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rate the pickup line of the person above you

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Reply #15 on: November 28, 2009, 06:13:21 pm
Well, I guess that's the way to start a conversation. 5/10 :o

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Reply #16 on: November 28, 2009, 06:14:23 pm
Lame...2/10.

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Reply #17 on: November 29, 2009, 01:13:37 am
5/10.

"FUCK you uncle Plo go to the fucking hell,or im going to shoot your fucking skinny black ass!!"

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Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 04:24:33 am
5/10.

"f**k you uncle Plo go to the f**king hell,or im going to shoot your f**king skinny black ass!!"
This is a line you would use to try to get a girl... Uhmm where are you from again??

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Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 05:54:38 am
I'd buy you a cheeseburger but your fat.. so uh buy me one.

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Reply #20 on: December 01, 2009, 11:31:08 pm
10/10

I got my pockets full of protection, how would you like my filthy erection deep in your section?



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Reply #21 on: December 02, 2009, 07:53:06 pm
Ha nice, 9/10

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Reply #22 on: December 02, 2009, 07:57:21 pm
Everybody has the rights to be stupid, but DUDE your breaking the rules !


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Reply #23 on: December 16, 2009, 03:19:23 pm
Everybody has the rights to be stupid, but DUDE your breaking the rules !

wat

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Reply #25 on: December 20, 2009, 10:48:14 pm
10/10 Pedobear FTW!

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Reply #26 on: December 20, 2009, 10:50:03 pm
4/10

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Reply #27 on: December 20, 2009, 10:53:22 pm
10/10

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