Rhymes Room [ HELP US VOTE THE BEST RAPPER READ]

[Jimmy_Bowling]

i got this one story for you to tell
take a seat man, this almost like hell
after hearing this, you might start to trip
cmon man, shut your face and listen a bit

this shit starts when i was walking alone
i was walking, passing home by home
I look to my left, and something i see
i wonder to myself, who might that be?

4 door pulls up, with men loaded up
2 dudes step out, i see they're strapped
im keeping my distance, chillin by my car
cuz i aint sure i wana know who they are

Ill tell you like this, their car was legit
windos all down, with some funky ass beat
paint was white clear, something like milk
chromed out wheels, car was well build

they holding a tools, no wait it was gats
shotgun and AK, man look at those cats
they walk to the trunk, like nothing's around
pop goes the trunk, they're guns hit the ground

one leans in the trunk, pulls something big out
i look at closer, im starting to freak out
something long and skinny, is what i see
hold up, man dammmn! looks like a body to me!

i quetly step back, like i wasnt there
they do their thing, they dont really care
2 seconds past, i was long gone
1 thing i dont wana see to my head, and that thing is a gun

next day im chill, watching 10 o'clock news
a body discovered by them popos and blues
job was well done, by some Gvardia dudes
professional work, nothing, no clues

now here's the conclusion of this horible mess
you see that 4 door, you better stress
dont be a fool, run as hard as you can
trust me, you dont want it, they'll give you pure hell!

You might think hmm, who might that be
Ill tell you 1 secret, those fellas are me!
yea im gvardia, and this is what i be
if you'll live, you better thank me!



I aint no tyson, but i knock yo lights out
lay yo ass out, bitch you got f**ked
I aint no dummy i keep myself strapped
dont see me? nigga look up.

clouds and sky, this is where i be
you just a nigga, and im G O D.
yea you broke, but homie let it be
garbage and trash, you're nothing to me

you think you gangsta, this is what you see?
i tell you like this, you just wanna be me
looket in the mirror, you fake ass G
nigga you dont want it, im the real O.G.

dont stare at me, or you'll regret
I see you at the club, yo ass gets f**ked

Heins

[Eugene]

Heins

wut is dat meen?

[Hircine]

Oh yeah some more votes, I come with that hard underground shit, ya'll like some overrated mainstream shit.

[Lamar Diasso]

GTFO don't post your bullshit here, reported.

Actually I think rap is shit, and Rock'N'Roll is the best.
I did not flame, and I also voted.
Your report will not be dealt with, but if, you're the one will get punished for saying "GTFO" which counts like a flame.

[SeanC]

I represent my gangster crew,
Im fuckin' true, through-n-through,
you dont have a clue,
motherfucker my guns stuck to me like glue,
and Im not afraid to shoot, leaving you dead under the town,
another body has just been found,
 I wear the crown,
dont make a fucking sound, I make my homies proud,
hear it as I shout, yo gangster for life,
feel the wraith of my knife,
piercing your skin and ending your life,
watching you drop to the grass as I leave your ass in the past n bury ya fast n kill ya family last.

[Billy_Hobo]

All ya rappers are shit, atleast I am fit,
I aint any bullsh*t crip, but I am just as sick,
I pop ya heads while you sleep in bed cause i get fed up,
and make you shutup you little f*** ups go act like the stuck up you are,
cant afford to goto the bar, by far, i am rich, unlike you,
you piece of sh*t,
and then you get to jail,
cant afford your bail,
cause in life you always fail,
you always live in pain,
having rain on ya head,
while I sleep in ma big bed,
the next day you wake up,
to see my glock ready to pop your head,
kid, this is the end,
your shit life has stopped,
you always got robbed,
now your gona sob,
you stupid fat as* blob,
I just explained,
you all are sh*ts
word by word,
ya`ll nothing less of a nerd,
you neva gona be more then a bleak bastard
that lost his life which is totally right,
nothing you deserve more,
then a shot in the head,
while laying in bed,
wasted everything,
tasted fear,
never beer,
go make your tears,
cause nobody cares,
they all just stare,
thinkin`we have one less shit to kill,
you will never be bigger,
small little figure,
get that into your head,
it had to be said,
kid, this was your lifes bid,
always a little piece of sh*t

It`s freestyle =)

[MrFuture]

Ayo',Sam i rob yo' money
And you start cry
Sayin' me keep the cash,Its alright
I grab the 9 mile and get you down
Policeman arrives and says WOW,
I am sorry mayne he just passed out.
God damn man Sam is down,
So what?
He screwed up
Hes little ass got f**ked up,
Sami bit'ch thought could rap
Now hes down and shuts up
He tought was the best
Bullets found on hes chest.
Bang bang bang
One two three,
All fools down
And suck my dick
Now Sami backstabbed it to join AV?
Tryin' up f**k with me?
One word i say.
YOU f**kIN' DUMB BIT'CH.

[TheRealStof]

you guys are amazazing i didnt know you were all so...black well i tried to be "gangsta" for a while and yer i gotta song

iiii cannot rap for shittt do you know what i just spit?
i like to wear my jeans baggy so the city thinks im real daggy
i smoke blunts so c*nts think im fucked
truth is..im nothin but a short little white boy with a small bunch of nuts

hangin with the hood kids you know how it is
even tho my familys drivin round in bents
i juss wanna be cool like them dope smokin pigs
gettin caught by 5-0 now i aint got nowhere to live?
damn it feels good to be down in the hood
wit only my clothes and ma glock man iss all good
fuck all dem white b*tches cos now that im wit black kids im black too

BIATCH!

hahahaha

[Stealth_Killer]

i didnt know you were all so...black

You f*cking racist ! 

[BlackEagle]

Eugene pawned you all

[Oliver]

Yo yo yo, MC EFG in tha houuuuuusssseeeeee
Will clock your bitttccheeeessss

peace.

[Drix]

Nice one mike, but still peace off crap fo' me.

I got a team and its all full of  rap killer'z;
See we ridin;
Why you hidin?;
Come on out motherf**ka get It poppin;
We can talk somethin or we can walk somethin;
We can pop off out-line chawk somethin;
I got a mean b*tch, she steady on the grind;
Shes always bustin and loadin and steady getting mine;
Black truck pull up somebodys getting stuck;
Fingerfu*king my b*tch somebodys outta luck;
She getting nut any time I finger fidgets;
Im all about the money and your  all about the digits;
So take the bloody cash b4 i stuck it oon ya ss/;
I get the bustin the suckers s breathing on their last;
So here we go all you wax take a dirt-nap;
So' Mike..
I aint' backstabin' with this AV shit
i just belong there.. even you dont give a shit
black hoody, black boots, red baseboll cap;
Lets bring it back to that gangsta rap;
red truck red shades black clip in my gat;
Now tell me where these f**king haters's are at;
Lifes short son Im trinna see these days out;
Get out the way or get laid out;
Lifes short son Im trinna see these days out;
Get out the way or get laid out
Dipped in all black, hoodies and all that;
Point 5 0 warn on side of my gat;
Bloo'd fo' life stitched up on the side of my hat;
We ridin now tell me where these haters s at;
I brought it red for them real motherf**kers who still down;
Im in East Los santos  motherf**ker im still crowned;
Im hell bound so enough with the preaching;
Two soldiers in the truck, we crawlin and creepin;
Peepin for pus*y that was leaking, some information to the feds;
hyme I wrote;
Takin off my cope clearing my throat;
[ref]
red hoody, red boots, red baseboll cap;
Lets bring it red to that gangsta rap;
red truck red shades black clip in my gat;
Now tell me where these f**king haters s at;
Lifes short son Im trinna see these days out;
Get out the way or get laid out;
Lifes short son Im trinna see these days out;
Get out the way or get laid out.
Im tired of hearing about all these f**king ex-girls;
Im tired of watching motherf**kers make their next twirl;
Im tired of watching rappers tryin to spit romance;
Lets get it together this aint a f**king slow dance;
Lets bring it back to that gangsta rap;

[MrFuture]

Nice one mike, but still peace off crap fo' me.

I got a team and its all full of  rap killer'z;
See we ridin;
Why you hidin?;
Come on out motherf**ka get It poppin;
We can talk somethin or we can walk somethin;
We can pop off out-line chawk somethin;
I got a mean b*tch, she steady on the grind;
Shes always bustin and loadin and steady getting mine;
Black truck pull up somebodys getting stuck;
Fingerfu*king my b*tch somebodys outta luck;
She getting nut any time I finger fidgets;
Im all about the money and your  all about the digits;
So take the bloody cash b4 i stuck it oon ya ss/;
I get the bustin the suckers s breathing on their last;
So here we go all you wax take a dirt-nap;

I got a team and its all full of  Cop killers;
See we ridin;
Why you hidin?;
Come on out motherf**ka get It poppin;
We can talk somethin or we can walk somethin;
We can pop off out-line chawk somethin;
I got a mean bad guy, she steady on the grind;
Shes always bustin and loadin and steady getting mine;
Black truck pull up somebodys getting stuck;
Fingerfu*king my b*tch somebodys outta luck;
She getting nut any time I finger fidgets;
Im all about the money and she all about the digits;
So tell me where the cash fore I get ready your ass;
I get the bustin the suckers s breathing on their last;
So here we go all you wax take a dirt-nap; you already said that,Whats the matter?You copyin from somewhere?

[Void]

Wooooooow

we got some talents here ( nice job to everyone who wrote his lyrics here )

The fire is burning!!!!!!!!

[Courage]

Oh, Eugene.. that was rly cool !