Talk to strangers

[Freedom]

Have a conversation with a stranger :P

www.omegle.com

and dont forget to post funny chatlogs


Note that chats with strangers may result in vulgar language and/or sexual situations and/or other innapropriate actions / sexual indueo.
-GiacJr
THIS TOPIC CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING AND INNAPRIORIATE LANGUAGE, INCLUDING SEXUAL TALK. DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE SUBJECTED TO THIS KIND OF TALK!!!
-GiacJr


You: hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: YOU`R MNOTHER
You: no
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[The_Wolf]

Stranger: hi there
You: Hey
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Miggle
You: What's yours?
Stranger: Miggle!?
Stranger: where are you from?!
You: Dansk
Stranger: ah
Stranger: funny...
Stranger: Miggle

Second

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: Yes, yes I do.
You: I like pie
Stranger: Cookies are better.
You: Maybe we can ride a tractor together sometimes and have a race
You: It's fun
You: Have you ever tried?
Stranger: Uhu.... Never tried ti.
Stranger: it*
You: And you should!
You: What a shame...
You: What country do you live in, you don't have races?!
Stranger: Nope, I live in Sweden.
You: Ah, Sweden!
You: Man, people here are really stupid...
Stranger: O.o
You: Some guy just says "asl" and then when I tell him he disconnects...
You: I mean what is he looking for, the USA president or something?!
Stranger: That's called: Horny stupid internet guys.-
Stranger: No no, if you're not 15 years old or younger and is a female they are not interested.
You: I even tried saying I am a girl just to have some fun, but it seems I fail at being an internet woman :O
Stranger: Lawl
You: Imagine when even little horny guys don't believe me
Stranger: It's really easy to fool people on the internet.
You: I must have some lessons or something

[Voodoo]

Stranger: ja
You: hi
Stranger: ja
Stranger: ja
Stranger ja
You: asl
Stranger: SM/18
Stranger: 19*

[Andre93]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ok, lets try this out
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ehks]

Strangers FTW!!! they are the best as i always say ( Lemme try now )

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I am a female, 14, 5' 4", 110 lbs, and am looking for a master. I am a sex slave.
You: riiight
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: .
Stranger: ???
You: hey xD
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: So.....
You: what ?
Stranger: male or female
You: Male : /
You: im a stranger ; (
Stranger: :P
Stranger: horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
( Second Chat )

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi i am a horny guy for looking horny girl with msn and webcam??
You: im a 17 year old horny girl
You: soo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are u from
Stranger: ??
You: Europe
You: UK
You: u?
Stranger: i am from italy
Stranger: have u got a cam
Stranger: sweetie
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: u ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
Stranger: can u give me your msn
Stranger: plzzz
You: sure
You: [email protected]
You: add me!
( Then i disconnected ) HAHA he really thought im a girl and yeah who ever own that mail is unlucky XD


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello...
Stranger: lazy motherfucker
Stranger: making me type first
You: Lol XD
You: thanks asshole
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i like you
You: cool
You: douchebag
Stranger: now its just getting a bit annoying
You: yup
Stranger: ew ew ew ew
You: wtf ?
Stranger: did you know that make cats have barbed penises
Stranger: ewewewewew
Stranger: cat birth
Stranger: omfg
You: holy Shit
Stranger: its eating the placenta
You: btw
You: im From Argonath
Stranger: oh thats gross
You: yeah it is gross
Stranger: where the hell is that
You: part of it is in Asia
You: some in Europe
You: some in America
Stranger: sounds like something out of lord of the rings
You: some in Africa
You: well it is a " World of its own "
Stranger: word?
Stranger: how does that work
You: easily
You: i dont know i just have something on my butt that says
You: Made in Argonaht
You: Argonath*
You: so yeah.....
Stranger: i feel like this is a trick
You: dont worry your not on Scare Tactics :O
You: lol
Stranger: never heard of it
You: u will soon..
Stranger: o.O
You: Nvm mate
You: at least your not 1 of those " Horny " bitchs
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you mean
Stranger: ugly bitches
You: yeah
Stranger: who cant get laid irl
You: fucking retarted cunts :o
You: yeah
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: well
Stranger: same to you i guess
Stranger: but vice versa
You: Whaaaa?
Stranger: at least your not a horny dude
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: nop -.-
You: Yeah....
Stranger: alright then
You: its actually cool here in Argonath
Stranger: still dont quite understand that
Stranger: but whatevs
You: No Killing without reasons :P
You: no Flaming
You: like i said
You: a world of its own
Stranger: well why are you on omegle then
Stranger: if its so great
You: because
You: all people are off on argo ; (
You: yeah strange country but awesome
Stranger: why arent you
You: u should visit us ?
Stranger: i would
You: its awesome
Stranger: if i knew where on the globe it is
You: the Europe part
You: is cool
You: but i prefer the part in america
Stranger: which state
You: San Andreas
You: we got 15 years old FBI Dudes here
You: we got abuser cops :o
Stranger: thats ironic
You: whys that ; (
You: oh oh well FBI here is different
You: oh btw
You: maximum jail here is for 180 seconds
You: i always kill my friends
You: its awesome!
You: are u my friend ?
You: lol
Stranger: to be honest no
Stranger: you seem slightly insane
Stranger: and ive had enough slightly insane internet friends
You: riiiight
You: btw u can make your own mafia here :o
Stranger: i dont realy like the mafia
You: u can start your own fucked up gang
You: and claim your own hood
Stranger: id probably end up killing everyone in the mafia and gangs
You: after u buy some houses in it
You: hmm u can be a hitman too
Stranger: oh you fucker
You: what ?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: oh nothing
Stranger: continue
Stranger: it sounds wonderful
You: it sure does
You: Argo Ftw
You: btw to get a passport there
You: u need to stay for 7 days
You: then when u see Some big words in the sky " Argonath City Hall Opened for Passports "
You: u head for CIty Hall
Stranger: lol i knew i recognized that name
You: and take the passport
You: what u know Argo ?
Stranger: i think im going to make some toast
Stranger: bye

( Will Continue Coloring it later )

[Dave]

Stranger: moon... prism.... POWERRRRR!!!!!
You: SHOOP DA WHOOP
Stranger: FUCK YOU NOOB
You: MA LAZ0R PWNZ YOU!!
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT


Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: Do you like cheese?
You: Hmm?
You: Do you
You: like cheese?!?!
Stranger: yess
Stranger: sorry
You: lawl
Stranger: my cat was annoying me
Stranger: hahah i love cheese
Stranger: pepperjack
Stranger: is good
Stranger: you?
You: Bit of normal chedder for me
Stranger: i like that too

Cheese, do you liek it?!?!

[Fabio]

Stranger: What are ye looking for?!
Stranger: "You"
You: im looking for you
Stranger: You are? i see!
You: lol
You:
Stranger: Don't tell the cops i'm here!
Stranger: Please!!
You: ok
Stranger: Thanks!
You: no problem mate
You:
You: WTF
You: COPS RUN
Stranger: What do you need?
Stranger: OH SHIIIEEEt
You: RUUUN
You: NAO!

[Dave]

This site is SO EPICLY FUNNY



Stranger: 352-438-8667 mike
Stranger: oops
Stranger: 428-8667
You: Well that was random
Stranger: indeed
You: Very...
Stranger: give me a call. im a wrestler
You: Rather not
Stranger: 352-428-8667
Stranger: block your number
You: The cost for overseas calls is quite high on Orange
Stranger: its in florida
You: Yep, thats why I said overseas
Stranger: well fuck wherever you are

[Fabio]

You: omgwtf
Stranger: PREPARE TO FIRE EVERYTHING
You: OSHI
Stranger: FIIIIREEEEEE
You: NOOO
Stranger: no?
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: dont fire at me
You: i dont wanan die
Stranger: FIRE AT VULCAN!!!!
You: FIRE
Stranger: DIE YOU POINTY-EARED BASTARDS

LOL, this is site is funny. :razz:

[David_Omid]

HAHAHAHAHAA best conversation with a stranger I have ever had

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heey
You: Hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, male, near London
You: you?
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: 16 female munich
You: cool
You: how is Munich this time of year?
Stranger: its very hot here
Stranger: about 30 degree
Stranger: how is london
You: quite warm, not too hot though
You: I don't think we even reached 30
Stranger: ok
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: horny?
You: ummmmm
You: not really, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Fabio]

LOL!

[DarkCisco]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: male, looking for girl with cam (MSN)
You: Ok...
Stranger: u from?
You: Antarctica.
Stranger: yeah sure
You: no really!
Stranger: buzz of
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vince]

LOL

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I
Stranger: Drink
Stranger: Your
Stranger: Milkshake
You: O
You: R
You: L
You: Y
Stranger: Ye
Stranger: 'cos
Stranger: my straw
Stranger: reaches across the room
You: i'm thirsty now
You: WTF MAN
Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: how long is your straw
Stranger: As long as you want it to be.
You: viagra?
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[cumbia_chorra]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: hows it going
Stranger: im doin good... how bout urself?
You: me 2
Stranger: cool.. where u from?
You: Somewhere
You: and you?
Stranger: o i heard its nice there... im in connecticut usa
You: cool
You: so
Stranger: so male or female?
You: male
You: and you?
Stranger: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[4512jth]

This is messed xD. I'm debating if I should do this  

EDIT: My first chat.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fail.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: a place :|
Stranger: y
You: idk
Stranger: u male / female
You: male
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.