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[VANCEPLAYER]

Elmo Diss Part 2!!!!! oshi!!!
this shyt a sequel?, you and squaT* both equal, what's your name? shan-ekual?,
you say my shyt dont rhyme, bitxh i ain't got no time, to waste, im a stick a gun in yo face,
i aint writing a poem, this shyt is for'em,
straight outta five-two-ow, you see me coming up behind you with a gun u be like wow, i look like nuthing,thx to all you i started crushing,
niggah im about mah bizznezz, killing all these rappers without any forgiveness, niggah at least you got to witness,
Bitchess,being here brought me  a shyt load of enemies, they all getting basectomies, some of them are vietnamese,
they're fucked up with their economies,
thx to all the haters, i become what i become, cya'll later's,

[Negative]

we still think you can't rhyme, but that's fine, cause im dissin' ya in ma' prime
don't think I can't handle yo' shit, no any cryin' 'bout yo' shit, im not like pussies like you cryin' fo'that shit
You gotta' grow up, as you're still drinkin' from yo' mom's tit..
..like a wolf pup
asking ma' hombres 'sup, talkin' about you, while im almost done with ma' last push-up
we aint' no fan, that's not the reason why we were talkin', we made a plan that will be done after some stalkin'

now, see yo' around
later your mates will hear the cops saying: 'Vanceplayer can't be found'

[Cane]

Elmo Diss Part 2!!!!! oshi!!!
this shyt a sequel?, you and squaT* both equal, what's your name? shan-ekual?,
you say my shyt dont rhyme, bitxh i ain't got no time, to waste, im a stick a gun in yo face,
i aint writing a poem, this shyt is for'em,
straight outta five-two-ow, you see me coming up behind you with a gun u be like wow, i look like nuthing,thx to all you i started crushing,
niggah im about mah bizznezz, killing all these rappers without any forgiveness, niggah at least you got to witness,
bad guyess,being here brought me  a shyt load of enemies, they all getting basectomies, some of them are vietnamese,
they're f**ked up with their economies,
thx to all the haters, i become what i become, cya'll later's,

.. Why are you using lyrics from actual songs? Lack of originality? :/ Oh, and correct spelling REALLY helps.

[Negative]

.. Why are you using lyrics from actual songs? Lack of originality? :/ Oh, and correct spelling REALLY helps.

+1

[VANCEPLAYER]

we still think you can't rhyme, but that's fine, cause im dissin' ya in ma' prime
don't think I can't handle yo' shit, no any cryin' 'bout yo' shit, im not like pussies like you cryin' fo'that shit
You gotta' grow up, as you're still drinkin' from yo' mom's tit..
..like a wolf pup
asking ma' hombres 'sup, talkin' about you, while im almost done with ma' last push-up
we aint' no fan, that's not the reason why we were talkin', we made a plan that will be done after some stalkin'

now, see yo' around
later your mates will hear the cops saying: 'Vanceplayer can't be found'

well.....
all i can say is thank you for telling me your plan,
but if you havent noticed i have a ban,
you just told me what i needed to know, time for my plan,
bitxh you say you ain't a pussy but of course you're a fan,
all i did was kick Urs_Diablos ass and the pussy of course ran,
i'll tell you what i did..i just hit him in the head with a fuckin pan,
then he took my pan, and used it to cook, he gained some weight,
and he cursed like a damne sailor,but he ain't YOUR mate,
read between the lines,
you might fie my rhymes,
while you spend some time on this line,
im taking out my nine,
your mom is fine,
last night she was ALL mine,
hope you dont mind,ohh, you don't? you're too kind,
i'll shoot you in the eye and leave your ass blind,
while i relax drinking up all of my wine,
i was also all upon your wife,
she said im her whole life,
i stopped......stabbed her with my knife!

[Drix]

Hello, vance my b*ch!
Did you miss me?
Your still fucking around the topic and still dissin'?
You, think that you can add up to me. You might, wanna, Re think this!.
When was the last time you, ever won, any PINK-SLIPS!!?
See, im a redneck mothafucca', Thats why im  SUPPOSED-\TA-SPIT
Fuck around on my topic, i'll put more "bullets" in...you than a.. GROCERY-LIST.
I been king on this site, Kejuan is gone in CASE YOU DIDENT NOTICE
Yo, the great one! *points at vance*
Your the FAKE One!
The mr,Shit 1
The no one!
The fucking kid
A moron!
I spit on you it'll weight a tone
I gat with my gun
All your rhymes are DUM
Except me and m'a homies
Dont give us a LIP!
Or, you're be kissing our HIPS
Yo shi'tness is shown on your rips

Now this is for URS, my HOOMIE!! I noticed you flamed him hard so get ready for this

You think he got a shit name?
Boy, you gotta get your ass in the game.
You see diablos fuckin' anywhere the game.
Betta, go and stay out or we make you look lame
And we'll put you on shame..
And we take that little fame
We'll never slow down...
Niggu'hs like you die when diablos are around.
When they done with your mom she kisses the ground
They hound around om
Drink the liquids and leave the condom
You listen to maddona!
Dont talk shit about rappers
O'r i'll grab my clip
With the mic' 10 on the side off ma hip
You better leave on your wigga ship
And pack your rhymes wich are shit!!
And URS, will come to, but hes licking your moma's tits.


Fuck off VANCE KID, Your just a little SHIT!

[Pablo]

NICE DRIX 

[Driggz]

Stop flaming each other, whats up with that?

[Drix]

Stop flaming each other, whats up with that?

Dude, stop posthunting dont you see that this is the rhyme room? We Diss peoples.

[Driggz]

Dude, stop posthunting dont you see that this is the rhyme room? We Diss peoples.

Yea, I'm definitely not post hunting, so please get your facts straight.
Read the rules about flaming.....

f**k off VANCE KID, Your just a little SHIT!

Thats not dissing, that Flaming dude..............

[VANCEPLAYER]

Yea, I'm definitely not post hunting, so please get your facts straight.
Read the rules about flaming.....
Thats not dissing, that Flaming dude..............

yea dat " BIG GUY"
takes it way too serious.

Hello, vance my b*ch!
Did you miss me?
Your still f**king around the topic and still dissin'?
You, think that you can add up to me. You might, wanna, Re think this!.
When was the last time you, ever won, any PINK-SLIPS!!?
See, im a redneck mothafucca', Thats why im  SUPPOSED-\TA-SPIT
f**k around on my topic, i'll put more "bullets" in...you than a.. GROCERY-LIST.
I been king on this site, Kejuan is gone in CASE YOU DIDENT NOTICE
Yo, the great one! *points at vance*
Your the FAKE One!
The mr,Shit 1
The no one!
The f**king kid
A moron!
I spit on you it'll weight a tone
I gat with my gun
All your rhymes are DUM
Except me and m'a homies
Dont give us a LIP!
Or, you're be kissing our HIPS
Yo shi'tness is shown on your rips

Now this is for URS, my HOOMIE!! I noticed you flamed him hard so get ready for this

You think he got a shit name?
Boy, you gotta get your ass in the game.
You see diablos f**kin' anywhere the game.
Betta, go and stay out or we make you look lame
And we'll put you on shame..
And we take that little fame
We'll never slow down...
Niggu'hs like you die when diablos are around.
When they done with your mom she kisses the ground
They hound around om
Drink the liquids and leave the condom
You listen to maddona!
Dont talk shit about rappers
O'r i'll grab my clip
With the mic' 10 on the side off ma hip
You better leave on your wigga ship
And pack your rhymes wich are shit!!
And URS, will come to, but hes licking your moma's tits.


f**k off VANCE KID, Your just a little SHIT!

blah blah blah....
i didnt even take time to read this,
all you want is for me to kill you, you ass kiss,
you take this shyt way too serious,
bitch you act like you're furious,
why  the hell is that?,
you didn't clean your mat?,
you look like a fuking cat,
the best part is that you're "Urs" pussycat,
ill grab your head and hit it with a bat,
dont try to act like a hero you wanna be BAT.....MAN,
what you gone' get my ass kicked? with your bitxh ass clan,
like i said i got my own plan,
can't you see im a fukin Ti..TAN!,
im un-destructable, un-killable,
un-fukable,kill me?, that shit is not-probale!,
you can protect "Urs" he yo lil bitxh,
what are you his fuking hitch?
you're like a fucken leetch,
you wont get off my back,
ill kill you with my slack,
bitxh say "hello" IM back!,
pull my gun out "Reload" CLACK!,
there goes your fuckin brains,
you wanna cut your fucking vains,
you fucking EMO,
ye, my name is ELMO,
but you the one acting like a dam HOMO,
what? your hormones kicking in?,
your mom's name is Ruthlynn,
she likes to take it IN,
she likes deep-throating,
the bitxh just likes fuckin,
she starts moaning,
like a fuckin dog,
her face looks like a hog,
you wont see me with that fog,
come up to yo face,
ill move like a fucking mace,
you'll be amazed,
of what i can do,
you ain't got no clue,
you try to kick me outta' yor topic,
bitxh you aint no one to tell me what to pick,
your rhymes aint nuthing but you slubbering, mines are sick,
Urs keeps pulling out his d!ck, for you to lick,
but bitxh you aint got no d!ck,
you act all hard but you ain't no michael vic,
i bet your gay ass name is nick,
i got so many rhymes on my head i dont know which to pick,
you say im a fake,
you say the same shyt for god sake,
get some new rhymes bitxh and go drown in Michigan's lake,
dont you got some donuts to make,
for your lil bitxh Urs,
he's all yours,
you and him related? of course,
you and him ain't no fucking lords.

want me to get the fuck out of your topic..dont even mention,
your bitxh ass is afraid of a little competition.

[Cane]

/facepalm

[VANCEPLAYER]

/facepalm

YOU got nuthing on me baby boy

[Squeak]

You sound like Lil Wayne.

[Cane]

YOU got nuthing on me baby boy

Dude, first of all, stop acting 'gangster'.
Second, SPELL THE WORDS CORRECTLY.
Third, MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE.
And fourth, stop repeating yourself over and over. Doing my mom over 9000 times doesn't make you cool in any way.


P.S. - When someone says that you sound like Lil Wayne, it's not a compliment.