Gstar Bud
The Gstar Gang runs a unique drop off service where members of the gang sell different types of weed which will be clarified in advertisements. Weed users are alerted to use the /Taxi command in game to alert us with your location, sometimes demand is slightly high and therefore mainly run a Los Santos Service but do also do runs to other citys on frequent occasions. Keep a eye out in game for weed deals. (This RP was Eddies idea so credit to him :P)
Type of bud: Price of Bud per gram:
Girder(ultimare ukaz) $15 (200g max per person)
G-bud(Ultimate ukaz) $15(200g max per person)
Silverhaze(highgrade) $10(100g max per person)
Whitewidow(highgrade) $10(100g max per person)
Lemon Cheese(highgrade) $10(100g max per person)
Blueberry cheese(highgrade) $10(100g max per person)
Dutch(pukaz) $5(50g max per person)
Bone dry cheese(pukaz) $5(50g max per person)
Sticky Cheese(pukaz) $5(50g max per person)
Tuity Fruity(pukaz) $5(50g max per person)
English(disaster) free(40g max per person)
Earth(disaster) free(40g max per person)
Rap Battles:
Round 1:
No introduction i bang up the lyrics
you want to clash i bang up the critics
its D Double X no mimics no gimics i spit bars that flow like spirits
so how you going to do me
everybody knows on the mic im looney
theres no way you kids can come through me
because your bars are showing as like a mooney
you dont want to clash you dont want to battle
i bring you more beef then a cattle
i smash you in the teeth
leave them to rattle
being you is like being a true jackal
dont talk like that
you get smacked up
you know me im always strapped up
im number one on the list
so you better stop runnin your lips
you dont want to get smacked up like a prick son
why you going on like youre crazy
all thats funny is your crews got rabbies
your bars are premature like babies
your hangin around with ma crew in in town
your saying your gong to knock him down
you f**kin clown
how you going to clash
you come up with bare more shit them my ass
just f**kin focus
you cant do me because you bars are bogus
where from vinewood you dont know us
listen just trust me one blow will knock you over
you cant f**k with a gstar soldier
your not on my level jus sit down crying
come back to me when youre bars rhyme
escobar you f**kin junkie
cross between a crackhead and a monkey.
Round 2:
Listen just trust me one blow will knock you over
you cant f**k with a gstar soldier
your not on my level jus sit down crying
come back to me when youre bars rhyme
escobar you f**kin junkie
cross between a crackhead and a monkey.
you chat shit thats what your about
take a tissue wipe the shit off your mouth
mans want to hate me, say they want to fight me
im on the grime crime daily and nightly
you might see man manz with your wifey
but not me thats the type of gstar i be
i got my own wifey, so f**k your wifey
walk down the road and next mans sharking
look down his eyes i start laughing
spit my bars and dere i am murking
looking at my doulbe L spliff you be turking
you cant stop me from lurking cus your as fresh as a gurkin
why you hatin, what have i done?
carry on hating, suck on your mum
blud why you all in tears?
your mum died when she saw your elephant ears
oh dear dans penis left your mum a cripple
your mum had diarrhea in her nipple
i ent tested you so dont get out of order
mandem be shagging your daughter
your mum aint alive
because she fingered her self with a knife
your mums a hoe man
she gets f**ked by the postman
dont let this get out of proportion
if your wifey gets caught shes going to need another abortion
your mums like a television set
anyone can turn her on in a sec
i roll to your ends like taliban
100 mans be rampin on
i fill your endz with gstar man
we be damaging your mans with javelins
they all get kidnapped like madeline
you be wondering and hating while pumping weights with your creatine.
Round 3:
Its like fam what are you looking at me for,
Ill smack you up and down like a see-saw,
Wanna clash ill bring you a street-war,
You better leave or Ill remove you,
Dont care whos who,
You gonna get moved to,
Man ill move you,
Youll be gone,
Dont gimme them looks like you can harm,
Man will get ate up like kebabs and naan,
You spit bars and they come out narsty,
Your lyrics are whack dont ever come parst me,
Im a rude boy ill rush up your space,
Roll with boys thatll f**k up your face,
Man you wont even contest for your space,
Your boys are fake and my boys are nang,
Run up in your house your mom get prang,
Run up in your room and your chick get bang,
Your like a one man show an I bring the whole gang,
You can bring any gang thru our gate,
Any gang come around we eliminate,
we spit facts,
n your bars are fake,
My names Xterm im sick made,
An trust me i plack six blades,
and each blade is a switch blade,
Ill shank a man in six ways,
Man will be leakin blood for six days,
So blood go get five guys,
And I hope those guys got nine lives,
But naa you only got friends on high five,
And im my eyes there pine size,
Even size wise not my size.
Round 4:
So I Saw your mom on television X
Little white thong touchin her breast
She got no money it was freeview
An her thong and brah were see through
Escobar your mom looks like she got rubber lips
Dont get sex she got a rubber dick
Look at the sket with hair on her upper lip
All you bad guys can suck ma dick
Whos this next prick oh yes its Pablo
Everyones telling me your moms a slag though
Got hair on her chin, Hair on her legs,
Hair on her ass, Hair on her breast,
Run to the shop and buy her some blades,
The hairy bad guy needs a shave,
And the hairy bad guy needs to behave,
Touchin ma ass Look at her age
Shes lucky that I dont punch her in the face,
Dont brush her teeth with toothpaste,
She uses spunk and horse shit,
If Dans dick dont fit he dont force it,
But she pushes and pushes moanin and groanin,
Call who you want I dont care who your phonin
Tell em about Andre cus I know that they know him
Your mom a slag i aint even jokin
shes a crazy bad guy shes a sex machine
Dan be sleepin she come onto him
f**k me f**k me thats whats shes screamin
ugly old bad guy must be dreamin.
Round 5, KO Escobar:
Boy you starting this beef
punch you in your face run away with your teeth
shanks out gats out you really want it?
say the word beef and im straight up on it
headbuts, punches, kicks to he head
dont stop and stare just cus your boys dead
shank your man pablo hear what he ses
cops on my case going to blow that chase
bali n gloves aint going to leave no trace
head to your place im about to explode
shots fired i need to reload
run up in my whip place my finger on the turbo mode
you motherf**kes just dont know
Bars its a next hype thing
you might get a left hook swipe and swing
bang bang straight to your chin.
your garbage bars put them straight in the bin
Eatin mans where beating men
beatin mans were defeating them
see my trends your learning them
making p's where earning them
G dot Star your learning friend
oii f**k what you rep
boyy u better watch your step
move move move it back
you aint listening twat
smack this prat hes on crack
im indirect so watch your track
mcs want to shout my name
they want to beg my fame
set up another fight this ones lame
battle me n there goes your fame n game.
Haters:
SSG in the makin'
smg dats wht im carryin
you man thats who im poppin'
bang bang you be droppin'
your manz just me moppin'
G dot star dats what im reppin'
G bud thats whats so temptin'
mandem like us thats what were smokin'
Highgrade i dont know what you're thinkin'
smokin youre shit id be flippin'
Its not even appealin'
let alone worth stealin'
Go get pukaz' like me den start dealin'
Makin P's, youll be earnin'
shottin' dras and there your learnin'
Smokin' highgrade youll be buzzin'
Chillin in your whip which youre hotboxin'
True buzz your never regretin'
hopin prayin that another time comes beggin'
But naa because man like me be robbin'
There goes your stuff flyin'
Straight in my pockets just like a hotel inn
Say no and i say gimme da blodclot tingg'
Refuse and ill be hijackin'
Next thing you know dere i am kidnappin'
Tied up youll be stressin'
Calling your boys be very demandin'
Raising grands ill be pocketin'
Thats what happens when i catch you slippin'
On ice youll be treddin'
Goin no where fast might aswell start beggin'
"let me go, let me go, dont smash me in"
Those youre last words at least you died tryin'
Daddy Tune Section
News Story Behind it:We have just heard through from a local source that the Gstar gang has started to portray out their actions, with the assistance of high grade car stereo technology by blasting their so called tunes through the city of Los Santos non stop in what they call their daddy whips. Members of the community have expressed their concerns recently, as many feel threatened by the so called music violence they seem to have created. The music they play and recent actions from the so called crew seems to be creating a sense of depression and lack of activity within the city it self throughout the past few weeks.
1)Big H - No fear
2)Big H - Assasin
3)Big H - Fire and Alarm
4)Big H - Alone
5)Big H - White wash
6)D Double e - Bad to the bone
7)D Double e - Streetfigter
8)D Double e - Frontline
For people who like grime :P, lemme know what your favourite is. me n D are into grime..