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How would you kill the person above you?

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Reply #30 on: October 05, 2009, 03:13:46 am
...Kinda disturbing  :rofl:

1-Take out a flame thrower and force you're mouth open, and burn it
2-Take sniper rifle, blow you're leg off
3-Shoot off fingers and feet
4-Slap him a couple of times, watch him suffer
5-Take out a spoon and dig the eye balls out of there sockets
6-Force him to eat them
7-Take out the wrench and one by one force out his teeth
8-Force his tongue out with wrench
9-Pull his pants down and whisper: This is the worst part
10-Tie a rope around his balls, hook them up with car and rip them off at full acceleration
11-Scrape his di*k off with a rock
12-Before leaving put a humongous dildo up his ass




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Reply #31 on: October 05, 2009, 03:16:51 am
...Kinda disturbing  :rofl:
I do believe I see an understatement.

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Reply #32 on: October 05, 2009, 03:28:45 am
I will show you the true meaning of pain! I'll strap you into a chair and make you listen to some corny Tokio Hotel Song for 100 hours straight! Bahahahahahaha!!!!

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Reply #33 on: October 05, 2009, 03:37:35 am
I'd come into his home, rape his parents and kill any siblings he has.  Then, I would kiss his neck and make him wake up, and cock slap him, knocking him out.  I would then transport him via van to my lair.  At my lair, I would take off his clothes, and turn the heat down.  This lack of heat would cause him to have an erection, which would be useful.  I would tie him down, and jizz on his face to wake him up.  Once awaken, I would kiss him on the lips, allowing spit to go in his mouth.  I would ejaculate on his stomach, then rub it around his body, only to licked off right after.  I would start feeling his penis with my sticky hand.  Once I would get hard enough, I would rub my dick against his, and lick his balls.  I would get really horny and suck his dick dry.  Then I would guide his penis into my anus, then my penis into his.  After that, I would reach for a chainsaw, and cut off both his arms.  I would use his right arm to masturbate himself.  After awhile, I would get tired.  I would use knife to cut him open.  I would take out all his internal organs and feed them to my other physically and sexually abused captives.  I would jizz on him one last time, and leave him there.


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Reply #34 on: October 05, 2009, 04:21:07 am
Warning: Disturbing

1-tie you up and put a gas heater under you're balls, light it up to low temperature and watch you scream
2-cut off you're full nails one by one
3-Take some beer and spices mixed and vacume it up you're a*s
4-Cut half of each eye balls and replace that half hole with Indian super hot spices
5-Cut off the other half of eyeballs and replace with egg yolk
6-take you're tongue and put leaches on it to suck it dry
7-take 120pound weights and slowly watch them squish you're d*ck
8-Scrape you're nose with hard rock until it becomes flat
9-Force a pencil trough you're veins in arm
10-Put you're legs in a piranha fish tank and watch them cut you're legs off until bone
11-Make small cuts on you're head just reaching the skull
12-Put a clock in front of you're eyes so you watch the time tick tock until you're last second alive
13-Make you watch Canadian history lesson from the beginning to end.
14-Make you watch all the things in you're life and spit at you're face
15-Eat cake while you die
16-At you're last 3mins alive, will throw thousands of spiders and insects down you're throat to eat you up inside
17-Throw you're body in a shark inhabited area so you can't be buried...



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Reply #35 on: October 05, 2009, 04:36:29 am
i would kill you by pulling a Coyote and Roadrunner on you by dropping an anvil on your head ^^

man, i should have called this how would you rape the person above you >.>

now im gunna die in a disturbing way D:



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Reply #36 on: October 05, 2009, 04:55:10 am
1-Put half you're legs under back tires of a Hummer H1 and drift until the bones are dissapeared
2-take one spatula thing and force you're kneecaps out
3-Cut off you're balls with spoon and make you eat them
4-Burn you're veins to crisp
5-Make you listen to 14hours of radio weather forcast
6-Rip you're hair off until you're head skin starts tearing
7-takes you're tongue, make a hole trough it and put a small rope, tie it up, pull other side of rope really slowly while you're tied to chair and watch you scream
8-Put you on a sharp bed of nails and very slowly push you into it until it ruins you're body totally rips trough
9-Forgot to mention, those bed of nails were heated like a stove so deeper you went, more you burned
10-You're probably near death at this point so start writing alphabet on you're body
11-Light you to death on fire slowely over a 10hour period

Ok... I am done with today... =S



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Reply #37 on: October 05, 2009, 05:33:37 am
I will show you the true meaning of pain! I'll strap you into a chair and make you listen to some corny Tokio Hotel Song for 100 hours straight! Bahahahahahaha!!!!

He actually likes Tokio Hotel.

I'd kill Billy with a railgun.



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Reply #38 on: October 05, 2009, 06:02:49 am
I'd kill Oliver with a pinky.

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Reply #39 on: October 05, 2009, 07:35:53 am
I'd lock Tommy inside a small, dark room with a TV shows hypnotized signs and a steel bed, completely without any pillows or anything. I would have some kind of vents that slowly exhales dangerous gas. It would make Tommy suffer a long and painful death, has nowhere to look rather more than the TV, one uncomfortable bed and some dangerous gas.

Thought it might take a couple of days till Tommy is proven dead.
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Reply #40 on: October 05, 2009, 09:18:24 am
He actually likes Tokio Hotel.

I'd kill Billy with a railgun.

I faild ;(

Okay I'll use the Tokio Hotel torture on Lamarr instead!

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Reply #41 on: October 05, 2009, 09:21:40 am
I'd grab his FBI badge and put it on a fire till it gets hot VERY FU*KING HOT!
and, would grab it with something i dont know and put it on his CHEST
and saay him :FBI FO' LIFE!!
and grab him and put him on a fire till he gets burned very well, and then i would put him on a freezer till he dies form cold MUHWHAHAHA


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Reply #42 on: October 05, 2009, 09:53:38 am
I'd convince you to take up a high cholesterol diet, then watch you slowly eat yourself to death over a 70 year period.

He actually likes Tokio Hotel.
Not really. ;/



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Reply #43 on: October 05, 2009, 11:45:58 am
By showing him my face


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Reply #44 on: October 05, 2009, 11:58:37 am
By showing him his own face

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