Rhymes Room [ HELP US VOTE THE BEST RAPPER READ]

[Traser]

Westside Connection - Bow Down Instrumental

Yes.. Coming in.. coming out.. Ahh yes,

oke, i am bringin my rhymes in the deepest of the world my word
So you can backstab me, but you didnt know i already heard

That you want to take me down.. Pussy, come with your tec9
Spill some whine, feeling fine.. Put still putting the rhyme

In the deepest of your head.. laughing smashing it red
Keep on the hamburgers big boss.. you will become fat

As i am a word rhymer with a sensitive touch
I am coming taking over like cassidy and butch

I am butcher with words, slicing your tongue untill it hurts
You scream, HELP Me, You know i raped your wife till burts?

Yes, dutch style with english words, you know i come and take over
You will drive impala, check out my pimped out DUB rover

Classy?

[Squeak]

Bumpin' fo' sheez.

MC Squeak on the verse and I came to bring the pain
Put you in a hearse, 'cause yo brain gon' get stung with acid rain
Unoriginal MC's pray to their god and wish they could touch this
Steady makin' all these motherf**kers as low as bad guyes drinkin' viles of piss
Crowds exclaim, proclaim, set the microphone aflame when my words are spoken
Malicious and poisonous like Zyklon B, everyone starts chokin'
No matter, 'cause I'm the heavy hitter, the MC Stripper
Something sadomasochistic and insane like Jack the f**kin' Ripper
No one can ever dampen my creativity, my individuality
Flows so complex like Einstein's theory of relativity
Guarantee I'm blown off the tical when I intend to create
Takin' this rap shit to another level, allow me to elaborate
Escalate my game, it was all foreseen by the abbot
Compare me to Neo in the Matrix, only followin' the white rabbit
Point out any verse to me and I'll declare if they listen to some bullshit
Gucci Mane, Lil' Lame, Young Money all all got a hit
The lyrical content of these so called "artists" is laughable at best
No competition if you put any of these lames in a freestyle contest
Feel free to interchange the above names with the likes of Dex, Future, or Vance
Come at me with everything you have, and I guarantee in the process you'll pit your shants
I just gotta hope all you whack Argo MC's respond and give chase,
No doubt that I got the lyrical ability to put you in your place
Bitch.

[Traser]

Yep. Took some wordchanging

[AlexStruck]

Alex on tha'  Mic as an MC, nigga get outta' my way or i blast ya' down with my Uzi.
Back In Blue, Sur side foo'. We keep it mature, 58th was the past 616th is the future.
616th Los Zetas that's how the rap goes, don't like it? you gotta be one of them hoes.
We keep it real, the same old deal. Don't f**k around or you'll soon be lying on the ground.
My rhymes ain't a joke, it's straight up dope, I'm the Hispanic pope.
Motherf**ker better GO! 2010 and you can still hear the guns blow.
We're gonna stomp on your face until your jaw is broken, after that I'll let the dogs split your head open.

Lol.

[Jingle]

50 tyson

yo hit me up my album comin soon in stores find me in myspace or even youtube or even anywhere

[VANCEPLAYER]

can't afford to waste my dollahs',
keep acting like 2k10 ballahs',
you keep saying you gonna' put me in my place?
i got "DETERMINATION" written all over my face,
i'm so subliminal my verses are like a dam maze,
i like switching patterns like tonight's moon Phase,
too much weed............, you made yourself daze,

i got BlackEagle Saying "you suck!"
come at me than! "youngbuck!"
it ain't because they suck,
Getting Signed is all about luck,
after that, they make their way up by sucking cock,

what's with all these underground rappers?
they all look like some faggot ass laggers,
they all mad 'cause they won't be getting signed?
or are they all mad 'cause they need to be aligned?

i ain't standing around wasting my life with all these lames,
when i get to the top, you'll remember my verses by frames,
i can switch my flow as fast as i can switch Lanes,

from out of nowhere i spit verses,
i'll have you trippin' like high-heeled nurses.

[Void]

damn Vanceplayer ...

f**k your set, knowin nothin bout respect
Just bein' a little squashed insect
Punk, gettin gangbanged by G's
Why don't they keep ya on a mothaphuckin leash?
Man, yo a digrace, you can't keep their pace.
They kick flows and rip shows
straight dis hoes, yeah you bad guy know
talk shit bro and get ya wrist slit slow.
I'll have you screamin' out uncle and auntie and grandma
and yes sir and yes ma'am
onlookers screamin' out "Damn!"
bad guy stop hangin out here, fo real!
cuz you ain't no real deal
You call that lyrical warfare?
Man, this ain't no roller coaster fare
Take a hike before you get smacked back with a surpirse attack.

(I just came up with this shit in 5 mins, doesn't make sense)

[MrFuture]

Diss aint making sense

[Jingle]

hey dis your boy 50 tyson, hit me up tho my album comin out in stores, its gonna be poppin though,
here it go;
you might see me all blue all red every day every day
i'm 50 tyson, im from north side zone twin city minisota that's where im from
dey call me 50 tyson im from the north side zone,
twin city minisota that's where im from, i aint gonna say that i'm 50 tyson,
im from north side zone twin city, thats where im from,
i ain't gonna lie but i'm 50 tyson, i'm from north side zone twin city minisota,
i aint gon' lie man i'm 50 tyson, i'm from north side zone twin city minisota,
i am.. im a ball player, i was born to be a ball player, i was born to be a football player,
that's why i've been doing athletics,
i'm a sportsman, my brother tony junior, he's a football player,
i aint gonna lie cause... uh .. im a ball player,
yeah yeah hit me up my album's comin out real soon,
and im sweet 16, right now im sixteen, and next year i'll be uh.. seventeen!
i'll be seventeen all day, sweet seventeen all day every day,
alright then hit me up soon tho my album comin soon,
hit your boy 50 tyson on myspace or even on youtube or even.. anywhere..?

[mdgn]

^ dats wery god lyricen..

i hav rappen for u my freind!

i hav jingles i luv pringlez everyday i eat pringlez cuz i fuk jingles
i dissen u everyday cuz i hav chocolate in my pocket  :cool:

[Jingle]

yo dont diss 50 tyson okay here it go.
my brother is ballplayer, so i will ball play you every day you will cry,
im not gonna lie, im 50 tyson i will uh.. crush you? okay i'll crush you because im tyson and im from,
north side ZONE!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO BATTLE MDGN

[mdgn]

^ nice dissen but i better

i ate meny apples befor i ate grenades and i throw all potatos in ur mouth!
pringlez and rpgs i throw u no catchen cuz uve been dizzed by DJ mdgn! beter rekocnize!

[Jingle]

you try to diss me but im better, im a sportsman my brother name tony junior,
you are disseed by me because i wont lie im 50 tyson, i will crushen you all day every day,
when i become 17 i will buy beer and cool man, ill be a man and crushen you every day,
when i become 18 i will fuck ur potatoes then eat your grenades,
yoyo 50 tyson, peace ouuttt

[mdgn]

^ okok i go hard on u nigga!

u try dizz me but i aint afecten by ur rap, cuz imma whip my glock in ur facen i play drum with my gunz if u dizz me again nigga ok?
u betta lissen my rap or i maken luv to ur wife and fuck go prison. pringlez ur going down cuz my rap is better! nigga be willen we b the real villians, and i hope u understod!

[Jingle]

^ ok that was hard man respekt but im better look check it..
check it... check it... check it..
my name's 50 tyson i will rip ur ass apart, i will feed ur balls to ur mommas mouth then fuck then ballsack important news to your greek hotel, then give you a slap if ur gonna ever come back then come to your house and steal all your passports and moneys, i will kill your cat and dog and dawgs and all other niggas, i am best rapper ball player bringing best hiphpo when u hiphop is like a hippopotammus rex two three point one two three my number is five five five six nine nine nine nine one three three seven ever best rapping rex dog im best guy on earth best i will rape your entire rear end im best rapper they call me 50 tyson
peace out dog