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[Squeak]

[Cockmunching]

So, I sodomized you with a baseball bat
Now you're all hard and think you can swing a gat?
Please don't mess with me before I slit your throat
Just go back and listen to your "Hall and Oates"
I will disembowel you and cut you to pieces
But before that, I'll murder your nieces
Cut their faces with bamboo sticks like my AZN-NIGGA Cane
Then decapitate them, making sure not to make a mess
So, please sucka.. just confess
That your shit SUCKED, before I stick a light bulb in your anus
Turn you into the next glass bottle guy, an act so heinous
So.. please lil' Sherjeel, run back home to Bedfordshire
You don't want to get brutally sodomized here, while I'm spitting this fire
Now, don't make me call Vince, because he'll do weird Italian stuff
For shizzle, give mad love to all my brizzle

jajajaja

[Wash]

So.. please lil' Sherjeel, run back home to Bedfordshire

LMAO!

I'll post something back that totally not a rap later.

[Billy_Hobo]

I am back, back on track, here to make ya'll crack, so lets start from squeak you sound like a sheep,
man you don't have words, just blurtin out sh*t I dont understand, man, this is not your
game, now your gona get some flame, maybe then you pack your games and get back on
the failure train you dumb f*ck, your now totally outta luck cause you really suck and now
you stuck,
and then you see Cane, bringin' his lame asian game, damn, go back and take your tiny sack
back with your nick nack, geez, dont you see your makin a scene with you dumb rhymes,
they seem to lack all besides every single time makin a fall leavin you to crawl and get squished
like a li'll bi*ch,

people like these 2 stop, before you flop thinkin your gettin to the top, you stay on the
ground like always, thats not gona change and stay the same, only your to blame
for makin those words that were shot down in the curb you stupid turd, i am gona
shoot you all down like a bird little freaking nerd...

[Squeak]

MC Gooch is back in this biznitch.. Did you miss me?

First off, lemme take it from the top
Daniyal, you ain't got no respect
So keep your f**king mouth in check
Before I carve that tongue you use on my balls out
f**king hit you in the face with a ball-peen hammer, make it look like a snout
Keep hating, taking my style, stealing my ways
Just admit you're never going to be me, so just go back to hating gays
You best squash this beef
Before I kill it so bad, you begin to queef
Just give up, it's over, you don't wanna get on my bad side
'Cause I'll f**king murder your whole family, then make it look like suicide
So please, buy a thesaurus, because your rhymes are wack
So please take this verse and shove it because MC Gooch just struck back.

Lol.. :razz:

[Billy_Hobo]

Lol, nice Squeak 

[Eugene]

I am back, back on track, here to make ya'll crack, so lets start from squeak you sound like a sheep,
man you don't have words, just blurtin out sh*t I dont understand, man, this is not your
game, now your gona get some flame, maybe then you pack your games and get back on
the failure train you dumb f*ck, your now totally outta luck cause you really suck and now
you stuck,
and then you see Cane, bringin' his lame asian game, damn, go back and take your tiny sack
back with your nick nack, geez, dont you see your makin a scene with you dumb rhymes,
they seem to lack all besides every single time makin a fall leavin you to crawl and get squished
like a li'll bi*ch,

people like these 2 stop, before you flop thinkin your gettin to the top, you stay on the
ground like always, thats not gona change and stay the same, only your to blame
for makin those words that were shot down in the curb you stupid turd, i am gona
shoot you all down like a bird little freaking nerd...

loooool i liek 

[Billy_Hobo]

Squeak... Dont be saying those big words, you a bigger creep
then I thought, I know you fought but you miserably lost with
your freaky rhyme, seems like you need some time alone big
boy, this aint no game, this is the real deal, not your childs play,
its seriously gay, so take my word and get lost you reject, your
nothing but a little insect, you crawl like a bug who gets killed
like a wannabe thug, f*ck, I cant believe you try to insult me,
see how it ends, you now gona be in anger like a temper going
over its end, I know you tend to kill but till I die, i am always
gona make you fry yourself mad, sad? Now go cry in the last
place cause no one wants to see your face you disgrace to
everyone, even your own race for facing someone beyond
your limit, get it? Or will I have to repeat in other words that
you will always lose....

[Julian]

lol

[Eugene]

anyone else wana make something up?
(bump)

[Voodoo]

Destroy and obliterate
With the plasma I disintegrate
Human corpses, gods on pikes
Gory bludgeons, maces with spikes
Desecrating Iconoclasts
Unholy angel outcasts
The zombies walk on earth again
You soon shall become insane
Core of sun explodes
Supernovas destroy mankind
It's the unholy mutant code
Its the devil who grind
You are dismembered
Soon you shall not be remembered
For the human race is dead
And the earths is scorched with red


Sex.

[Varjaca]

I dunno to rap on english, so ill throw some serbian rhymes, can someone translate em to English please? I cant:

Zajedno u svemu, disemo ko jedan
pravi ortak brate kao 100 njih je vredan
bicu tu uz tebe, u bilo koje doba,
furamo svi zajedno Breg Crew do groba

Ti i ja, kao 2 smo brata
ja bicu tu za tebe samo zakucaj na vrata
i nema problema sve moze da se resi
uz tebe sam brate sta god da se desi
znas da ja cenim sva tvoja dela
stajo si uz mene a druga deca nisu smela
kad dobijali smo frizove i muvali smo dame
stajo si uz mene brate rame uz rame
u osnovnoj smo razna sranja pravili
cesto najebali, al uvek zajedno se vadili
pa cak i onaj put kad popio si ukor
zaglavio kod dise al me nisi druko
karakter si do jaja to uvek si i bio
kad je bilo tesko samnom plako si i pio
izvlacio si me, i dizo iz bedaka
nijednog kao tebe necu imati ortaka
Zajedno u svemu, disemo ko jedan
pravi ortak brate kao 100 njih je vredan
bicu tu uz tebe, u bilo koje doba,
furamo svi zajedno Breg Crew do groba
Svaki vikend pijani mi blejali u parku
devojcice vukli po klupama u mraku
prosetaj se gradom i pogledaj te zgrade
grafiti nasi krase njihove fasade
kada bili smo gladni a falila nam lova
jedan sendvic delili na pola
dva ortaka brate srce ko iz plamena
za tebe brate nema i ne treba mi zamena
ti znas mene dobro za Breg Crew ja disem
kroz ovu pesmu tebi malu zahvalnicu pisem
hvala ti za sve , hvala ti do neba
na Bregu sam zauvek, zovi ako treba...

Use google translator if you want, or i will try translating later.

[NectaR]

Translated

Together in all, the one who breathe
real partner brother as 100 of them worth
I'll be there with you, at any time,
furamo together Breg Crew to the grave

You and I, as we have 2 brothers
I'll be there for you at the door only zakucaj
and no problems all can be solved
a brother with you whatever happens
You know that I appreciate all your works
fits you with me and the other children were not allowed
When we received friezes and we fly ladies
fits with my brother you're shoulder to shoulder
in the primary, we made various shit
najebali often, but always along the extracted
even the one time you had a reprimand
stuck with me you breathe al Druk
character of the eggs you're always you and the
when it was hard plaque you and me drinking
He drew me, and dizo from bedaka
no I will not have you as partners
Together in all, the one who breathe
real partner brother as 100 of them worth
I'll be there with you, at any time,
furamo together Breg Crew to the grave
Each week we blejali drunk in the park
girls dragged the benches in the dark
prosetaj the city and see the building
our graffiti adorn their facades
when we were hungry and we hunt falila
share a sandwich in half
two partners brother who is in the heart of flame
for you my brother does not need replacement
you know me well for Breg i disem Crew
through this song you write a little thanks
Thank you for everything, thank you to heaven
the Bregu I ever call if you need ...

[Wash]

I like this rapper(no mainstream shit).  D:
I know this video doesn't belong here, but maybe it can inspire some people.

Westwood - Skepta freestyle 1Xtra

EDIT:

Oh, the bits where you think he forgets the words or something - it's the BBC radio, he's not allowed to swear. :P

[Eugene]

fast rapping...  difficult..

[Wash]

So, I sodomized you with a baseball bat
Now you're all hard and think you can swing a gat?
Please don't mess with me before I slit your throat
Just go back and listen to your "Hall and Oates"
I will disembowel you and cut you to pieces
But before that, I'll murder your nieces
Cut their faces with bamboo sticks like my AZN-NIGGA Cane
Then decapitate them, making sure not to make a mess
So, please sucka.. just confess
That your shit SUCKED, before I stick a light bulb in your anus
Turn you into the next glass bottle guy, an act so heinous
So.. please lil' Sherjeel, run back home to Bedfordshire
You don't want to get brutally sodomized here, while I'm spitting this fire
Now, don't make me call Vince, because he'll do weird Italian stuff
For shizzle, give mad love to all my brizzle

jajajaja

So, you think you can clash this python
My flow's so sick I'm like Mike Tyson
You really want to mess with a lyricist
Enter the room, walk out with a psychiatrist
'I'll sodomize this, I'll sodomize that' ^{[Mexican Voice]}
Fuck, I know 18 boys that'll knock you flat
I'll bring that mass destruction to your front garden
Now you know the beef is gonna' harden
This is why men don't wanna' fuck with me
They see their sisters getting raped on TV
Begging for mercy and their sister's virginity
But no, I ain't gonna' give them the entry
Don't be hatin' this, 'cause even your mama' will be ratin' this
I'm just giving you 16 bars
16 bars that'll leave 16 scars
16 lines with 16 rhymes

welkum 2 my serva