Sir, you either stay or I'll hunt you down, slaughter your family, kill your dog, attack and without mercy, beat your neighbors wife, hunt down the neighborhood cat, rape it anally, find a coyote, shoot it point blank in the face, then rape it sideways, then go fishing and catch a fish, slice it in half, eat it, drink a glass of milk, cry a little, then go to Russia, celebrate, eat some sunflower seeds, grow weed, get arrested, get raped in jail, get released, commit suicide.
Now, do you REALLY want this to happen!?!?