Uncyclopedia : The piss take off Wiki... Very good reading :D

[Jcstodds]

Uncyclopedia is like Wiki, but extremely funny. It has comic, satrical, sarcastic and some outright stupid views on everything!!!

Here is the home page:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Leicester (where I live):
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Leicester   

San Andreas:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_San_Andreas

The Lord of the RIngs:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_rings

Seriously, this is one of the best websites ever!    it has some weird shit in it, but will always make you laugh  .
Posted on: June 02, 2007, 02:37:23 PMxOMG i have just read some of the Lord of the rings topic... here is a small taster of Uncyclopedia:

Some of the character descriptions  (from uncyclopedia) (Warning, reading age: 12+ )

Smeagol a.k.a. Gollum - original bearer of the one ring of Sauron, pawned the ring to Bilbo for mad pipe-weed. Likes to slide his sausage through the ring.

Dildo Faggins - the second bearer of tha ring, which he loses during a rape by Gandalf the Gay.

Fredo cheesewheels - Dildo's nephew, the third ringbearer, he simply walks into Mordor, it's insane, and really unexpected.

Samwise Gingerine - son of someone unknown foool and like fredo very much.

Legolas - Walks on snow. Sinks in water. Heartthrob. Gay with Aragorn. He likes a good cheese cake

Aragorn - Also known as 'Strider'. A mysterious man who likes dirty clothes and sleeping in the woods. Fancies pretty ladies, especially Arwen. A wannabe lonely soul, is infact the king of Gondor.

Sauron - The bad guy of the story. He used to be a great dark lord, but then that damn Isildur came and cut off his finger. This itself only caused him severe confusion, for he had terrible pain in his finger that was no longer there, but the loss of the ring that was in that finger was what made him lose his power (it was a pretty ring!). After moaning for his ring for few thousand years he started to gather an army. He didn't have a normal physical form, instead he showed himself as a massive vagina. Others claim it's in fact an eye. They are wrong.

 
  SOme pretty imaginative stuff there       

[gr4nt]

Lol, quite amusing 

[BlooDsTainD]

I just read a few articles and couldnt stop laughing! really funny shit i think this has to be bookmarked for sure.

[tiderman]

"Capital                Stockholm
Largest city              Stockholm (formerly Sydney)
Official languages     Transpiranto, Bork, Gallimatias
Government            Communist Monarchy
 -Prime Minister      Lottie Knutsson
 -Head of State     Elisabeth Tarras-Wahlberg
  Minority languages    Rinkeby Swedish, Yiddish, L33t
National Hero(es)     Dolph Lundgren, Hagar the Horrible, ABBA, The Noid
Declaration
of Independence    1523 from Gnome Rulers
Currency               German beer and Polish cigarettes
Religion                  Neo-Paganism, Western-Conservative Hedonistic Neo-Lutheranism
Population                 International

" Banned from Sweden

    * George Bush
    * Germany
    * David Hasselhoff
    * Martin Timell
    * Sven-Göran Eriksson
    * Jar Jar Binks
    * Any discussion of Olof Palme "

HAHAHAHHA 


Lord Vader of Trollhättan 

Norway

Capital:     Oslo
Biggest Cities:    Minneapolis, Larvik, Fargo and Oslo
Number of inhabitants:    55 million people
Official Number of inhabitants:    4 680 356
Official languages:    Norwegian, Norwenglish
Currency:    Norwegian Dollars
Religion:    Satanism
Timezone:    Ahead of USA

"Norway is a part of Europe, but has twice tried to run away. Sweden ran after, even though not invited."


Haha its hilarious

[Jcstodds]

You know it owns  !!!!

[TomazK]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[tiderman]

Best shit ever hahahha  D)

[BlooDsTainD]

WIKIPEDIA:
Wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer has given full five-star ratings to several ROH matches, including the Samoa Joe vs. CM Punk sixty-minute bout from Joe vs. Punk II on October 16, 2004; Samoa Joe vs. Kenta Kobashi from Joe vs. Kobashi on October 1, 2005; and Do FIXER (Dragon Kid, Genki Horiguchi and Ryo Saito) vs. Blood Generation (CIMA, Naruki Doi and Masato Yoshino) from Supercard of Honor on March 31, 2006. At the time of Joe vs. Punk II, Meltzer had not rated any wrestling match in the US the full five-stars since 1997.

UNCYCLOPEDIA:
Respected wrestling journalist Dave "I Drink My Own Urine" Meltzer rated the Samoa Hoe vs. CM Cunt sixty-minute bout from "Hoe vs. Cunt 69" 16 October, 2169 and Samoa Hoe vs. Kunta Kintae from October 1 2690, a full five-star in the Wrestling Observer. At the time of "Hoe vs. Cunt II," Meltzer had not rated any wrestling match in the US the full five-stars since 1997, but drank plenty of his own urine

 

[Gimli]

  The Mystery Begins

Mr. Ivan Dunnett, 68, a retired stockbroker, lived at 12 Westbrook Avenue, a semi-detached house in the posh Murtonbridge suburb of London, England. He would have one pint bottle of whole milk delivered to him every morning at approximately 7:00am, by Andrew Wilston, a milkman. He would open the door at 7:13am every morning to claim his bottle of milky goodness.

On Friday 6th October 1995 though, things were to go disastrously wrong.
The Incident Occurs

Mr Wilston was supposed to check in to his workplace, Murtonbridge Milk Supplies, at 5:15am, so he could set off delivering milk at 5:30am. At 5:25am on the fateful October morning he called his boss, Fred Thorax, to explain that he had a slight headache as a result of the below average temperatures recorded for the week previous to the incident. At 5:29am, Mr Thorax called Graham Terminal, a replacement milkman to come and do the round instead. At 5:49am, Mr Terminal arrived and at 6:13am all the milk had been loaded into the milk float and was ready to be delivered to all 62 houses on the round.

Mr Terminal set off at 6:15am, 45 minutes later than usual, to deliver the milk. As a result of the delay, Mr Dunnett went outside at 7:13am to find that no milk was there. Slightly confused, he rang up Mr Thorax at 7:15am and the situation was explained. Mr Dunnett could expect his milk to arrive at 7:58am.

At 7:57am, Mr Dunnett opened his front door and waited for his milk to arrive for 5 minutes. What happened in those 5 minutes is a mystery. At 8:32am a concerned old lady who just so happened to be passing by thought that something didn't feel right and wandered inside 12 Westbrook Avenue to find Mr Dunnett sitting at his kitchen table in a state of shock with a bowl of cornflakes, minus milk, on the table in front of him. Mr Dunnett was slightly hungry.

Read the rest! http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Missing_milk

[9r2e5i3k]

You know, its not only in english.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cats - English
http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kot - Polish

[T r o j a n TM]

My City...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nottingham
Modern Day Nottingham
Nottingham is a wonderful city, which attracts a lot of attention from a lot of different people:

    * Muggers
    * Gangsters
    * Drug Dealers
    * Prostitues and "pimps"
    * The Sheriff Of Nottingham
    * Jackass

Are some of those people.

Nottingham has a bright future in Gun-Crime and soon to be host of an upcomming television programme, "Gun Crime: LIVE!" (Coming to Channel 5 in the near future).

[Jcstodds]

 

[9r2e5i3k]

This pwns all

[dan_lcfc]

This pwns all

  So true

[T r o j a n TM]

Well where I live it's a living disgrace. Discusting place (well most of the United Kingdom is filth) and the people are all f***ers and everyone thinks that they are 'gangster' LMAO don't f***ing make me laugh, oh wait they allready did.