I'D DO THE FOLLOWING IN ORDER:
SLIT HIS THROAT, PULL HIS HEAD BACK TO OPEN UP THE SLIT, STICK MY COCK IN HIS WINDPIPE, FUCK IT UNTIL I HAVE A MIXTURE OF CUM AND PISS COMING OUT OF MY DICK INTO HIS LUNGS, PULL MY DICK OUT, CUT HIS ABDOMINAL CAVITY OPEN, PISS ALL OVER THE ORGANS, RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES, SHOVE THEM IN HIS ASS, PULL THEM OUT LIKE ANAL BEADS, REMOVE HIS SPINAL CORD, SPLIT IT IN HALF, WHIP HIM WITH THE TWO HALVES, REMOVE HIS PENIS, STICK IT IN HIS EYE, PUNCH IT IN WITH A BRICK, PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS OTHER EYE, AND THEN I'LL shoot him in the face with a 9mm.