Fun Facts!

[Petey]

50% of people don't believe it when i say i am a SEXY man whore

[Shifter]

*Nobody likes a man hooker
*90% of GTA players are males (not being sexist)
*70% of people love me
*95% of people want to be in [R*]

[Petey]

* 75% of people like the look of my car when i mod it
* 1% of people have killed RON at least once
* 99% of people that have face RON in battle have lost
* 5% of people knows how good of a driver Petey is
* 75% of people miss Petey from the game

[rJCaiG]

32.12% of people think im a n00b 

[Hafford]

-I once killed Gandalf for food.

[Petey]

-I once killed Gandalf for food.

i have that in the funny chat logs

[Watti]

- I can type Better when i am Stoned/ Drunk
- I cant leave the computer
- I cant Kill if needed
- I cant remember what i did last summer
- My Mum Downloads over 18GB of crap
- I cant sing
- I know how to Script
- The scripts i make are from My slaves  :evil:

100% of people DONT have my typing abilities
5% of people Under Stand me
100% of people have visited www.askwatti.com D)
30% of Watti is Watti 70% is Dejavu ( Lag)
80% of new players Ask many many many questions leading me to make www.askwatti.com
75% Of Players will think www.askwatti.com is my website

[Dave]

That 1% of ppl that kill RON and survive...it's me..well i'm one of them :P

[Marc2984]

- If you got the message 'You have 5 seconds to leave the server with your hacks', you have less then 5 seconds

[Jcstodds]

-70% Of people dont know what ALS is.... :S
-100% Of people who hijack me think they will live 

[Jubin]

- most of the players who I kick with reason, joins the server again and asks what was the reason.

[Dave]

-55% of =AV= members become admins

[wkter]

-killing [R*]Ron gets you banned
-you don't get su for bad driving (not me (I drive bad ALL the time))
-helikilling don't gets u kicked unless you shout it out loudly (SOL )
-refueling your can CAN cost you your life and $100 ++
-don't make you can spin in a circle (got su for 'burning. New asfalt costs a lot')
-cheaters love the groovies
-CAPS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY
-cops are corrupt
-you can't get a holliday in-gme without pingout
-try to immagine IF this serlver was real life (wow)
-don't talk unless you'r talked to
-don't chat after been at samp for some hours (u risk to press t before you're talking)
-you can't rob ppl (they cant rp enough to get robbed)
-cars are not suposed to be at the LS tower
-say ppl are noobs ('no noobs here' comes up with BIG lettes, fun D) )
-don't use more than 1min at the bathroom (ppl might think you have been kidnapped)
-if you are gonna DM, make sure its someone that can't english (so noboddy understands when they report you)
-cheating is allowed at other servers (im being ironic)
-don't drink battery while playing (you might lose control)
-you can't be drunk
-don't drink ingame (noboddy sees you drinking anyway)
-70% of the hackers got a brother
-NEVER EVER EVER, stop if you gon an cool car and someone asks if you want money (they will carjack you)
-/carlock don't work good
-don't drive slowely with a tank (ppl will carjack you)
-admins are slow to react.
-I got nothing more to say

EDIT: I forot to tell:
-Its EASY to confuse me D)

 

[Gandalf]

-killing [R*]Ron gets you banned

(only if you do it without reason)

-don't use more than 1min at the bathroom (ppl might think you have been kidnapped)

(your little brother will install hacks and get you banned)

[dan_lcfc]

-if I play to long my arse starts to hurt (I have crappy chair)