Long :P (I know there're fails in there, but hey)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: anyone home?
Stranger: yeah
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: whos there?
You: *ring* *ring*
You: Im the electric
Stranger: hello?
You: Did you call the electric?
Stranger: oh why yes, ive been expecting you.
You: Good
Stranger: please come in.
You: *enters the apartment using the front door*
You: Nice place you got here.
You: *takes off shoes*
Stranger: why thank you.
You: *leaves them on the carpet*
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: what nice shoes.
You: Thank you
You: I got them on christmas sale 50 % off
Stranger: oh, christmas. i love christmas.
Stranger: do you love christmas?
You: Yes
You: I like getting presents
You: and the free food
Stranger: presents. they make me happy.
Stranger: so did you bring food to share?
You: Sure
You: *opens the sports bag that he had with him*
You: Just in case
You: *takes out a pizza*
You: *places it on a table*
Stranger: oh oh pizza! yummm
Stranger: shall we?
You: Sure
You: It needs to be cut in half, though
You: got a knife?
Stranger: sure do.
Stranger: *grabs the pocket knife*
Stranger: is this okay?
You: Umm
You: I think we need a little bigger one
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i was kidding
Stranger: ill get the real knife.
You: Sure
Stranger: be right back.
You: *slides a laptop into his bag*
Stranger: *talks from the kitchen*
Stranger: is everything okay there?
You: Yes yes
You: only the pizza is getting a little cold
Stranger: *comes back with the knife*
You: I think we shall heat it up in the microwave
Stranger: oh yes. good idea.
You: Put it on 1 minute or so.
You: and sometimes test, if its hot already
Stranger: *sets time*
You: *takes out laptop*
You: *takes out a screwdriver*
You: *takes all screws off and removes the covering*
You: *takes out another covering from his bag
You: *attaches it onto the laptop*
You: *me turns on the laptop as it was his*
Stranger: well if i may ask, what are you doing?
You: Well, I'm just playing some solitaire
You: as the pizza is getting hot
You: *shows the solitaire game*
Stranger: i see, i see.
Stranger: 1 minute is up!
Stranger: let us feed our tummies.
You: *puts the laptop into his pocket*
You: Yes!
Stranger: what big pocket you have there.
Stranger: *shocked*
You: ahahhaahah
You: fail :DDDD
Stranger: lol
You: maybe its a mini laptop?
Stranger: haha yesyes. a notebook.
Stranger: i see load of them nowadays.
Stranger: loads*
Stranger: very convenient, i must say.
Stranger: but not for me, my fingers cant work with little keys.
You: I see
You: Well
You: Cut the pizza now
Stranger: its cut already, cant you see?
You: no
Stranger: magically.
You: oh
Stranger: how awesome is that!
You: I see
You: Parry Hotter?
Stranger: nah. this is just a dream.
Stranger: anything goes.
You: Ues
You: *takes half of the pizza and magically makes it float in air*
You: *cuts it into pieces with his mind *
You: *takes one and eats it*
You: Yumm yumm
You: You like that pizza?
Stranger: delicious.
You: Indeed
You: *eats another piece (2/3)*
Stranger: so, you say you're an electrician?
You: Yes
Stranger: can you fix my bathroom?
You: Its an electric?
Stranger: i meant, the socket in my bathroom.
You: Sure
You: *eats the last piece of his pizza (3/3)
You: *goes to the bathroom*
You: Oh, I cee
Stranger: be careful in there!
Stranger: many has slipped and hit their heads badly.
You: *uses his super vision to see whats wrong with the socket"
Stranger: slippery floor, aint it?
You: *goes closer*
You: *slips and hits his head hard*
Stranger: oh shit, are you okay?
Stranger: *goes to you and look at your head*
Stranger: looks*
You: *mumbles as he is seeing the light in the end of the tunnel*
Stranger: oh no, please hold on.
Stranger: dont leave me!
You: *grabs a sink pipe*
Stranger: im not ready yet
You: Is this enouth to hold on?
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: i mean, stay awake for me!
You: haha, I got it
something weird
Stranger: *dials 911*
Stranger: its going to be okay.
Stranger: where the hell is the ambulance.
Stranger: they should be here.
Stranger: tsk tsk.
You: *opens his eyes*
You: Must... repair..... socket!
Stranger: dont. you're still not in good condition!
Stranger: forget about the socket.
Stranger: i think you should rest now.
You: *tries to use his super powers*
You: *mumbles* noooo, they're gone!
Stranger: *gives super power*
You: where ever I hit my head, took my super powers!
Stranger: that darn sink.
Stranger: always hits the jackpot.
Stranger: well, you should be recovering.
You: I give you free advice
You: You should place a carpet on the bathroom floor
You: where it's slippery
You: *feels much better now*
You: *takes a magic stick from his bag*
Stranger: carpets are a hassle. :|
You: *goes back to the bathroom, being more careful now*
You: *crouches*
You: Hey, I didn't slip!
Stranger: will you look at that.
Stranger: good jod.
You: *puts the magic stick in the socket and reads some mysterious words in some foreign language
Stranger: *applause*
You: *ends the ritual*
You: Now give me something that might use this socket
You: I need to test if its working
Stranger: try sticking your finger to it.
You: hmm
You: Sure
Stranger: if you feel some electric vibe, then its working/.
You: *puts his fingers into his mouth*
You: *examines*
You: They look wet now
You: *puts his fingers into the socket*
You: *gets an electric shock*
Stranger: there. its working now.
You: *being shocked* LooOooOkZzz LieEEeEek ItttTTs WooooeeEeerkiiiiIiiIIIIIIing
Stranger: whoa whoa, easy.
Stranger: take a seat.
Stranger: thank you for fixing it.
You: *pulls his fingers out the socket*
You: *takes a seat next to "You"
Stranger: how possible is it that you aint dead yet?
Stranger: hahaha
You: as I said
You: I have superpowers
Stranger: oh yeah, forgot that.
You: The bill will be 10 dollars
You: pizza is on the house
Stranger: *hands out 20 dollars*
Stranger: keep the change!
You: Thanks
You: *takes the 20 dollars*
You: Have a nice day
You: *goes to the door*
Stranger: sure. you too.
You: *puts his sheos on*
You: *me waves happily as he opens the door and leaves*
You: *the door slowly shuts*
Stranger: *waves back*
You: That's all folks
Stranger: The End.
Stranger: *close curtains*
You: And remember, kids, never put your hands into a socket
You: You might not be as lucky as the electrician
Stranger: fail. haha
Stranger: the curtains are closed already!
Stranger: lol
You:
You: was nice "roleplaying" with you
You: Bye!
Stranger: you too
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