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Reply #90 on: June 18, 2007, 12:47:07 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected .......END


(HAHA i ruined your story  :rofl:)



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Reply #91 on: June 18, 2007, 01:00:26 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected END Pieces

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Reply #92 on: June 18, 2007, 01:07:25 pm
But !!!  (it is not over Rodriguez  ;))



There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected .......END


(HAHA i ruined your story  :rofl:)



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Reply #93 on: June 18, 2007, 02:07:20 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected END Pieces. All died. Victorys Sharkbaits.



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Reply #94 on: June 18, 2007, 03:19:34 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected END Pieces. All died. Victorys Sharkbaits. Sharkbait gives birth to a child. the childs name was Shark. Sharkbait dies in course of time. And Shark took over his territory. :D

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Reply #95 on: June 18, 2007, 04:29:02 pm
"not fair"

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Reply #96 on: June 18, 2007, 04:35:20 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected END Pieces. All died. Victorys Sharkbaits. Sharkbait gives birth to a child. the childs name was Shark. Sharkbait dies in course of time. And Shark took over his territory. "Not fair," said

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Reply #97 on: June 18, 2007, 04:53:02 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected END Pieces. All died. Victorys Sharkbaits. Sharkbait gives birth to a child. the childs name was Shark. Sharkbait dies in course of time. And Shark took over his territory. "Not fair," said TrojanTM is

-Shark



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Reply #98 on: June 18, 2007, 06:01:42 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and rubber balls and Really Erected END Pieces. All died. Victories Sharkbaits. Sharkbait gives birth to a child. the child's name was Shark. Sharkbait dies in course of time. And Shark took over his territory. "Not fair," said TrojanTM is great!

great!

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Reply #99 on: June 18, 2007, 06:04:47 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected END Pieces. All died. Victorys Sharkbaits. Sharkbait gives birth to a child. the childs name was Shark. Sharkbait dies in course of time. And Shark took over his territory. "Not fair," said TrojanTM "is great, shark"





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Reply #100 on: June 18, 2007, 06:40:57 pm
Worst story ever.



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Reply #101 on: June 18, 2007, 09:57:54 pm
Worst story ever.
I agree... Start again.


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Reply #102 on: June 18, 2007, 11:43:30 pm
I agree... Start again.


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Reply #103 on: June 19, 2007, 12:31:15 am
destroyed



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Reply #104 on: June 19, 2007, 12:43:46 am
Once I destroyed Kaltsu's



 


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