he wants to get a restraining order on me and my mates but the coppers will probs just laugh at him...hopefully :S

cool cool, bruv.

[Boxy]

aight heres what happened. I threatened him on msn and my friend beat the shit out of his friends who bashed me. he got the logs from msn and took it to the cops he wants to get a restraining order on me and my mates but the coppers will probs just laugh at him...hopefully :S

Owned.
If he starts a fight, bring a TI-84 Texas Instruments calculator and chuck it at him, 10 bucks bettin' he'll run.

[Cailiz]

Listen mr.wigger.

If your such a badass you get your carnales and fuck them up.

[Hircine]

I dunno what you call a wannabe mexican.