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[Cane]

when i read this shit, i really started cracking up
you got the rhythm, but shit still wack
committing hardcore felonies? nigga, i mean, asain please!
what have you ever even done? have u held a peice?
you cant do shit except beat a man with them chop sticks
you know your place, now get your sorry butt on them wet rice fields
at halloween time, no need to dress, you look like some f**king dracula
at math quizzes you dont even stress, hey mathaf**ker, konichiwa!

i think i saw your cousin on Mad TV
his name went something like... ahm Bobby Lee?
he tryed some roles, but being geek is all he can
why yell when fighting? hi Jackie Chan!

what you talking bout, running casinos in LA?
yea ill tell you what you run, from bullies everyday!
all peoples know that asians cant drive shit,
your welcome, try me, ill come up with another hit.

White boy, you obviously don't know what you're talkin' 'bout,
Now I'm gonna' tell you what really went down.
We Asians got the brains, so we know what we doin',
And I can tell that you got no clue as to what's happenin'.
We carry 'round shit loads of A.K. forty sevens,
I can prove it by showin' you 'round Kevin's.
Them Asians in school are always at ease,
And what the hell does that mean, I ain't no Japanese!

Don't be disrespectin' my brother Lee, whitey why you hatin'?
I'd give him all, 'cuz he be representin'.
You only saw him on TV, you don't know what he does;
He can probably beat your ass with a pair of nunchucks.
Now you see me cruisin' by with my '99 Skyline,
So go and get your muscle car, I think I'd like to make that mine.
Can't see you on my mirrors, white boy where you at?
Oh, that's right, your car is an old piece of crap.
Now you can get with this, or you can get with that;
Yeah, you can hang 'round with them, but that white boy's just a whack.

Now boys like you wanna talk a lot of smack,
But I ain't gotta' say shit to you, 'cuz I got Franklins in the bag.
Now I showed you what I got,
But you don't have to say nothin' - I already know my sh*t is hot.

[MrFuture]

Lets roll a beat

[Cane]

Lets roll a beat

Ugh, his scratching is horrible.

[Rusty]

Useless posts removed, anymore and I'll lock the topic and some people will be getting Forum Warned.
Keep to the Forum Rules.

[Wayne]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
This is a joke from Uncyclopedia :P
Not a official rhyme, but try rhyme it :P

[Eugene]

This is a joke from Uncyclopedia :P

lol, love it! 

[Andy]

actully rhymes................................. ...............................NOT, Wayne

[Wayne]

Actually i made it to calm down the flaming air

[Squeak]

Ugh, his scratching is horrible.

Not to mention the bass line, yikes. 

[Drix]

Yo' im endin with this.

Aight yall still frontin,Nigga U GONNA SAY SUMTHIN? While im n mah low low N its still bumpin, Kejuan u quit sayin somethin, Some say im crazy , But niggaz like u dun faze me, Only 2 real souljaz In dis rap only Matute and Eugene , When we comin through yall betta run, Cuz we play fo fun, U guys actually tryin to rap, Kejuan quit sittin on eugenes lap, i smell 3 pussys they go by the names,Danyal Kejuan Wayne, Quit frontin niggaz, U aint no stuntin niggaz

(chorus)
Maybe we crazy, But yall niggaz dont phaze me,
God pray fo me ,Ima bout to goto hell n Spray these niggaz,When me and eugene come through
we gonna shut this Site down , u niggaz needa bow down.we holdin da crown.


Yo we was born n da slums, We Give u bloody gums,
We makin money while u be a bum, Niggaz Keep comin,we brining a Whole new game , This game cant be played by pussy niggaz, we alrdy seen three, We on a killin spree, Kejuan i told u to give up, But u still holdin ya head up, Havent u had enuff, Cant u see im ruff?, U cant cuz u blinded by my rhymes, I be writin dis song while im sniffen lines, Your stressin me out dog, Fess up dog, All we gots 2 say is keep frontin niggaz,Cuz we da ones pullin da triggaz

(chorus)
Maybe we crazy, But yall niggaz dont phaze me,
God pray fo me ,Ima bout to goto hell n Spray these niggaz, me and eugene come through
we gonna shut this Site down , u niggaz needa bow down.we holdin da crown.

Last verse niggaz, We spitten curses niggaz,
This ones 2 you kejuanz!, Start praying to god,U a motha fuckng fraud, Claimin u do dirt, Nigga on the street , theyd cut ur feet, You wouldnt be walking, N u n ur boiz wud quit talking.Your hearing this from a east side blood',
Im sellin my bricks Making money, n u still milkin cows , u asking me how? all u gonna hear is pow,Ur face will be n the cement , ull call the cops , N ill say no comment, N ull be screamin gun-it , U like g-unit snitches,
Ur doctor shud give u stiches, To quit ur yappin,Quit rappin Niggaz

(chorus) (repeat twice)
Maybe we crazy, But yall niggaz dont phaze me,
God pray fo me ,Ima bout to goto hell n Spray these niggaz,When me und' eugene come through
we gonna shut this Site down , u niggaz needa bow down.we holdin da crown.


Haha bitch ass niggaz i made this song hopefully itll shut u guys up uve been wastin my time quit ur yappin niggaz
U alrdy been cut up so shut up.
stop snitchen stop lyin

[Eugene]

Yo' im endin with this.

Aight yall still frontin,Nigga U GONNA SAY SUMTHIN? While im n mah low low N its still bumpin, Kejuan u quit sayin somethin, Some say im crazy , But niggaz like u dun faze me, Only 2 real souljaz In dis rap only Matute and Eugene , When we comin through yall betta run, Cuz we play fo fun, U guys actually tryin to rap, Kejuan quit sittin on eugenes lap, i smell 3 pussys they go by the names,Danyal Kejuan Wayne, Quit frontin niggaz, U aint no stuntin niggaz

(chorus)
Maybe we crazy, But yall niggaz dont phaze me,
God pray fo me ,Ima bout to goto hell n Spray these niggaz,When me and eugene come through
we gonna shut this Site down , u niggaz needa bow down.we holdin da crown.


Yo we was born n da slums, We Give u bloody gums,
We makin money while u be a bum, Niggaz Keep comin,we brining a Whole new game , This game cant be played by pussy niggaz, we alrdy seen three, We on a killin spree, Kejuan i told u to give up, But u still holdin ya head up, Havent u had enuff, Cant u see im ruff?, U cant cuz u blinded by my rhymes, I be writin dis song while im sniffen lines, Your stressin me out dog, Fess up dog, All we gots 2 say is keep frontin niggaz,Cuz we da ones pullin da triggaz

(chorus)
Maybe we crazy, But yall niggaz dont phaze me,
God pray fo me ,Ima bout to goto hell n Spray these niggaz, me and eugene come through
we gonna shut this Site down , u niggaz needa bow down.we holdin da crown.

Last verse niggaz, We spitten curses niggaz,
This ones 2 you kejuanz!, Start praying to god,U a motha f**kng fraud, Claimin u do dirt, Nigga on the street , theyd cut ur feet, You wouldnt be walking, N u n ur boiz wud quit talking.Your hearing this from a east side blood',
Im sellin my bricks Making money, n u still milkin cows , u asking me how? all u gonna hear is pow,Ur face will be n the cement , ull call the cops , N ill say no comment, N ull be screamin gun-it , U like g-unit snitches,
Ur doctor shud give u stiches, To quit ur yappin,Quit rappin Niggaz

(chorus) (repeat twice)
Maybe we crazy, But yall niggaz dont phaze me,
God pray fo me ,Ima bout to goto hell n Spray these niggaz,When me und' eugene come through
we gonna shut this Site down , u niggaz needa bow down.we holdin da crown.


Haha bad guy ass niggaz i made this song hopefully itll shut u guys up uve been wastin my time quit ur yappin niggaz
U alrdy been cut up so shut up.
stop snitchen stop lyin

Thats it! im quiting rap! 

[Billy_Hobo]

Stop stuntin, your rhymes are nuthin, maybe go do somethin? Besides sitting and shitting cause I know you gona be flippin but pissin me off is the last draw, I am gona make you crawl, you always gona stall when I make you fall, you thought you were tall? I kick you around like a shit soccer ball,

You messin with the wrong guy, now you gona cry because your stupid lie, dont be shy, cause today i am gona make you fry, all us niggas know you low, you fly like the crow who made the biggest mistake by fu*king with me, now listen and see your life sto-ree

Call me a pu*sy look at yourself, kid, stop fiddle with your d*ck, cause its really f**ken sick, no wonder your name is Drix, the man who likes to play with his d*ck,

Dont be saying "lol" at the end of this, cause I know your gona be red headed at the end of this, so listen and stop jizzin your pants, you gona lose your retarded fans, stupid screw up, stop being a fool, your always gona be treated like a tool, never gona be quarter way to "cool", you always emptied the pool with you fat as*, it has no class, go listen to your mom and cut the grass, oh, you can't do that, cause all you do is a little bit of rap, that always tells a bloody load of crap,

nigga', you know nothing of me, so stop making shit about me, listen to me, cause you cant see through me, fool, while I am gona afford jewls, your gona live in a dump, cause you are nothin but junk, sleepin in that trunk, smellin like a dead skunk, makin your raps sound like funk, and being a little tiny punk,

gona make you sink like the titanic, you little fail, go end up in jail, and sail your as* goodnight cause you always lose the fight at first sight you creep, stop being a reeper and attempting to get respect cause your just gona get up-set,

Quit saying somthin? No quit saying anythin, because your words mean nothin, I know now you thumpin with anger as you read, your eyes gona start to bleed, your gona cry in grief you little thief, you have no belief, jeez, just shutup and make our lives easy please, and clean yourself of the fleas, you look dirty and nerdy, i am certain you lost, I never thought you could be so oft to make such bullsh*t, not knowin who you talk to, acting like a fag, makin yourself look like a drag, your rhymes make me gag cause your words mean nothing, and you better believe it, cause I just told it, just made it unfold out cold so you get told you nothing but a man living on the road,

I hope you now understand, your not some grand shit, so sit still and fix it, and dont flip, cause shit, your a funny little bi**h,
now no more bein a man wh*re for i owned you and pawned you, now cry all about it cause I just made you fry your face red, you sad, be glad I didnt say anything to bad about you, cause your the biggest dumb as* foo i knew, and remember, i aint scared of you and your shit rhymes wastin my time, should be considered a crime for makin such bullshit rhymes, so wana reply, you'll die again and again till you kill yourself in pain and suffer in the reign cause you find out you lost your game, isn't it a shame, but whatever, you didn't have any fame cause you've always been lame and gona stay the same from were you came...

 

[Xander]

Wow nice Dan i read it all and it had some good rhythm to it.

[MrFuture]

Word, Topic fucked up -.-

[Billy_Hobo]

Word, Topic f**ked up -.-

....how...? -.-
Post Merge: October 16, 2009, 05:05:54 pm

Wow nice Dan i read it all and it had some good rhythm to it.

thanks ^^