Talk to strangers

[Janar]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: KOREA ROCKS MOTHA FACKER
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Flash]

I started flame war with one now :P

[Altair_Carter]

A new one:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello
Stranger: don't take me for granted.
You: ??
You: what you mean?
Stranger: becaue i'll leave you know
You: um what
Stranger: i love you
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: September 08, 2009, 04:42:44 pmТhis one is a bit epic, enjoy D:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: die
You: no
You: so u suk mi pennis?
Stranger: fuck away
You: maderfakcer u suk
You: i raep ur family
Stranger: okay
Stranger: come on
You: Damn you're too resistant not to disconnect. I found a tough meat
Stranger: go
Stranger: buddy come more
You: more for what?
You: for being a fat dick like you, daily raped by 10 niggas and 20 additional lesby-nigga girls
You: right?
Stranger: yeah
You: hm, seems you have cool dailies
Stranger: U r right
Stranger: i have too many girls to shoot
Stranger: U will be the 100th haha
You: cool
You: when do we start blowjobs?
You: i have enough patience to play with ya
Stranger: what is blowjobs
Stranger: you know,English is not my monthertongue
You: how can i
You: blowjobs is when you blow someone's job
Stranger: about 12 yr=ears
You: hahaha
You: and you shoot girls?
You: LOOSER
You: go do your homework first
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: where you come out?
You: i wait when you do
You: hahaha
You: that's why im here, i'm omegle troll
You: i annoy people lke you to leave,
Stranger: quick how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: a nauty boy
You: from?
Stranger: don't you have a sexual intercorse?
You: i do
Stranger: no
Stranger: you do not
Stranger: you do not taste that
You: i got ya
You: you know english half-perfect atleast
You: if your English is as bad as you noticed above, you couldn't physically know what's sexual intercorse
You: owned
Stranger: okay tell me wahts your idea?
You: What you mean by that
Stranger: maybe i can not explain that clearly,but i know that well
Stranger: i have ever played with two girls.they suk my penis, so comfort
Stranger: have you tasted
You: lets start from i'm not a girl
You: so you failed for the third time, hahahaa
You: where are you from?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: you ?
You: Estonia
Stranger: russia
You: lol?
You: you transfered to RUssia from Japan so fast?
You: so where do you actually live, тролль?
Stranger: i don't kow тролль
Stranger: tell me
You: but you're from "Russia"?
Stranger: no
You: then why did you mention the word "Russia" here?
Stranger: i check that from traslation
You: ...
You: will you die already?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok die
Stranger: so you are
You: press disconnect, find another victim
You: oh, wait, you cant
You: because you're dead
You: and dead cant live and press disconnect and sit on omegl
You: you're such a pathetic looser
Connection imploded.

[Fabio]

Stranger: i want msn sex, i'm man, you want girl?
(as soon as i connect he thinks I'm a girl LOL)
You: NOANY
You: NO VIRTUAL SEX FOR YOU
You:
Stranger: why?
You: Becuase I'm a man LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aksel]

Stranger: from ?
You: Norway
You: You?
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: uk
You: ah, british
You: You're female?
Stranger: no
You: Male?
Stranger: sure
You: Cool.
You: I am a girl.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age ?
You: Fourteen.


You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: not much you?
You: You like Icecream?
Stranger: yeah
You: You eat one at this moment?
Stranger: ahah no=( you?
You: Yeah
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Canada
Stranger: you?
You: Norway
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 32
You: You?
Stranger: ahha
You: What are you laughing at?
Stranger: im 15
You: aha
You: Want to have sex?
Stranger: ahha yeah sure
You: Alright
You: Let's meet up at Antarctic, okay?
Stranger: yea sure;)
You: Cool
You: Can I have your msn?
Stranger: um no
You: D:
You: I can show you my tits.
You: I am fourteen.
Stranger: ahah your 32



Shows how smart Canadians are


Stranger: Hello, Are you Male or Female?
You: Male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Frederick]

I remember finding out about this website a while back.  Just something to keep you busy for a few minutes when you're really bored.

Although, it can come in handy.  I met a cute Spanish girl on there a while back.  :razz:

[Joey_DeRossi]

Stranger: hi
You: I went to the dentist today.
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: how was it?
You: I don't feel anything...I feel funny.
Stranger: what did the dentist do to your teeth?
You: Is this real life?
Stranger: indeed it is.
You: Now I have two fingers.
Stranger: you've failed to answer my question
You: I have four fingers.
Stranger: two fingers..is possible
Stranger: four fingers..hmm
Stranger: okay
You: I can't see anything.
Stranger: quite a number of possibilties if your a human
Stranger: what did the dentist do to your teeth?
You: I don't feel tired.
Stranger: yes you do.
Stranger: i know you do.
Stranger: your teeth?
Stranger: dentist?
You: Do I have stitches?
Stranger: quite persistant arnt you.
Stranger: tell me what he
Stranger: did i might be able to help
You: On my teeth?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: or do you have two of them too?
You: You have four eyes.
Stranger: WOW..
You: I feel funny.
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You: WHY IS THIS HAPPENNING TO ME?
Stranger: i really am 4 eyed
Stranger: because your not following the right path..
Stranger: follow god.
Stranger: do you have a religion?
You: Is this going to be forever?
Stranger: yes...afterlife
You: Argh.
Stranger: will be forever

Mean stranger

[Chase]

Sorry for the bump, but I'd just like to tell you guys that this website (www.omegle.com) has video chat now. You can use virtual webcam software such as manycam to screw with people. I was recently playing Ronald McDonald insanity over it.

[Challenger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: uhmm
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 90 MALE NORTH POLE
You: VERY HORNY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 90 years old male south pole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Brad.]

Stranger:  hi
You: ohaidere
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/UK
Stranger: :- something weird
Stranger: 16, f, sweden
You: grats
You: you win an internet
You have disconnected.

That was saved on my pc, i might have been drunk.]

This was today:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you laik waffles?
Stranger: What kind of nazi terrorist doesn't like waffles?
You: The blue flavour
You: I heard if you eat too many of the blue flavour, you turn into a panda
Stranger: Dude, how high are you right now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aksel]

Stranger:  hi
You: ohaidere
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/UK
Stranger: :- something weird
Stranger: 16, f, sweden
You: grats
You: you win an internet
You have disconnected.

That was saved on my pc, i might have been drunk.]

This was today:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you laik waffles?
Stranger: What kind of nazi terrorist doesn't like waffles?
You: The blue flavour
You: I heard if you eat too many of the blue flavour, you turn into a panda
Stranger: Dude, how high are you right now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I gave it a shot ;p


You: Hi!!
Stranger: Asl
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: Blue waffles
You: With blue flavour?
Stranger: No an infected pussy
You: Man, I heard if you eat too many blue flavoured waffles, you turn into a dinasaur.
You: Sick, huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[iMunna]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Freedom]

Stranger:  hey
You: hey
You: WAZZZAAAAA?
Stranger: 12/f/usa NO PERVS!
You: 90/m/NP
You: so, you wanna meet?
Stranger: mhhmmmmmm sure
Stranger: meet me in the dark alley behind ur mom
You: Okay
Stranger: cya then!
You: cu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You:  hey
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: a.s.l?
You: whats up?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: u?
You: true, true
You: you know, watching the game, chillin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger:  A)male looking for conversation
B)female looking for conversation
C)horny male
D)horny female
You: a
You: s
You: d
You: f


You:  hey
You: how much is pi?
Stranger: 3.14
You: WRONG
You: its 3.1415!
Stranger: 3.14159
You: oo
You: o.0
You: 0.o
Stranger: That's right
You: o.o
You: 0.0
Stranger: Schooled at your own game
You: ok
You: lets play another game now
You: There's a mask attached to your head
Stranger: I'm into it so far.
You: I call it. " A nut cracker "
You: Your head is a nut
Stranger: Do I crack your nuts with it?
Stranger: Oh.
You: If you don't find the key
You: in 60 seconds
You: it will crush and will crack your head
You: into 2 and half pieces
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


long one

You:  Hi
You: I wanna play a game
Stranger: awesome, what kind of game?
You: There is a card deck in my desk
You: I call it. "A card deck"
Stranger: ooh im liking this
You: If you put all cards in order in 60 seconds
You: you will survive
You: I know all bad things you have done
You: cheating on your boyfriend, fightouts at school
Stranger: youre off to a bad start my friend
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: and not gay
You: o i c
You: anyway
You: 59 seconds are over
You: ok 60
You: my cards look in order... oh, whats that? WHAT IS THAT?
You: YOU PUT A 6 OF HARDS INSTEAD OF 6 OF DIAMONDS
You: YOU TOUGHT I DIDN'T SEE, HUH?
Stranger: MAN! HOW DID YOU EVEN CATCH THAT
Stranger: youre good man, youre good
You: Yes, I know
You: but still
You: WHAT THE HELL?
You: Now you must die!
You: *Whuisshhh* *Boom* *boom*
You: *Truffff*
You: You are terminated!
Stranger: man.... being dead is a lot like not being dead
Stranger: im sure you hear that a lot though
Stranger: all with being the terminator and all
Stranger: the psychic terminator
Stranger: the psyrminator
You: yes
You: fuk you, asshool
Stranger: hmm, were just hit over the head with a baseball bat, your spelling just started rapidly declining
Stranger: SHOULD I CALL A GHOST AMBULANCE!?!
You: No deal!
Stranger: well then you have to choose 3 more cases, and remember you still have a 1 in 12 chance of winning the million dollars
You: oo
You: kewl
You: I feel lucky!
Stranger: all right
Stranger: choose your cases
You: what cases?
Stranger: exactly.....
Stranger: its fucked up man
You: well, my fan inside my stomach doesn't seem to work well, so that means my sound card is going to melt soon and my voice communicator is bugged
You: there's my 3 cases
You: there're
Stranger: well, youve successfully eliminated the million dollars
Stranger: which means you get 9
Stranger: you lose half to taxes....
Stranger: you get 4.50
Stranger: .....it costs 4.50 to participate on the show
You: ooo
You: does monopoly money work?
Stranger: I WISH!
Stranger: but no it doesnt
You: oo
You: why?
Stranger: BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY REAL AND SUPER SERIOUS!
You: why?
Stranger: .....touche
You: touchè?
Stranger: good call
Stranger: high five?
You: capichè?
You: High five, low two, F U
You: :]
Stranger: im not sure thats the right accent to spell capiche
You: kapish?
Stranger: sure lets go with that
Stranger: im down
You: ok
Stranger: im cool bro
You: cool story, bro
Stranger: im up with that jive-ness
Stranger: hombre
Stranger: essay
Stranger: mexicano
Stranger: immigration buddy
Stranger: cheap labourer
You: me no immigrant :[
Stranger: are you sure? cause i kinda went ahead and got you this neat sombrero
You: i only come usa to mexico to work in cheap labourer
You: I'm going to ask you a question. And I'm going to ask it only once.
You: now read it carefully.
Stranger: GREEN!
Stranger: sorry i jumped the gun
You: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: yes i have!
You: are you sure?
Stranger: now i have a question for you, a mathematical question of probability
Stranger: first where are you from
You: oki
Stranger: usa?
You: no
You: estownya
Stranger: canada?!
Stranger: no....
Stranger: i dont think estownya is a real place
You: estonia?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: okay
Stranger: here it is
Stranger: what is faster: to estonia, or there by bus?
You: I can only choose between those two?
Stranger: yes
You: hmm
You: wait, I need to calculate...
Stranger: thats reasonable
You: Well, you can't get there by bus
You: so, to estonia is fastest
Stranger: its a possibility
Stranger: or is it by bus?
Stranger: that question will never be answered, one of lifes many
Stranger: revel in that
You: ok, to estonia is fastest to travel by bus
Stranger: maybe
You: kapish?
Stranger: i dont know....
Stranger: this is a serious question
Stranger: this is what men are made of
Stranger: the salad eaters from the carnivores
You: oo
You: I C
Stranger: mhmm
You: I have to go to school
You: to learn how to terminate people
You: because I'm studying terminating 1st year
You: so I suk at it
Stranger: kick ass, that explains why i dont feel very dead
Stranger: well good luck with that
You: Thanks
Stranger: its been very random talking to you
You: Yes
You: With you too
You: Kapish?
Stranger: i suppose
You: Now Im going to fly my roflcopter and land by school to bus
Stranger: bitchin
Stranger: PEACE!
You: piis
You: piish
Stranger: bees knees and ovaries
Stranger: ....i dont disconnect
You: ok
You: You have been terminated!
You: Muahahahaha
You have disconnected.

[Pablo]

You:  oyo
You: asl
Stranger: hello
Stranger: korea
Stranger: 22
Stranger: f
Stranger: you~
You: Cambodia, 73, Female.
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: 73?????
You: I'm using my grandson internet
You: he told me to go there
You: so here am i
You: hows things?
You: u know i havent had sex since 45 Years.

Then i disconected when he was replying.

[Jingle]

Stranger: hey
You: hi hello sup
You: wassup
You: what u up to
Stranger: wassssssssssuuuuuuuupppppppp
Stranger: what are you up to!!!
Stranger: CRACKA
You: dfkdjk?
Stranger: auhgeiuh
You: yes of course poopiegooper
Stranger: joe momma?
You: I just woke up
Stranger: ahh
You: I am eating coffee
Stranger: my dog just got burned
You: nice
Stranger: what
Stranger: mean!
You: no, i'm cool
Stranger: obviously -___-
You: yeah, this conversation is just awesome
Stranger: real awesome
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats your name
You: my name is stranger
Stranger: really well my name is apparently you
You: oh
You: me too
Stranger: you just said your name was stranger, liar!
You: true i'm a liar
You: how old r u, i'm old
Stranger: how old
Stranger: :/
You: how old
You: not how young
Stranger: you just said your old
Stranger: ??
You: i dont understand what the f**k i am talking about, i am drinking coffee
Stranger: are you high
You: yea
Stranger: figures
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're entertaing
You: so i'm kind of
You: drunk atm
Stranger: im not
Stranger: hmm, well how lame to get on omegle when you're drunk
You: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: hahaha
You: its awesome
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: go get sober (: bye



You: hi there
You: how u doin kind sir/woman
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male
You: i'm a female, 72 years old, asl?
Stranger: 90 m
You: okay
Stranger: what's up?
You: we can sort some things out
You: how are you?
Stranger: lolzz
Stranger: fine
You: i'm fine too, i love eating dog poo, because my digesting system is fucked up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's good
You: we are old people, you have to talk alot, and piss people off
Stranger: lolzz
Stranger: why do u think that?
You: because my grand grandmother is annoying
You: i talked to her last week
Stranger: u have grand mother too
Stranger: at the age of 70
Stranger: lol