Rhymes Room [ HELP US VOTE THE BEST RAPPER READ]

[Altair_Carter]

Did Gandalf actually rapped here? Rofl, link plox.

[Eugene]

this is an e-style freestyle so check it...

.. My name's Swampy I got a few things to tell you,
I'm not holding back until you understand my rhyme's value,
All the fag ass rappers here keep talking trash,
acting gangster when all they do is watch porn and clear cache,
This thread can't suck more, just like a five dollar whore,
and that whore is your f**king momma, along with your f**king grandma,
all this thread is full a' shit, but i gotta admit,
i had a laugh or two at this dumbass rap crew,
take a look down, your f**king manhood just flew,
you're trying to show your skills, when obviously you got none,
this is a shitty topic as i said so i'm done.

who are you, the one who calls him self Swampy
you remind me of that big purple thing, yeah nigga Barny,
thats a nickname for a dildo, go ask your mommy
how i beat her up last night with it, it was bumpy.

coming here dissing, e-style freestyle?
ima get u bounced, faster then a missile
u kno this thread is just for the fun,
come check out what other people have done
so stop tripping with it, you hear me son?
we aint no real rappers, but this is what we do
dissing people who u dont kno, aint no cool
try that shit again, believe me im coming for you

catch you by your neck, and smash you with my buns
they call me mr heavyweight, something like Big Pun
make you my bitch, and maybe my hoe
yo spine w'll go Crack! yea nigga, Fat Joe!

cant take the sportsman ship, then you full of shit
i hope you get this, and stop being bitch

[Sprunk]

Fuck the tea and pee,
My life is a "f-kin" TNT!

Zomg wht I smok'd

[VANCEPLAYER]

who the hell are you?Shroom, i preferred that bluer berry yum yum,
you be masturbatin' in your room, you know you want that cum, cum.
ROFL! i fail.

[Sprunk]

YAY FAILZ0RNESS!

[Raykaza]

Ayo' docter listen to this rap
Even if i aint a pro rappeh'
yeah,im a beggineh',but i know a lot
More than you think pretendeh'
carrying a gun doesnt make you gangsta'
you are just another noob dumbeh'
I went to jail for a murdeh',while you were hidin' behind your sitsteh
I learned life from street and not from a teacheh
watch out im a killeh,miss with my rap,and ill f**k you up!

So Shat the f**k n' listen up!
your shit aint a RAP
cuz the real RAP slap
it slap you like a bi**h
when you read this up try to understand what is RAP
yeah,its f**ked up when wannabes like you writing shit and calls it top.

[Catzu]

YAY FAILZ0RNESS!

[Sprunk]

Ayo' docter listen to this rap
Even if i aint a pro rappeh'
yeah,im a beggineh',but i know a lot
More than you think pretendeh'
carrying a gun doesnt make you gangsta'
you are just another noob dumbeh'
I went to jail for a murdeh',while you were hidin' behind your sitsteh
I learned life from street and not from a teacheh
watch out im a killeh,miss with my rap,and ill f**k you up!

So Shat the f**k n' listen up!
your shit aint a RAP
cuz the real RAP slap
it slap you like a bi**h
when you read this up try to understand what is RAP
yeah,its f**ked up when wannabes like you writing shit and calls it top.

Do you know what is "rhyme"?

[Raykaza]

teach me

If you are goin' just to throw shit comments on us like ever.
Come and show us better
but you are unable to write a letter
to your sick GF,but yeah you never had one never.

[Sprunk]

Yeah thats rhyme

[Dex507]

Ayo' docter listen to this rap
Even if i aint a pro rappeh'
yeah,im a beggineh',but i know a lot
More than you think pretendeh'
carrying a gun doesnt make you gangsta'
you are just another noob dumbeh'
I went to jail for a murdeh',while you were hidin' behind your sitsteh
I learned life from street and not from a teacheh
watch out im a killeh,miss with my rap,and ill f**k you up!

So Shat the f**k n' listen up!
your shit aint a RAP
cuz the real RAP slap
it slap you like a bi**h
when you read this up try to understand what is RAP
yeah,its f**ked up when wannabes like you writing shit and calls it top.

Doctor is the guy you need,
or a pusha' to hook you up with some weed.
Your shit is week,
you just an average geek,
and attention is all you seek.
You think you know the street,
nigga take a seat
and listen to this story
of how i found my glory...

Man... when I was only eight
I started to become great,
Sellin weed, had no choice
Hearin' only ma mammas voice...
Nigga put a gun to her head
makin' her a pothead
Drugin' her with crack
and since then everything is black...

Now I'm twenty-one, and d'nigga is dead,
no longer I'm on stale bread,
and sucka's like you have no clue
of what real gangsta is ready to do..
punk ass b**h!

[Raykaza]

Nice one,ill answer you soon

[Dex507]

Yeah, don't mind the swears and all, you were just the first guy I saw, no hard feelings

[Stealth_Killer]

yo daddy-o
mo'fo' is back in toe

w/e that means 

[Sprunk]

Doctor is the guy you need,
or a pusha' to hook you up with some weed.
Your shit is week,
you just an average geek,
and attention is all you seek.
You think you know the street,
nigga take a seat
and listen to this story
of how i found my glory...

Man... when I was only eight
I started to become great,
Sellin weed, had no choice
Hearin' only ma mammas voice...
Nigga put a gun to her head
makin' her a pothead
Drugin' her with crack
and since then everything is black...

Now I'm twenty-one, and d'nigga is dead,
no longer I'm on stale bread,
and sucka's like you have no clue
of what real gangsta is ready to do..
punk ass b**h!

You got a low life,
I'm on the top fife,
Stop smokin' your fuckin' weed,
It makes your fuckin' nose bleed, LOL