How would you kill the person above you?

[Martin.]

Delete his post count

[Webster]

Take his IV disk away

[Alaska]

with a hammer  :gd:

[Leon.]

I WILL FUCKING PUT A COCK IN HIS THROAT AND WHILE HE CHOKES I WILL PUT A PALM TREE IN HIS ASS, COCONUTS IN HIS NOSTRILS AND IDGAF IF THEY DONT FIT ILL MAKE THEM FIT, A HELICOPTER BLADE IN HIS URETHRA, NEEDLES IN HIS EYES, PISS IN HIS LIVER, HYDROCHLORIC ACID IN HIS TESTICLES, LEMON JUICE ON THE INSIDES OF HIS EYELIDS AND HIS NASAL PASSAGES, MUSTARD GAS IN HIS BRONCHIOLAR TUBES, AND LIQUEFIED HORSERADISH UNDER HIS SKIN. WHILE I WATCH HIM IN PAIN, I WILL SLOWLY USE A HACKSAW ON HIS PENIS, SLOWLY SAWING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE FLESH, MUSCLES, AND BLOOD VESSELS, UNTIL I GET INTO THE HELICOPTER BLADE. I WILL THEN SLOWLY CUT THROUGH THAT IN THE MOST JAGGED FASHION, AND ONCE I'M NEARLY DONE, I WILL RIP THE HELICOPTER BLADE OUT. I WILL THEN TEAR HIS NUTS OFF WITH BOLT CUTTERS AND STUFF HIS FUCKING NEEDLED EYES WITH THEM. AFTERWARDS, I WILL DO A FATAL BLOW BY SHOVING THE PENIS VERY VERY VERY DEEP INTO HIS THROAT AND WATCH HIM AS HE DIES SLOWLY. ONCE HE'S DEAD, I WILL PUT FIVE FINGERS INTO HIS GUT DAMOXENOS STYLE AND RIP HIS INTESTINES OUT AND PROCEED TO EAT THEM. I WILL FINISH UP BY PISSING ON THE REMAINS.

[Antonio.]

I love him too much to kill him.

[dannyzuko]

I WILL f**kING PUT A COCK IN HIS THROAT AND WHILE HE CHOKES I WILL PUT A PALM TREE IN HIS ASS, COCONUTS IN HIS NOSTRILS AND IDGAF IF THEY DONT FIT ILL MAKE THEM FIT, A HELICOPTER BLADE IN HIS URETHRA, NEEDLES IN HIS EYES, PISS IN HIS LIVER, HYDROCHLORIC ACID IN HIS TESTICLES, LEMON JUICE ON THE INSIDES OF HIS EYELIDS AND HIS NASAL PASSAGES, MUSTARD GAS IN HIS BRONCHIOLAR TUBES, AND LIQUEFIED HORSERADISH UNDER HIS SKIN. WHILE I WATCH HIM IN PAIN, I WILL SLOWLY USE A HACKSAW ON HIS PENIS, SLOWLY SAWING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE FLESH, MUSCLES, AND BLOOD VESSELS, UNTIL I GET INTO THE HELICOPTER BLADE. I WILL THEN SLOWLY CUT THROUGH THAT IN THE MOST JAGGED FASHION, AND ONCE I'M NEARLY DONE, I WILL RIP THE HELICOPTER BLADE OUT. I WILL THEN TEAR HIS NUTS OFF WITH BOLT CUTTERS AND STUFF HIS f**kING NEEDLED EYES WITH THEM. AFTERWARDS, I WILL DO A FATAL BLOW BY SHOVING THE PENIS VERY VERY VERY DEEP INTO HIS THROAT AND WATCH HIM AS HE DIES SLOWLY. ONCE HE'S DEAD, I WILL PUT FIVE FINGERS INTO HIS GUT DAMOXENOS STYLE AND RIP HIS INTESTINES OUT AND PROCEED TO EAT THEM. I WILL FINISH UP BY PISSING ON THE REMAINS.

Demented, but that made me L O L


And I wouldn't kill Antonio.

[KhornateMonkey]

Make him jump into a vacuum.

[Alaska]

put a monkey to kill him with hands while it eating his head

[Dangerfield]

Cut his internet connection.

[Martin.]

Remove his tattoos

[Alaska]

delete his account

[KhornateMonkey]

watch him Run with scissors, Then trip him up

[Dangerfield]

Change his avatar.

[Exclusive.]

Shoot him?

[Leon.]

I WILL FUCKING TIE A BRASS WIRE AROUND HIS THROAT AND HANG HIM FROM A TREE. WHILE I WATCH HIM SUFFOCATE, I WILL GAG HIM WITH A VIBRATOR, FUCK HIM WITH A BRICK, AND KICK HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT HE'LL SHIT CUM FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS IN THE AFTERLIFE.