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[Freedom]

GET READY FOR ZE BEST RHYMES EVER!!!

1st one!

Hi hi hi,
Ha ha ha,
He he he,
hu hu hu,
hg hg hg!

2nd one!

Hey yo, hey yo,
you stinky goo,
go fuck your mom
and fuck your dad
'cause this is all
you ever had
and fuck your cat
'cause it's too fat
go fuck your granny
Oh? want a nanny?
You take a knife
and stab yourself
wtf, is this your wife?
She's like a boomer
from Left for dead
It also looks that
she haven't got a head
her hair is brown
she thinks it's a crown.
You're so dumb
'cause you can't cum
Go hang yourself and die
Cause there's no place for you.
Bye!

[Eugene]

GET READY FOR ZE BEST RHYMES EVER!!!

1st one!

Hi hi hi,
Ha ha ha,
He he he,
hu hu hu,
hg hg hg!

2nd one!

Hey yo, hey yo,
you stinky goo,
go f**k your mom
and f**k your dad
'cause this is all
you ever had
and f**k your cat
'cause it's too fat
go f**k your granny
Oh? want a nanny?
You take a knife
and stab yourself
wtf, is this your wife?
She's like a boomer
from Left for dead
It also looks that
she haven't got a head
her hair is brown
she thinks it's a crown.
You're so dumb
'cause you can't cum
Go hang yourself and die
Cause there's no place for you.
Bye!

lawl nize 

[Freedom]

lawl nize 

haha thx xDD  :razz:

[MrFuture]

My answer to Eug

Ayo' Eug i never heard you could rap
I just heard you are a mothafuckin' crab
You got it right i am tha' king
And now get hide i am coming to the ring
I ain't smok'd ya' ass n' you start bleed?,Fag
Get lost and suck my dick,You think i am a mothefuckin' 'bitch'?
Nah i'am blood as you were before joinin' this mafia 'ey mayne whats wrong
Thats ma' answer and who i am,I saw you on pic like eminem.
Lil' wayne songs you hearin' you robbin' grannys then you wear the earings?
Damn something wrongs i know you dont have the balls,To start Bang bang,
Put the glocks down n' punk go one on one,See you still holdin' the glock i bang on yo' face my little son,
Now go botox like M.Jackson,Its over and you can't see the black niggas' shoutin' fo' me!

((Not so good i dont have inspiration :P))

[India]

niceeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Eugene]

My answer to Eug

Ayo' Eug i never heard you could rap
I just heard you are a mothaf**kin' crab
You got it right i am tha' king
And now get hide i am coming to the ring
I ain't smok'd ya' ass n' you start bleed?,Fag
Get lost and suck my dick,You think i am a mothef**kin' 'bad guy'?
Nah i'am blood as you were before joinin' this mafia 'ey mayne whats wrong
Thats ma' answer and who i am,I saw you on pic like eminem.
Lil' wayne songs you hearin' you robbin' grannys then you wear the earings?
Damn something wrongs i know you dont have the balls,To start Bang bang,
Put the glocks down n' punk go one on one,See you still holdin' the glock i bang on yo' face my little son,
Now go botox like M.Jackson,Its over and you can't see the black niggas' shoutin' fo' me!

((Not so good i dont have inspiration :P))

Are you serious with this shit? this is all you can create?
Make another verse and like that all peoples gon' hate!
you never knew I can rap? ask your mom, she knows
and I hit her from the back, cuz she like it like that

But wasup with you bringin som' about eminem?
Yea you right, he is white, but he still got the game.
Dont be talking about my nigga Lil Wayne
All you rap niggas exept him... still sound the same

I thought i already distroyed you in my lass diss, so wasup?
stop posing with all that Glock shit, or your girl's ganna get f**ked up
dont talk about a fight or ill do what i did to your mom last night
I say it again like I said it before, suck my dick, kiss my ass, then we'll be aight.

[Drix]

Yo all' need to shut up'
Before I beat u up and send u cryin in yo bed
Mike' u think u hardcore and all that, but u aint all that
I’ll prove it by beating you down to the mat
You cant rap, and thats a f**kin fact
so just get off yo computer and stop yo motherf**king act
Let real rappers do their thing, cuz they no good shit
if you dont that ill give u a hard hit
and im speakin the truth right there
cuz bad guy, when you rap, on one will really care
maybe you need a vacation so get the hell outta town
and bad guy dont talk shit to me cuz i will put the smackdown

( TBA SONG )
For those who run their mouth//
and shit they wanna throw me//
ask those who know me, Rebel aint no phony//
red and black attack straight from Kosova//
albanian damian takin dis shit ova//
the one that lets his HEART speak//
you let your mouth thats weak//
me from uptown like nine, me play for keeps//
got this bum mumbeling// where im from, he's wondering//
im from that place with mass graves, where blood rains when thundering//
B-L-O-O-D  Fo' life//
i wont forget Gvardia tho you to are my baby//
so what if you got a gun get away with that crap//
im here to put the RED AND BLACK shqipez on the map//
so mark my arrival, most survival from a rival//
when mother gave birth it was Skenderbegs arrival//
here im adivising if you dont want hipnotisin//
turn this shit off coz my rhymes are mezmerizin//
then you might jus buy a burna and scratch of your shit list//
in the chapter of the metal age long forgotten fifth//
for those who think that papers everything, son you mad wrong//
i'll take ya wit me not a croming, and decorate your tomb stone//

x2

if you really wanna shot den shot bitch//
squeeze dat shit glock me//
the only way to stop me is to motherfuckin knock me//
if you really wanna bust den bust bitch squeeze dat shit
the only way to stop me is to motherfuckin pop me//

Yo
Ill have the streets be your bed//
spray your ass wid led//
i got a dush bag with 2 balls the size of your big head//
im like nepoleon the conqueror, yes indeedy//
push your head so hard to the wall, make you look like a graffity//
aint no discriminating, ill wet any kind//
im either out of my mind, or just the colour blind//
most of you's is a pussy, cant even write solo//
beat you's infront of your crews, while im lolo//
a grandson of a dead man walking//
im speaking of deathrow//
my fam is so feared dey jus had to let em go//
yeh you heard of shqipez who so hard to compriend//
coz we so real we dont pretend, we jus spread like a disease//
from here to overseas// (watch out)watch for these straight shqipez, belagjis//
whether you a gang or a don me no care, albanian rebel till the grave is here and everywhere//


( thats it )

[Eugene]

Yo all' need to shut up'
Before I beat u up and send u cryin in yo bed
Mike' u think u hardcore and all that, but u aint all that
I’ll prove it by beating you down to the mat
You cant rap, and thats a f**kin fact
so just get off yo computer and stop yo motherf**king act
Let real rappers do their thing, cuz they no good shit
if you dont that ill give u a hard hit
and im speakin the truth right there
cuz bad guy, when you rap, on one will really care
maybe you need a vacation so get the hell outta town
and bad guy dont talk shit to me cuz i will put the smackdown

( TBA SONG )
For those who run their mouth//
and shit they wanna throw me//
ask those who know me, Rebel aint no phony//
red and black attack straight from Kosova//
albanian damian takin dis shit ova//
the one that lets his HEART speak//
you let your mouth thats weak//
me from uptown like nine, me play for keeps//
got this bum mumbeling// where im from, he's wondering//
im from that place with mass graves, where blood rains when thundering//
B-L-O-O-D  Fo' life//
i wont forget Gvardia tho you to are my baby//
so what if you got a gun get away with that crap//
im here to put the RED AND BLACK shqipez on the map//
so mark my arrival, most survival from a rival//
when mother gave birth it was Skenderbegs arrival//
here im adivising if you dont want hipnotisin//
turn this shit off coz my rhymes are mezmerizin//
then you might jus buy a burna and scratch of your shit list//
in the chapter of the metal age long forgotten fifth//
for those who think that papers everything, son you mad wrong//
i'll take ya wit me not a croming, and decorate your tomb stone//

x2

if you really wanna shot den shot bad guy//
squeeze dat shit glock me//
the only way to stop me is to motherf**kin knock me//
if you really wanna bust den bust bad guy squeeze dat shit
the only way to stop me is to motherf**kin pop me//

Yo
Ill have the streets be your bed//
spray your ass wid led//
i got a dush bag with 2 balls the size of your big head//
im like nepoleon the conqueror, yes indeedy//
push your head so hard to the wall, make you look like a graffity//
aint no discriminating, ill wet any kind//
im either out of my mind, or just the colour blind//
most of you's is a pussy, cant even write solo//
beat you's infront of your crews, while im lolo//
a grandson of a dead man walking//
im speaking of deathrow//
my fam is so feared dey jus had to let em go//
yeh you heard of shqipez who so hard to compriend//
coz we so real we dont pretend, we jus spread like a disease//
from here to overseas// (watch out)watch for these straight shqipez, belagjis//
whether you a gang or a don me no care, albanian rebel till the grave is here and everywhere//


( thats it )

wow this is ill, this is the kind of songs that make me want to quit rapping xD
althow i think that you stold that from some song 
anyways im kinda busy with some things right now, ill get back to you soon 

[Drix]

that tba one its not stolen, i told you that its tba > the bloody abloz crew

i just liked to adverse it its so cool man check it

[Eugene]

boys and girls, look who we have here
little alabanian kiddo named somethin like Dreek,
or hold one one second, who is this geek?
whats your name who are you?
hey isnt your name some' like drix?
i use to know one dude like you, who likes to take pics
but the thing about him is he likes to swallow dicks.
last time i saw him is when i emptied 2 clips

on the web you claim to be a blood,
but in all your pics, you look like some punk ass crab.
so if you didnt know red means bloods, something that drips when you get stabbled
and blue means crip, and no blue doesnt drip
unless it a blue graffiti done by some rookie peep
so stop posing with that gansta shit and go suck a dick

where were you when that cat named 'Future' got stomped?
oh i see now, you niggas are ready bend over lined up
you got nothing else to do, then come here and get f**ked?
dont try me, i got whole set of goons that are ready and strapped up.
and no i dont need a vication, cuz doing this shit is like walk in the park.
so take all of that 'red and black' shit and shove it up your butt

you do you and i do me, i state my facts and i dont need to be back
cuz i aint leaving this shit, i eat, i sleep, i live RAP, and thats a mathaf**king FACT!
I started this back in 99' and i aint planning on slowing down,
I eat and shit in studio like a mathaf**king lab rat.
dont challange me again like that, cuz you know this rap shit is just like my backyard.

[Drix]

fo' po po lice'

u think they give a fuck about what u done or your RP or where your form??
they jus't shitty ass freecops' who wants money till they get dumb
your distal system dats who u trust is?
I only feel justice only when I bust this
watch the bitch u fuckin in your bed
she could be a fed(FBI)
serchin' fo' ya weed or something to pop ya head'
digin your grave I'll give in your head

Post Merge: October 11, 2009, 08:56:28 pmLook whos' flamin'
Lil ass eugenium'   
U hardcore?/
 u bout as soft as a baby’s dick/
u ain’t neva done no crimes or no murderous shit
neva sold no drugs neva eva copped no bricks/
 u dat dude in da car lettin da cops kno shit
/ rich kid turned bitch/
givin da cops da news/ now a bitch turned snitch/
 u shoulda read dem rules/
 now u snitch to get rich/
u know I be holdin dem tools/
like da mario brothers/
u claim to be a thug u more like ah fuckin beverly hillbilly/
I’ll smack da fuck out ya and have u lookin real silly/
da real reason u wanna battle so u can copy and paste/
da only time u a thug is on AOL or my space/
real niggaz spit dat fire while u rap and sing/
I been doin this shit forever, u ah one night fling/
ah one try wonder/
u write some shit like “so take all of that 'red and black' shit and shove it up your butt”
/playboy u need to stick to dat rock and roll/
fuck da talkin I let dem guns cock, lock and load/
u and ur man hell love it when da cock explode/
 right in yo mouth/
I heard u talkin bout u runnin da south/
since my zipper stuck I put da chrome desert E right in mouth/
u ah east side crip I’ll make yo bitch ass blood walk/
ur family and friends beggin not to let da sawed off slugs talk/
let my guns speak for me cause ya never hear thug talk/ cuz real niggaz don’t play/
we say what we do, then we do what we say/friends. Fo' life das what i say'

[Stealth_Killer]

Let me think one and ill post it... /rap on /rapskill 100

[Squeak]

Wat.

[Drix]

Wat.

Hey whats up?

[Squeak]

Hey whats up?

You win, good sir.