La Famiglia di Ancelotti | Chapter of Fort Carson

[Stefanrsb]

I always judge hoes by theyr service.

Lol'd..

Ahhh... Crazy old Ponk...

WRITE A STORY FFS!!
Like this:
Ponk was my dog that I got for the 5th birthday. He didn't had ears and his tail. We moved with him to Liberty City. On my 22nd birthday, my dad was going to pee.. The dog was in the toilet drinking the water, dad started to laugh and pee on him cause he couldn't wait anymore. The dog turned around with a mad face, jumped and bit of my dads dick. When my dad got back from hospital he remoeved Ponks eyes with a kitchen knife and putted him into the dishwasher, later he killed him. I got mad and killed my dad. Than my mom got mad and killed me. Now I'm dead and that's why I want to join Ancelotti...

[danijell123]

Lol'd.. WRITE A STORY FFS!!
Like this:
Ponk was my dog that I got for the 5th birthday. He didn't had ears and his tail. We moved with him to Liberty City. On my 22nd birthday, my dad was going to pee.. The dog was in the toilet drinking the water, dad started to laugh and pee on him cause he couldn't wait anymore. The dog turned around with a mad face, jumped and bit of my dads dick. When my dad got back from hospital he remoeved Ponks eyes with a kitchen knife and putted him into the dishwasher, later he killed him. I got mad and killed my dad. Than my mom got mad and killed me. Now I'm dead and that's why I want to join Ancelotti...

Hahahhahahaha...
I found the pic of him from the old days:

[Stefanrsb]

Hahahhahahaha...
I found the pic of him from the old days:

Niiice, he also smiled for the camera.. I kinda' miss him

[Frank_West]

I bet my entire respect, money, that 'Aloe' guy can't stand up at this in 2 months.

You're being optimistic

[Andros]

You're being optimistic

Did you know that T-Rex's are aggressive because they have little arms and cant masturbate?

[danijell123]

Did you know that T-Rex's are aggressive because they have little arms and cant masturbate?

Did you know that my grandfather was alive and now he is dead?

[Stefanrsb]

Did you know that my grandfather was alive and now he is dead?

Did you know that T-Rex's are aggressive because they have little arms and cant masturbate?

Fucking lol'd at both 

[Andros]

Did you know that my grandfather was alive and now he is dead?

Did you know that i sexually rub the wall until i find the light switch?

[danijell123]

Did you know that i sexually rub the wall until i find the light switch?

Did you know that incessant beating my head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?

[Stefanrsb]

Did you know that i sexually rub the wall until i find the light switch?

Did you know that incessant beating my head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?

Biatches, please.. 

[Andros]

Did you know that i am laughing so hard i feel a six pack coming on.

[danijell123]

Did you know that i am laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on.

Ok, enough with that shit. Here's one joke:
Mike comes to the bakery and asks for bread.
Baker:
 - Black or white?
 Mike:
 - Doesn't matter, I'm not a racist.

[Andros]

Ok, enough with that shit. Here's one joke:
Mike comes to the bakery and asks for bread.
Baker:
 - Black or white?
 Mike:
 - Doesn't matter, I'm not a racist.

Oh funny guy eh? MY TURN!

The midget says to the woman "Gee your hair smells nice".

[Stefanrsb]

A shit and an apple are talking.
Than shit said to the apple:
  - 'Will you marry me?'
Apple:
  - 'I wont, poof you stink.'
A man comes and eats the apple.
The shit starts to sing:
 - 'I'll wait for you my little, 'till you appear from the hole.'

[danijell123]

I hate when cats are fu*king under my window.