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on: October 12, 2009, 08:21:01 pm
Ok, this is my story:

I need to do a presentation, for English, and i need to talk about 4 minutes with JOKES :D

So i want to know, what is a good english joke? Please tell your Joke!! :D


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Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 09:30:21 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test


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Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 10:19:40 pm
Quote from: **Heat** on October 12, 2009, 09:30:21 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test



Care that I dont get this one?



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Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 10:36:48 pm
I... Didn't get that one to..

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Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 10:48:25 pm
Only Eliteterm (Coloronene or what ever ) can get this 1 i LOL'ed when he told me it  :rofl:


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Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 02:43:43 pm
Quote from: **Heat** on October 12, 2009, 09:30:21 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test


good one, but not for school ;)

please come on guys! (or girls :$) 

YES WEE-KEND!


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Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 03:10:51 pm
Why not google it? I'm sure you will find something there  :trust:


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Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 03:31:35 pm
Quote from: **Heat** on October 12, 2009, 09:30:21 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test

hahahhahahaa i feel her pain..ive failed that damn stick like 4 times!

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Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 06:29:10 pm
Quote from: TheRealStof on October 13, 2009, 03:31:35 pm
hahahhahahaa i feel her pain..ive failed that damn stick like 4 times!

LOL.

Yo' Mama so fat, when she sit around the house.. she sit AROUND the house.  :redface:


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Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 07:51:19 pm
Your mama is so fat that she can play pool with the planets.


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Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 07:54:15 pm
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

or Yo mama is so fat when she gets on the weight scale it says her phone number  :rofl:

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Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 07:58:26 pm


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Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 11:32:10 pm
Your Mum's Teeth are so yellow she spits butter
Your Mum's Teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.
xD

if you want an actual school one.

What did the boy say to the teacher when he didnt do his homework?
A: You cant Tell me of for something i didnt do.


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Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 05:29:58 pm
dudes, stop the yo momma jokes and start the good jokes


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Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 06:19:45 pm
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."


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