I Wish...

[~Legend~]

Alright guys, this is how you play I Wish...
My personal favourite, you start off by wrecking the wish of the person above you. You can annihilate their wish in any form or method, as long as it is satisfactory.
Then, make up your own wish so it can, in turn, be destroyed as well!
Watch your wishes be smashed to pieces in this friendly, loving game 

For example: I wish I had a throne....
Answer: You get a throne but it is made of thorns...

I'll start us off.
I wish that I had an endless supply of cookies 

[TheRealStof]

you get the cookies, but they are green and mouldy and smell like fish.

i wish for a racing car bed.

[TheRock]

You get the racing car bed, but it's half broken and it stinks!

I wish I had $5,000,000 on SA-MP.

[Oliver]

You get the $5,000,000 but it's a loan due in 2 days.

I wish I was an admin on SA-MP

[Fabio]

You get SA:MP Admin rights, but they only last for a day.

I wish I could play for Manchester United at Old Trafford.

[Romeo]

You can, but the whole team is ill and you need to play the opposing team alone.

I wish I was well loved in Argonath. 

[Oliver]

you are, because you have cancer

I wish my dick would fit into my pants.

[Alsatian]

you are, because you have cancer

I wish my dick would fit into my pants.

It shrinks, and shrinks, and shrinks...

I wish the Star Wars Universe was real. Wat?

[rJCaiG]

It's a movie.

I wish Martu would stop being such a fa-..awesome guy

[ElMartu]

TOO BAD.

I wish Winters to kill himself. :3

[rJCaiG]

Winters is better then you.

I wish you'd get over it

[ElMartu]

I got over it.

I wish that Giac shuts up :>

[rJCaiG]

Giac will never shut up.

I wish that Martu would not be a nubz000r

[ElMartu]

Too bad, yet again

I wish YOU would stop being a noob :p

[rJCaiG]

Never going to happen.

I wish that a vagina with teeth would consume Martu.