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on: October 19, 2009, 10:40:45 am
mujo and sujo are lost in jungle and they find one old woman and she tell's who fuck's me he can stay  mujo says:i will do it sujo says:never
so mujo get in room and old woman get's on bed and close her eye's mujo find food and put it in her ass and drop it true window and he find's sujo down and ask him what is he doing  sujo says:When u fuck that old woman god drop me food with chocholade:get it xD in my langvich

izgube se mujo i sujo u jungli  i najd babu i baba kaze mozete ostat ako ce te me jebat mujo kaze da hoce a sujo nece
i muj dok je je jebo baba se okren na zad mujo najde hrane u vreci i to joj stavja u guzicu i baci kroz prozor i vidi suju i sujo kaze dok si ti jebo babu
meni bog bacio sa neba hrane i to sa umakom;xD



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Reply #1 on: October 19, 2009, 10:47:58 am
and this has nothing to do with MTA:SA...

Cool story, bro.



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Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 01:53:15 pm
:lol:
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Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 02:57:20 pm
Don't get it O.o



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Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 02:59:12 pm


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Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 03:20:16 pm
Lost in translation.



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Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 03:33:12 pm
Google gave me this
"lose the Mujo and sujo in the jungle and find a grandmother and grandmother says you can stay if you will f**k me Mujo says that she wants and will sujo
and můj while the f**k grandmother turn behind Mujo find food in the bag and her stavja in the ass and throw out the window and see suju and sujo says while you f**k babu
I threw God out of heaven to the food and sauce; xD"


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Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 05:30:53 pm
Hahahahahaha, i didnt laugh when i read it on English. But when i read it on your language i LOLED, ((I understand the language xDD0))



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Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 09:10:54 pm
Translation

Two guys were lost in the jungle, and an old lady tells them that if one of them fuck her, he can stay in her house instead of sleeping outside. One of the guys agrees and he goes with the old hag up to her room, and there he finds some food. He shoves it up the womans ass to pretends to shag her from behind. After he while he throws the food out the window.

The other the the guy who slept outside tells the guy who fucked the lady : Hey, the old woman threw me food with chocolate on it last night!!!




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Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 09:49:47 pm
I only red "baba" twice.



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Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 12:00:07 am
Translation

Two guys were lost in the jungle, and an old lady tells them that if one of them f**k her, he can stay in her house instead of sleeping outside. One of the guys agrees and he goes with the old hag up to her room, and there he finds some food. He shoves it up the womans ass to pretends to shag her from behind. After he while he throws the food out the window.

The other the the guy who slept outside tells the guy who f**ked the lady : Hey, the old woman threw me food with chocolate on it last night!!!

oh now, I understood it... but still wasnt really funny.



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Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 03:36:48 pm
LOL.

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Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 04:01:00 pm
sy wut



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Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 10:30:10 pm
Lame ._.



 


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