Rhymes Room [ HELP US VOTE THE BEST RAPPER READ]

[Eugene]

Yo, I got my homies (insert name of everyone on the record here)
Drop a lil' something like this,
f**k a bitch ass hoe (hoe)
kill a nigga named john doe (doe)
get paper like my nigga joe (joe)
slap a bitch while I ride on 20's (20's)
and we all making serious money (money)
Repeat that hook over 9000 times throughout the track, feature thirty different people on it, finally drop a sega beat on that shit, and you have yourself a hit record, my friends.

Lol kinda reminded me of A Milli   

[VANCEPLAYER]

yo, so LISTEN, all this gangsta,busta ass rappa's wanna be a gangsta, but they all got sumthing MISSEN, have you ever seen "Boys in the HOOD"?, well this shit's the same...it ain't GOOD...... cuz in the HOOD true homies make you feel GOOD,and niggah i ain't always in the MOOD to smoke that piece of WOOD, and my momma says that i ain't SMART and that im like BART,and when i FART,you'll DIE and ur sister will SIGH,all this HORNY street rats are all PHONY. And what's all this new busta's?,that when they TEXT they all wanna have SEX, what is it called?, oh, right its called SEXTING, i get home and i see my dog RESTING, I wanna play ARGONATH but i remember i have to do my ARGO-MATH, and what's this shit with my INTERNET?, that Broadband NET............ doesn't WORK, i wanna eat my soup with a FORK,


i was walking on my way home the other night and i hear some bitch yell, "WTF??!! u sicko", i yelled  "what?, the little sick ass is in the VAN, he wanna have sex AGAIN...Spray him with GASOLINE, go Jack him off with VASELINE!"
 

[MrFuture]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Ayo, Niggu',

Ye!

Check it out you mutha'fuckas,I'll proove everyone you all are suckas!

Always one step back...(back)*deep*(back)

Check it out now..!

And here's the villain comin' from the underground
and we aint no niggas from the playground

We're the niggas from 80's and 90's
Dont even think about it
You aint gonna like dis'(dis')*deep*(dis')

You little young motha'fuckas became tough?
You just were tough and now  came soft?
I bet now you just swallowin' a Cock!
Hittin' rhymes on the air like, O-G Loc!
Mutha'fucka Drix you heard what happend
Yea, a young busta attemp to steal my account
But aint gonna happend cause its doesnt worth
A muthafucka like him!
Cant /load my glock and my dope
Cause if he gonna hold account
Its gonna be worse and worse
And nothing would matter
Cause i'm already start gather
People hirin'
Make him
Dying!
Mutha'fucka!

[Drix]

yo, so LISTEN, all this gangsta,busta ass rappa's wanna be a gangsta, but they all got sumthing MISSEN, have you ever seen "Boys in the HOOD"?, well this shit's the same...it ain't GOOD...... cuz in the HOOD true homies make you feel GOOD,and niggah i ain't always in the MOOD to smoke that piece of WOOD, and my momma says that i ain't SMART and that im like BART,and when i FART,you'll DIE and ur sister will SIGH,all this HORNY street rats are all PHONY. And what's all this new busta's?,that when they TEXT they all wanna have SEX, what is it called?, oh, right its called SEXTING, i get home and i see my dog RESTING, I wanna play ARGONATH but i remember i have to do my ARGO-MATH, and what's this shit with my INTERNET?, that Broadband NET............ doesn't WORK, i wanna eat my soup with a FORK,


i was walking on my way home the other night and i hear some bad guy yell, "WTF??!! u sicko", i yelled  "what?, the little sick ass is in the VAN, he wanna have sex AGAIN...Spray him with GASOLINE, go Jack him off with VASELINE!"

-When, i saw this i ws like euhhh.. WTF

Listen..Vance..Im destined to be the best rapper alive.
But im so cold dont even need no Ice
All i got are my rhymes and the soul to spit.
Yea i take from the dumb dudes who battle me, shit!!. From rags to riches u know I aim to kill.
My game so hard, yet I aim to please.
Keeping ma rhymes so sick, make it flow to the beat.
Im the new most wanted, so I packin heat.
Cross reference with the cops, and they'D tell you the same.
Cos, when i spit niggu'h your gurl give me brain
Yea, im comming up with tactic, is silent but deadly.
Dude's keep hatin' cos my ride is a chervy'.
You suck' so bad niggu'h get off my forum and camera
Dont, blame me boy go blame your manager.
See? Im the type off the guy who slaps you and makes  you run to you mama.
You girl got hit hart she had to call me dada.
Your, an idiot.. a loser a microphone abuser.
Your a joke, YEAP , thats what i spoke, you'r sell your ass for 1mm dope also with a happy meal with coke.
Your momma, is ashamed off you your living on a sin.
Go, tear your lyrincis up and throw them on a bin.
Cos we all know KID NEVER WINS.

[Eugene]

Make another option on the poll: "None of the above".

no ones got a gun to your head and forcing you to vote.

[VANCEPLAYER]

-When, i saw this i ws like euhhh.. WTF

Listen..Vance..Im destined to be the best rapper alive.
But im so cold dont even need no Ice
All i got are my rhymes and the soul to spit.
Yea i take from the dumb dudes who battle me, shit!!. From rags to riches u know I aim to kill.
My game so hard, yet I aim to please.
Keeping ma rhymes so sick, make it flow to the beat.
Im the new most wanted, so I packin heat.
Cross reference with the cops, and they'D tell you the same.
Cos, when i spit niggu'h your gurl give me brain
Yea, im comming up with tactic, is silent but deadly.
Dude's keep hatin' cos my ride is a chervy'.
You suck' so bad niggu'h get off my forum and camera
Dont, blame me boy go blame your manager.
See? Im the type off the guy who slaps you and makes  you run to you mama.
You girl got hit hart she had to call me dada.
Your, an idiot.. a loser a microphone abuser.
Your a joke, YEAP , thats what i spoke, you'r sell your ass for 1mm dope also with a happy meal with coke.
Your momma, is ashamed off you your living on a sin.
Go, tear your lyrincis up and throw them on a bin.
Cos we all know KID NEVER WINS.

yee....this what i wanted you're just pleasing me, what's this shit with the aim to please?, negro'e please....go get a new rhyme book
and tell yo' mama that she know how to cook, cus when i was all upon her in that bed, she kept asking for some more meth'..
aight here i go, i was mowing your mom's lawn and i could feel her eyes all upon my ass....so guess what?..... I GAVE YOUR MAMA THIS DICK!...
what's this bullshit about "best rapper alive"? why dont you go up to star tower and take a dive!?
tsss..this niggah..trying to get biggah by taking on a super dotated, mentally, psycologycally advantaged "KID"
why can't a brotha like me get a little peace? as the war keeps on going on your middle east!
and i ain't neva' did a crime i ain't have to do!....i ain't gon' let you jack me up, crank me up, and pimp slap me up!
u got to learn how to hold your own, they get jealous when they see me with my mobile phone!
but tell the cops they can't touch this, i don't trust this when they try to rush our bustar's,
what's this shit with my mama's? u need to go to the fucking bahamas!
that's the sound of my tune, you say it ain't cool, my MAMA didn't raise no FOOL!




show me what you got bitxh,

you ain't got no mix, drix, tell yo' mama to go get some new porno pix!


Post Merge: January 03, 2010, 03:43:04 am

Make another option on the poll: "None of the above".

i see you went an read my reply on LV mafia! hahaha
go get a new avatar!
you mothaphuckar!


sorry for flame moderators but this is the.......

rhyme room

[BlueFox]

didnt this already exist once or is it still going? lol

[Drix]

You, know vance, i hate your rap and it dosent rhyme, also it tuched my hart when you flamed about mam like that, so listen to this and be ready, cos your going to cry right now.


Listen, right now, cos your pissin' me off.
When i hit, you nigga, you dont know where your form.
Flamin'g me pushin' me. Tryn'a beat me.
Nigga, your so low, you dont even fit for me.
Now, you show'd em how low you are. Sayin' shit about my momma, a f**kign coward thats WHO you are.
*Crow screaming drix knows this is the time to bring him down*
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown
It didnt really work out how it was supposed to work.
After every line the crowd, would even feel the hurt that i provided, but you chose to hide it...and flame me..
Cause when i finished a verse worse come to worse the crowd, would even turn around and at first..
a nurse with a hearse, came to put you away because you seemed lifeless from when my rhymes took you away....
playa, un-rehearsed u didnt get a chance to spit back at me...
actually, you tried but ya eyes dried and started to twist in reverse, "Are you okay sweety"
The nurse spoke but you culdent even converse beacuse off my curse, immersed you.
It, wasent my foult to verse you..
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown
You talked smack about my momma, i was blocking my rap and virtue.
After, those f**king jokes, i think  i really, meent, to hurt you.
I send' your ass black pas, after your crethew.. and then audience mouthed a leter
Trust, me these reactions i saw culdent been any better.
The, only letter you herd is that "O" (here is nice)
Cos, thats what the crowd screamin' cos you just lost ta' floow...
Everybody had they'r hand's over the mouth at the time..
Screaming, your favorite letter, when i bust you a rhyme.
Like busta rhymes i go right at it..
Making, you tuch it bring it, pay it wach it,turn it, stop it format it. Im going wild at it.
Drix, would allways step the plate up but now he wont...
So, take it as a lesssion earned..
Just beacuse im white dosent mean im worst in rap. When you flame i bite thats it your fappt.
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown
Everybody who thinks vance is down put your hand in the air say drix haz da' crown

Thank you. Bye. And, i hope you can understand english and also, these rhymes.

[VANCEPLAYER]

hohohoho!!
man, Drix, i got to admit it, you got me, but i think i can beat it,

listen man, how long did it take you to write this rhyme? all we got is time...
and its time for me to make you mine....
what's with the chorus? did you make this thing for us?
or did you make it just for the heck of it?
you know, i ain't gon' say i hate your rap,
but that thing on yor avatar's head is dat a cap?
haha,all i was doing is looke'n for a slut, with a nice butt, to get a nut,
i guess i was wrong in picking yor mom's..on this microphone i drop bombs,
foo' quit sayin' you gon' hit me, cuz u cudn't even lift me,
and you said it yourself.......... Everybody who thinks "VANCE IS DOWN" put your hand in the air, so u see homie,
the only thing your telling your audience, is dat im better than you.....oh, oh, homie, please,please, don't drown
with your crown, too much power cud lead you to dirty thinkings, and you'll have to take a shower,
and what's with the rhyming, you said i dont rhyme, what? you think this a fucking poem or sum shit?
naaw homie this the real deal. and if you don't like it gimme a kiss goodbye "Sweety"
and you're right im sinking down to YOUR level...and the only thing i am thinking of right now is that you ain't a hustla',
as matter of fact, yous'a busta', i don't trust ya'.....
and fuck them O.G niggas they stuck in the 80's......
go ahead and envy me, im Rap's M.V.P, and i ain't goin' nowhere so you can get to know me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   and im gon' shine homie until' my heart stop,

i got more drix,all you got to do is provoke me some more

[Drix]

hohohoho!!
man, Drix, i got to admit it, you got me, but i think i can beat it,

listen man, how long did it take you to write this rhyme? all we got is time...
and its time for me to make you mine....
what's with the chorus? did you make this thing for us?
or did you make it just for the heck of it?
you know, i ain't gon' say i hate your rap,
but that thing on yor avatar's head is dat a cap?
haha,all i was doing is looke'n for a slut, with a nice butt, to get a nut,
i guess i was wrong in picking yor mom's..on this microphone i drop bombs,
foo' quit sayin' you gon' hit me, cuz u cudn't even lift me,
and you said it yourself.......... Everybody who thinks "VANCE IS DOWN" put your hand in the air, so u see homie,
the only thing your telling your audience, is dat im better than you.....oh, oh, homie, please,please, don't drown
with your crown, too much power cud lead you to dirty thinkings, and you'll have to take a shower,
and what's with the rhyming, you said i dont rhyme, what? you think this a f**king poem or sum shit?
naaw homie this the real deal. and if you don't like it gimme a kiss goodbye "Sweety"
and you're right im sinking down to YOUR level...and the only thing i am thinking of right now is that you ain't a hustla',
as matter of fact, yous'a busta', i don't trust ya'.....
and f**k them O.G niggas they stuck in the 80's......
go ahead and envy me, im Rap's M.V.P, and i ain't goin' nowhere so you can get to know me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   and im gon' shine homie until' my heart stop,

i got more drix,all you got to do is provoke me some more

It, dident take to much time to bring you down.
But, your stupid ass kid wont understand whos crying now..
Iff, you got more chea' im here waiting for more...
Dont, you understand everyone here is laughing with your metaphore..
Yea, man im hardcore, cos here on this track they know im the lord!
All your saying "Leave the kid in peace"
How, we should leave you in peace when your nose stick's up everywhere, tryin' to beat...somone who you dont fit.
Listen' to me kid you play'd out let me lay out..
I got all off your LV biches on the line, i spray them out..
Spray gats to they'r hands who' dey' clavvin' now..
They' all dead biches imo drop the boddys and lay them out..
Vince, wanna lay some buts??? I'l slay this out
You wanna save your life? Fuckin' give up now..
I' bake on this bich untill your taste is out(talking about you)
Your the WORST freestyler, that i'v ever seen..
I leave a lyrical, dissaster everywhere i'v been...
I see loosers, like you fail everyday..
So' i'll irraticate your 13 and do it on my way..
When i lay down my rhymes, i know how to place it.
Im, just gonna beat you so, vance better face it.
I'll kill you with my phases and leave you on my places.
Leave, you laughing stock, just look at the faces.
Off, all the people, who hate you they know im the king..
Your just a peace a shit blow, with no rap, just what pancake's sing.

[MrFuture]

Listen up to my man drix
You're a nigga without style
you got only the bling
Cause when we hittin' a rhyme
Throw you down like the dice
And its about time
To do this freestyle
And make all you mothafuckas cry
On woods there's hiding a spy
And i'm bored all those niggas snitches
When i'm lookin' them on the eyes runnin' like biatches
Punch him on the face twenty seven stiches
And now you see?
How a real nigga' rollin' in a gangsta' beat
And i'm bored of all you mothafuckas wannable
Who tryin' to rap
And at the end their faces get smack'd
And just get fuck'd
With the gangsta' slang some fake niggas tryin' to gang bang
Dont make me get mad
Cause all you mutha'fuckas straight reppin' like a fag!
Holla' at ma' lyrical attack!

Drix + Jay-P = Bro's fo' life

[Drix]

Na' thats what im talkin' about O.G mike in da' house
 

[MrFuture]

Hehe, Spit some rhymes to the fools think can rap^.^

[Pancake]

*Pancake says: Spit me a beat.*
*A beat starts.*

Ready for this?
Can you take the heat?

8 Mile - Last Battle (instrumentals)

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, let's start this shit.

My name is MC Cake, better watch out i'll take the lead,
I'll make you plead, for me to stop makin up verses to read,
I'm like the Chuck Norris of rappin' rap, i'm so good it'll make
you fap, can't stop, i'm hot, like the sun i'll explode on you,
don't know what to say, i'm lyrically true,
and when your dying in disgrace remember MC Cake lyrically
slapped you in your face, I don't pace, I space, my rhymes out, but I keep
forgetting what I wrote down, I look like a clown now, oh wait I snap back,
stop ya in your tracks with my mad diss raps, whatchu gonna say,
when I bust a rap, it's gonna blow you away,
kinda like the breeze on a nice summer day, gonna take you down like a bullet
from the spray, of my shotty, beam me up scotty, i'm done, i'm done, the battle has finally been won, I rap so melodically, it's like they can't stop me, I take 9 bullets to the chest, then I take my gat out and finish the rest, I don't know what I gonna say next, let me rap on i'll cast a hex on your verses, i'll send ya away in one of those hearses, i ain't black i ain't white, i'm a mexican inside, let me spit my beats as I take a ride, on your girls behind, aigh't MC Pancake out, bad guy. I run brooklyn city it's dirty and gritty girls try'na be witty given STD's makin' life shitty, no remorse for the hoes dat be fakin' trying to gain fame of the name i'm makin' now roll out I'm done my shit.

[VANCEPLAYER]

Listen up to my man drix
You're a nigga without style
you got only the bling
Cause when we hittin' a rhyme
Throw you down like the dice
And its about time
To do this freestyle
And make all you mothaf**kas cry
On woods there's hiding a spy
And i'm bored all those niggas snitches
When i'm lookin' them on the eyes runnin' like biatches
Punch him on the face twenty seven stiches
And now you see?
How a real nigga' rollin' in a gangsta' beat
And i'm bored of all you mothaf**kas wannable
Who tryin' to rap
And at the end their faces get smack'd
And just get f**k'd
With the gangsta' slang some fake niggas tryin' to gang bang
Dont make me get mad
Cause all you mutha'f**kas straight reppin' like a fag!
Holla' at ma' lyrical attack!

Drix + Jay-P = Bro's fo' life

NY Rap Beats


foo's les' start off with some slow shyt i got's to say..first of all Drix where you from? somalia? or sum shyt like dat? nigguh you ain't even black!....but dats ok
MrFuture? dats yor name right? where you from? oh oh, wait i know where you're from..you crawled out of yo momma's ass, hehe.
and while you're here listenin' to my beat...you can close yor mouth now...stop going WOW!....go suck Drix's Dick.. you prick!
and i do not want peace!..i like thriller....and as for yo momma im gonna fill her...punk..listening to some funk ass music while i "spit" this rhymes out....i got
lot's to say,i was getting bored, with just Drix giving me an easy challenge..but now I got someone else to join his ass...dat's right Mike,Jay,MrFuture..tss why you got so many names?
oh, dats right, you've being hiding from The Real Nigguhs..and dat's ok help Drix out..he can't win This battle on his own..im on the phone calling you rite now..answer bitch..wait, no
this isn't Bow Wow...it's your nightmare before Death..and im about to make your life HELL!
oh oh oh, looks like we got a new fag in town, more like a fucking clown,
what?..... you dont say shit 'bout mah' Rhymes now huh?, dat's right nigguh...this aint a POEM, keep on coming up with some more bullshyt
you wanna be ass gangstah', busta ass punk...you know who im talken to...and for this foo...mike? or Jay? what? you wanna gang bang me now?
with your busta ass rhymes...go ahead and gimme some head bitches while i sit here and drink some more beer...watching you fat asses trying to rap,
foo' your shyt is CRAP!...now you attack me and say that i want peace?
what kinda shyt is dat? nigguh fuck dat? now you trying to tell all this people that im a give up? on your ass?
NEVER! and yea...i got 27 stitches...all ova' mah face..you wanna now how i got them?..i went up to the forums and i saw
this shyt...man, it's so bad it punched me in the face...a gun in mah waist! haha.
 NO BODY LIKES ME BUT THAT'S OK....CUZ I DON'T LIKE YA'LL ANYWAY!
only way you gon' ill me is with your crappy ass raggity rhymes!
                          Drix+Jay = Hoes fo' life!