This was the funniest convo i seen.
My clan member (CSS) banned a dude on TF2 and now he added Jon and started raging.
batman: hi
-|UKMD| Jon: hi, who r u?
batman: i am i form g oldfish bowl
-|UKMD| Jon: what?!
batman: i am jamie
-|UKMD| Jon: from.....?
batman: england
batman: from
-|UKMD| Jon: do i block u or do u tell me who u are?
batman: i will ban you from goldfish bowl
batman: so shut up
-|UKMD| Jon: what is goldfish bowl?!
batman: i map
batman: your form ukmandawn
-|UKMD| Jon: whatever.... bye
batman: let me on ukmandawn i am band form it
batman: ukmad
-|UKMD| Jon: No!
batman: why
-|UKMD| Jon: Because if you are banned, its probably for a very good reason!
batman: i will not do it i gan
-|UKMD| Jon: What did you do?
batman: you band me
-|UKMD| Jon: I banned you?
batman: yes
-|UKMD| Jon: What did you do?
-|UKMD| Jon: What was your in game name at the time?
batman: who did yu ban
-|UKMD| Jon: When?! Ive banned several twats, you may just be one! But which one you are, is something you will have to help me with im afraid!
batman: whet
batman: wive whet
batman: to help you
-|UKMD| Jon: What was your in game name at the time of banning? And what did you do to get yourself banned?
batman: my name was batman
-|UKMD| Jon: OK, and what did you do?
batman: i flshd my team meat
-|UKMD| Jon: What?
batman: i fhlshd my team mates
-|UKMD| Jon: fhlshd - ?? What does this mean>?
batman: i killd my team mates
batman: i cant spell good
-|UKMD| Jon: I can tell!!
-|UKMD| Jon: Well I'm sorry, but if you have been banned... there is not much chance of you being unbanned im afraid!!
batman: fuk me
-|UKMD| Jon: Not while theres dogs on the street, but thanks for the offer though!
batman: tel them to let me on
-|UKMD| Jon: Ummmm, No!?
batman: why
batman: come on
batman: i well be band form it all togfur
batman: fuk you
batman: why not you tell them
batman: tel them i am sorry
batman: pls
-|UKMD| Jon: You don't sound very sorry!!
batman: i am sorry
batman: pls i am sorry
-|UKMD| Jon: aww, im sure... but tough!
-|UKMD| Jon: You are banned!
-|UKMD| Jon: Its pretty simple
batman: i am 9
-|UKMD| Jon: If you are banned, it means you cannot play on our servers! Because you have probably been a nipple!! And this means you cannot play. End of story
-|UKMD| Jon: It does not matter if you are 9 or 99!!!
-|UKMD| Jon: And if your 9 you should not be using words like 'fuk'!
batman: sorry
batman: are you 14
-|UKMD| Jon: My age is of no concern to you in any way!
batman: tel me pls
-|UKMD| Jon: No.
batman: why
-|UKMD| Jon: Is that it now? As I have things to do!
-|UKMD| Jon: If you have been banned, and you believe it to be unfair! Put a post on the relavent section of the website.
batman: fuk i am bad i will kill you if you do not tell me not ing i game
-|UKMD| Jon: Relevant* (Would not want to teach people the wrong spelling!)
-|UKMD| Jon: Oh, you are going to kill me?!
-|UKMD| Jon: Again with the 'fuk you'!! I have told you, not while there are dogs on the street!
batman is now Offline
NEW CONVO NOW--------------
batman: fuking kill you
-|UKMD| Jon: Excuse me?
batman: whet
-|UKMD| Jon: Your going to kill me?
batman: no it was i jok
batman: sorry mate
-|UKMD| Jon: okay
batman: see you
-|UKMD| Jon: bye
batman: hi
-|UKMD| Jon: Hello, what now?
batman has changed their name to kk.
kk has changed their name to sandman.
sandman: hi
-|UKMD| Jon: hi!
sandman: you not no me
-|UKMD| Jon: oh right... ok!
sandman has changed their name to batman.
batman: hi
-|UKMD| Jon: hello!
batman: you not no me
-|UKMD| Jon: okay!
batman has changed their name to see ypu.
see ypu: hi
-|UKMD| Jon: Hi!!!!!
see ypu: you notno me
-|UKMD| Jon: I sense a pattern emerging?!
see ypu: see you
see ypu is now Offline
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