Talk to strangers

[Chuck_Norris]

it's a bot lol, i know it's a virus

remove the link than

[Grovyle]

Stranger:  Heyy
You: Hi
Stranger: boy girl ?
You: I'm alien from the planet Earth
You: You?
Stranger: ookay im a girl
Stranger: can i tell you something alien ?
You: Hold on I'm getting an intergallatic message from the planet f**kballs
Stranger: urghh you freak
You: BEEP
You: OH SHIT
You: IT'S EXPLODING
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You:  Halla dar
Stranger: hi m/f
Stranger: \hello
You: me no speak englysh
Stranger: m/f
You: m, 71, planet earth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m, 10, planet mars
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Oh god not that shit again D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm good, what about you?
Stranger: me too.
You: I'm bored. wanna play a game?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: You make one :o
Stranger: okay
You: What have you got in mind?
Stranger: omegle friend
Stranger: is that?
You: That's the game?
Stranger: and how can i play this game?
You: Uhhh, I better make the game myself. How about this: You say a part of the lyrics of a song and I must guess what song it is. Looks okay?
Stranger: okay
You: But, with one condition
You: If you don't do it right you disconnect
Stranger: first tell me that condition
Stranger: then, only I decide
You: I already said the condition, unless omegle is this laggy. D:
Stranger: actually i don't understand.
You: You don't speak English?
Stranger: yes, I do.
You: Okay... let me explain again.
You: In this game, you must say part of the lyrics of a random song. Then, if I get it right, I say the lyrics of the song I want you to guess. Then, repeat. But, if you are mistaken, you must disconnect from this conversation. Same goes for me, if I am mistaken. Understood?
Stranger: bye, I don't want to spend my time on such a stupid game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awwww. My games are stupid.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 m denpasar
You: WHY WHY WHY WHY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT say ASL
You: D:
Stranger: Hi..!! Indian Boy here, Wanna Chat with everyone ...

If u like we can Chat....
You: Lol bot
You: I was faster than a bot? WOW. I am leet. :o
Stranger: goodbye..
You: tonight, bye bye =3
Stranger: see u ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The guy typed that message in less than a second the "Stranger is typing..." message appeared :o
Post Merge: May 03, 2010, 07:29:46 pmMore shizzle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: well then you should try it it's nice
You: hi
Stranger: well...
You: What.
Stranger: hi can you put some toothpaste on my -censored-?
Stranger: let's just talk will u
You: Hmmm... this smells like something...
You: very fast...
You: not very tasty...
You: It's...
You: oh god.
You: A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111
Stranger: what??
You have disconnected.

Another bot. same deal as the last guy.

[tiderman]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: egh i taste ginger
You: Identify yourself, motherf**ker!
You: Show me your hands!
Stranger: shows hands
You: I said IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
You: NOW!
Stranger: i'm uh
Stranger: jimmy
You: Cut the bullshit, Jimmy!
You: I want your real name!
Stranger: jimmy?
You: No... no.. This wont work. No, I'm sorry.
Stranger: just SHHUT UP JIMMY!
You: No I am afraid that you are inferior to my roleplaying capability
You: This wont work
You: I have came a long way and no.. This..
You: No way, man.
You: Like..
You: I didn't sign up for this shit!
Stranger: heh
Stranger: you didnt sign up at all
You: You told me we were going shopping!
Stranger: YEAH AND HERE WE ARE
Stranger: SHOPPING
Stranger: until you
Stranger: started having bipolar issues
You: AND HERE WE ARE IN OUTER SPACE
Stranger: and decided to f**king
You: LIKE WHAT THE f**k MAN
Stranger: SHOOT EVERYONE
You: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
Stranger: SHOPPINg
You: IN OUTER SPACE?
Stranger: f**k YEAH
You: THERES NO LIQUORSTORES IN OUTER SPACE
You: SILLY
Stranger: where else do you wanna shop?
You: Seven-Eleven, maybe?
You: Like ordinary couples.
Stranger: that's like a
Stranger: that's
You: You know... Johnson bought a new fence for his wife...
Stranger: 50 light years away
You: I don't care!
Stranger: AND I f**kING
Stranger: TOOK
Stranger: YOU TO OUTER SPACE
You: I want a new fence!
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then you go get a new fence
Stranger: lets see you get back to that damn seven eleven
You: Turn this intergalactic cruiser around!
Stranger: YOU TURN IT AROUND
You: Then move out of the driverseat, man
You: We can't do this if you don't move out of the driverseat, man
You: Like...
You: How am I supposed to turn this thing around if you aren't willing to move yourself?
Stranger: heh
You: I need to sit in the driverseat if I'm going to drive.
Stranger: you arent
You: Yes, I do have to, silly
You: Now look!
You: Look what you did!
You: Now they got away!
Stranger: WHAT DID I DO?
You: Just because you didn't f**king move when you were planned to!
You: We had the guys right there man!
Stranger: god it's always my fault
You: Not this again...
Stranger: YOU LWAYS
Stranger: HAVE TO BE RIGHT
You: I don't have to listen to your bullshit, Jonathan!
Stranger: IT'S JIMMY
Stranger: GOD REMEMBER YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND'S NAME
You: All you do is spend time with your so-called friends!
You: Out late drinking...
You: Coming home in the break of dawn...
You: Drunk...
You: We barely even talk anymore!
Stranger: i ask you to go with us ALL THE TIME
You: Oh, cut the crap Gilligan!
You: I know very well that you have the stuff!
Stranger: god at least keep in on a J name!
You: Now tell me where the treasurechest is!
You: What the gook are you talking about?
You: Tell me on this here map!
Stranger: up your ass now stop talking shit
You: That's it, asshole!
You: You're going down bigtime!
You: Bring it on, bad guy!
You: I'm right here!
Stranger: i cant hit a girl
You: Nigga, whos yo ass calling a hoe?
You: If you aint were been my mothaf**kin' brotha I'd bust a cap in yo bad guyass!
You: Now go make mama some darn bacon and cheese!
Stranger: MAKE YOUR OWN BACON AND CHEESE
You: Oh, we gut ourselves an smartass, ain't we Cleveland?
You: I tell you something, boy...
You: If I ever catch you in my county again I will get you off the streets for a looong time.
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: old man
You: Whatever? Old man?
You: That's it, buddy!
You: I'm calling the cops!
Stranger: you are the cops
Stranger: idiot
You: then who was phone

[Grovyle]

more

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai
You: I'm the spychecker
Stranger: hai dereeee
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: im james bond :/
You: The spychecker is the most important part of an enemy team.
You: We check for spies.
Stranger: isitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
You: So we pick up our flamethrowers and ignite enemy spies
You: isn't that fun?
You: When they are invisible or disguised as one of us....
You: classic fun.
Stranger: if i had a flamethrower
Stranger: i certainly wouldnt be on omegle
You: yeah I'm just in omegle cuz this is my day off working for RED
Stranger: lol I BELIEVE YOU
You: Reliable Excavation Demolition, ever heard of it?
You: (I am obv joking around.)
Stranger: ohh why ruin my fantasyyy
You: Oh, f**k.
Stranger: i thought you were real then
You: Oh shit.
You: Oh man.
Stranger:
You: One of our Engineers lost their Sentry Guns due to a punkass BLU spy.
Stranger: really?
You: Builders League United
You: They're assholes
You: We destroy and they build >
Stranger: i stepped on a corn flake today, m i now a cereal killer?
Stranger: can i join your crew?
You: Sure you can join but first you must go thru 10 very hard tests then choose your class: Scout, Soldier, Pyro (my class ), Demoman, Heavy Weapons Guy, Engineer, Sniper, Medic, Spy
You: Those 10 very hard tests consist on only one test: pay 15 dollars
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i dont have any dolars
You: Well;
Stranger: ill have to change my money
You: you can't join the universe of Te--- I mean join RED
You: Oh crap, I'm getting a transmission from the Administrator.
You: She says one of BLU bad guys stole our intelligence.
You: Gtg, bye!
You have disconnected.

[BlueFox]

You:  *hug tackles*
Stranger: mastermind bank robber here
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: girlz!
Stranger: somebody touched my penis
Stranger: omg
Stranger: somedbody touched my penis
You: sowwy :3
Stranger: <333

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi =)
You: *hug tackles*
Stranger: horny?
You: ya
Stranger: m or f?
You: whet ever you want
Stranger: o.O
You: not like your gunna see my face ^^
Stranger: still...
You: if i said i was a female
You: you would believe it
You: if i said male
Stranger: both is fine, im bi
You: you would close the chat
You: ah, cool :3
Stranger: i just wanna know for chist sake
You: male xD
Stranger: im female
You: aww
Stranger: age?
You: 16, you?
Stranger: 16 too =)
You: nice :3
Stranger: just got out of the shower
You: but a female cant do me in the ass
Stranger: got all horny there :$
You: unless they use a strap on :P
Stranger: oh you're gay?
You: bi, but love female dominancy
Stranger: got a nice penis?
Stranger: im german btw
You: ah, im Canadian
Stranger: me:
Stranger: http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6987/janina36.jpg
Stranger: =)
You: haha nice ^.^
Stranger: like?
You: do you like to RP?
You: yeah
You: its cute
Stranger: so you did anal?
You: nah, im very curious tho
You: iv done anal masterbation
Stranger: because i wanna try it
Stranger: would you assfuck me?
You: i could ask you the same thing TBH :\
Stranger: with a strap on? xD
You: mhm ^.^
Stranger: http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2497/janina15.jpg
Stranger: but would you do it or not now?
You: ill try anything
Stranger: hope u like the pic
You: its nice :3
Stranger: makin u horny?
You: RP makes me more horney than pics
You: pics dont do much to me
You: unless it is furry art work
You: im not so fascinated with the hairless human body
Stranger: ew

[Daco]

lool you horny bastard

[diddeh]

Stranger:  hi
You: hey
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE] Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a convicted sex criminal. You are advised for your own safety not to disclose any personal information. Thank you. Enjoy chatting!
Stranger: ignore that
You: alright.
Stranger: so where do u live?
You: its a secret
You: why?
Stranger: i wanna rape u
You: oh rly?
You: then i will tell you!
Stranger: thankyou thankyou =D
You: well, do you like cookies and milk?
Stranger: i love it =)
You: great
Stranger: just as much as i love intercourse
You: haha mjauw

[Altair_Carter]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I BROKE MY TOASTER AND I FEEL LIKE TOAST, MAKE ME SOME TOAST!?!
You: Sure, hang on
Stranger: SWEET!!
You: /me gives a cookie
Stranger: A COOKIE?!
Stranger: I DONT WANT A COOKIE!
You: Meanwhile you get your toast
Stranger: I WANT MY TOAST NOW!!
You: OKAY SIR WAIT HERE AND LICK TITS
You: OKAY SIR HERE IS YOUR TOAST
You: /me throws toast at him
Stranger: LICK TITS?
Stranger: NO!!
Stranger: HIM?
Stranger: IMMA CHICK!
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS!
You: AND IMMA TOAST
Stranger: OMG ILU
You: <3
You: ARE YOU FROM ARGONATHRPG
Stranger: I'M FROM YA MUM!!
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: THATS RIGHT
Stranger: I JUST WENT THERE
You: AND WHAT IS THAT THEN, MUM?
Stranger: WHATS WHAT?
You: WHATS WHAT WHATS WHAT
Stranger: ya mum!
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: NAH
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: ILOVE UR MUM
Stranger: SHES GOOD IN BED AYE
You: WTF YOU LESBY?
Stranger: NAH
Stranger: MY BROTHER TOLD ME!
You: THAT YOU'RE LESBY?
You: WTF
You: OMG WTF THATS NOT FUNNY
You: MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY
Stranger: BUT IT IS
You: IT IS NOT
Stranger: WHAT WAY?
You: THAT WAY
You: -------->
Stranger: WHAT WAY
Stranger: IM LOST

fail troll is really a fail
Post Merge: May 09, 2010, 02:29:41 pmYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: my name is doggi, im 13 years old boy
Stranger: hi
You: wanna play love with me?
Stranger: hi doggi am sara 19
You: where are you from sar
You: sara*
Stranger: where r u from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: am from australia
You: do you have a picture to show?
Stranger: doggi!
Stranger: yeah i have pics but..
Stranger: don't u think u r too young for this
Stranger: it's ok for me but..
You: i'm 16 infact. I thought i could prank at you, but im really curious now
Stranger: so u r 16
Stranger: is doggi ur real name?
You: no ofcourse
You: My real name is Quint
Stranger: so Quint u want erotic chat right?
You: I could try
Stranger: and quint do u have any girl friend?
You: No. Not at the moment.
Stranger: wel i should tel u..
Stranger: am 16 too.
You: heh
Stranger: i have a crush on a guy in our school...
Stranger: it's just that..
Stranger: am super hot but.
Stranger: am not confident to talk 2 him
Stranger: so i thought that i could have a sex chat and so can see if am gud
You: well, go on then
Stranger: actually am not familiar with this
Stranger: so can u help me
You: Imagine this: You and me are sitting in a room, alone. The room is dark, but lightened up. The environment is romantic.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u tel me how u look like
Stranger: so that i can picture u
You: I am a handsome, dark short-haired boy, with gray eyes
You: So what about you?
Stranger: wel i'l tel u but don make fun of me ok?
You: uh, why should i ?
Stranger: am a look alike of emma watson, this is true not exagaration
You: Good.
Stranger: hardly does ny one in net belives
Stranger: it is just irritatin
Stranger: and i disconnect them
Stranger: and they start to ask stupid questionsmakin fun of me
You: that's horrible.
Stranger: so i never had a chance 2 chat with any one who really trusts me
You: lets continue, shall we?
Stranger: so do u trust me!
You: I do.
You: Everything is possible in this world.
Stranger: thanks quint atlasti found one who trusts me
Stranger: so u can get good pctureof me right?
You: yeah, like http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/emma-watson1g.jpg
Stranger: yeah exactly
You: So.
You: You are sitting on a bed, glaring at me, while i sit next to you and erotically touch your legs.
Stranger: hmmm am feelin a bit shy, this is my first time but i must say i like 2 do this
You: And i start to kiss you in the cheek, then passionally kiss you in your lips.
You: While kissing i slowly go down and down, through your neck towards your breast.
Stranger: and quint.........wat r u wearin now
You: I'm wearing a t-shirt and trousers
You: what breast size do you have?
Stranger: !
Stranger: wel 29
You: I slowly start to take open your breast and lick around your tits. You feel wonderful and excited
Stranger: yeah thats thats it feels gud to imagine
Stranger: quint wat do guys like in girls
You: I like them being smart and pretty.
You: I dont like book worms and pretty dumbasses
You: So....I take clothes off you, while you do the same to me.
Stranger: am enjoyin this!
You: I kiss you passionally in the lips
You: And then i put my "thing" into you.
You: How do you feel?
Stranger: oh tel me wat should i do now 2 feel 'it'!
You: You should only relax
You: I start going up and down, up and down......
You: ....AND THEN A GIANT GORILLA SMASHES US WITH A RAKZOR LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Janar]

This happens when I am bored.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: did i talk to u?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: who r u?
You: human
You: from Pluto
Stranger: right
Stranger: then you talked to me
Stranger: I am and alien from venus
You: Ah
You: Now I remember you!"
You: I just came from Mercury
Stranger: very good. how was it in mercury?
You: Went to relax there
You: Cool
You: and warm
Stranger: did u have a good time?
You: I recommend this.
You: Yes
Stranger: nice beaches?
You: I went with my son.
You: Nice beaches
You: And some nice bi**hes too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did your sun like it?
Stranger: son
You: Indeed
You: He wanted to have sex with one bi**h
Stranger: right
You: He tried
Stranger: sorry man, have to go now
You: But she refused - no condom, no sex

[Unmountable]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im a alien
Stranger: hi how re u
Stranger: im a zombie
You: nice
Stranger: wooooohhhhhh
You: lets take over the world together
Stranger: yes lets
You: you start
Stranger: ok i'll take control over the middle east first as it's an easy target
You: okay
Stranger: and slowly advance throughout europe and moscow
Stranger: while you cover the entire usa
You: okay that shoudlnt be a problem
You: ill take australia too
Stranger: oh thanks
Stranger: and ill take canada
You: Ah okay
You: btw
Stranger: those damn canadians
You: we aliens have a nuke the size of australia
Stranger: oh really
You: yep
You: our space ship
Stranger: we zombies have a nuke the size of china
You: SHIT
You: peace okay?
You: no fightign bitween
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we'll have peave
You: yeah
Stranger: no worries
You: okay because im a bit scared for zombies
Stranger: oh dont be were great once you get to know us past our flesh eating
You: is it tasty?
Stranger: yes very
You: hmm
You: intresting
Stranger: we especially love eating small animals like cats and rabbits
You: what are that?
You: im an alien eh..
Stranger: a four legged creature with a tale
Stranger: very fury
You: Ahh
You: sounds amazing
Stranger: yeah
You: Anyways, how big is your empire?
Stranger: it adds alot of flavor it's as big as florida so it's pretty big
You: ahaaa
You: okay
You: sounds intresting
You: anyways my spaceship is about to depart to earth
Stranger: oh ok it was nice talking to you alien
You: yep same to you zombie
You: ill speak to you!
You: I'll send you an SMS when we'll take over the world
Stranger: yes email me at [email protected] and we shall speak again
Stranger: and discuss our plans
You: good idea, i will contat you
You: cya later zombie !
Stranger: bye bye
You have disconnected.
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[Varjaca]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: Shemale
Stranger: oke nice like boys ore girls
You: I prefer Dogs, but sometimes camels too
Stranger: oh dear
You: and im 76
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mafs]

This is plain rude..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: sap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

This one was pretty funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sap
Stranger: wat sap?
You: Like.. wassap!
You: What's up?
Stranger: nthing my dick
You: Your dick?
You: Wassap with it?
Stranger: its straight up
You: That's good.
Stranger: wanna fuck it?
You: Nah, i'm not gay.
You: Like, sticking your cock up an asscrack..
You: Grose shit dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[NP]Monte Montague]

lmfao

Stranger: I'm looking for pussy
Me: Me to , Your mom there?

 


OMG

NEXT ONE WAS A GUY WITH A SMALL PENIS   







Ok, next couple are the same as the guy with a small wang, after that a nude girl :S, I do not recommend this site at all.

[Daco]

Stranger:  hi
You: hi
You: im gay
Stranger: I am trying to decide what site to use, so I am taking a vote, do you like yakkah.com or omegle?
You: i like your mom even better
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sprunk]

You could  chat w/o camera in ChatRoulette, now you can't

I now put a paper on the cam that has a XD on it so people asks "Are you an emoticon??" and I say "Yeah everytime you write XD I get angreh" and they say "GTFO ", "Your conversational partner has disconnected."