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Reply #645 on: April 11, 2011, 02:44:41 pm
You can't die becouse of that....


Shit in his butt untill he is full of crap and than stick a TNT stick in his dick hole... no offence... i just always wanted to say that!

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Reply #646 on: April 24, 2011, 07:39:07 am
I'd get him drunk and take videos of him doing really embarrasing stuff, such as strip-dancing near-naked to pictures of Michael Jackson, then upload to YouTube. Once it goes viral, suicide will follow.
 
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Reply #647 on: April 24, 2011, 08:18:40 pm
Taken his admin rank


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Reply #648 on: July 26, 2011, 09:50:20 pm
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Reply #649 on: July 28, 2011, 03:58:38 pm
The nut cracker x 1000 times. After a few of those, he will kill himself :D

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Reply #650 on: July 29, 2011, 03:46:44 am
Shove sonic up his ass (arse) a few times.


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Reply #651 on: July 31, 2011, 10:34:30 am
Fuck him sideways.


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Reply #652 on: August 01, 2011, 04:20:07 am
Click the "mute" button on him


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Reply #653 on: August 01, 2011, 09:14:04 am
Screwdriver!


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Reply #654 on: October 28, 2011, 01:10:34 am
Hang him upside down by his feet, make a slit in his head and let him bleed to death through his head.


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Reply #655 on: October 28, 2011, 01:19:58 am
Probably cut him open, and make him eat his liver, stomach and then he's probably already dead to finish the rest.


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Reply #656 on: October 28, 2011, 03:48:27 am
Oh.. how do I start?

1) Scoop eyes out with spoon.
2) Cut off lips, ears and nose with knife and remove tongue.
3) Crucify.
4) Cut hands and feet off.
5) Uncrucify.
6) Put in giant frying pan, cover in oil and cook until almost dead.
7) Allow 1 month to recover.
8) Repeat step 3.
9) Cut arms and legs off.
10) Repeat step 5.
11) Allow 1 month to recover.
12) Is now a blind, deaf and mute vegetable. Leave in room to starve to death.


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Reply #657 on: October 28, 2011, 08:36:15 am
Quote from: Toxic on October 28, 2011, 03:48:27 am
Oh.. how do I start?

1) Scoop eyes out with spoon.
2) Cut off lips, ears and nose with knife and remove tongue.
3) Crucify.
4) Cut hands and feet off.
5) Uncrucify.
6) Put in giant frying pan, cover in oil and cook until almost dead.
7) Allow 1 month to recover.
8) Repeat step 3.
9) Cut arms and legs off.
10) Repeat step 5.
11) Allow 1 month to recover.
12) Is now a blind, deaf and mute vegetable. Leave in room to starve to death.

Psycho!


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Reply #658 on: October 28, 2011, 09:10:07 am
Shoot him point blank with a shotgun round to the face, and then beat him to death with a boulder.

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Reply #659 on: October 28, 2011, 09:15:12 am
Chain him to a pole at a Justin Bieber concert.


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