The Troll Bible

[Boxy]

The Troll Bible

[Boxy 1:1]Trolling is not a way of conduct, it's a way of e-life.  For one to become a troll, one must give everything he has to the troll gods, such as respect, pride, and common sense.  Once those, along with many other things have been taken away, one can continue on his path of trolling.  But be warned, trolling is forever.  Once you become a troll, there is no going back, at all.  Many have tried to revert to their old-ways, but they are still trolls on the inside.  This is because trolling does not change how you look, it changes how you are.
[Boxy 1:2]There are many trolls, of many varieties.  There are fail-trolls, silly-trolls, and smart-trolls, and many others.  The most powerful and dangerous one is the generaltroll.  He is one who has mastered the art of trolling and all it's fields.  When pitted against another, a general-troll will rarely lose.
[Boxy 1:3]When trolling, one must see the bigger picture.  The common way of a troll is to insult, then move on.  The real way of a troll is to research, insult or blackmail, then move on.  You may be wondering, "Why move on?"  The answer is simple.  A troll must never dwell, regardless if he is beaten, or not.  If one spends too much time trolling one thing, he won't be able to spread his reputation.

ut exsisto remaneo...

The Ways of a Troll
1.  Never back down from an argument.
2.  Treat everyone equally.
3.  Never apologize.
4.  When in doubt, flame it out.
5.  Never have 2 different personas.
6.  Always use memes correctly.

List of Reputable Trolls
Firerain(FP)
Heat(Argonath)
Boxy(Argonath)
Oliver(Argonath)
Kejuan(Argonath)

magis ut existo addo...

[xphatknightx]

[rJCaiG]

firerain = garry

[tiderman]

Are you really supposed to tell other people that you are a troll?

[EliteTerm]

Why such topic?

[Dexter]

* Dexter holds laugh

Uhm well didn't fully understood meaning of this topic but ..uhm..cool , I guess? Good luck with troll and get more forum warns ..

[Oliver]

Yay, I made a list

I won't give everything I have to the troll gods though. I'd rather be rogue.

Dexter, there are many ways of trolling. Not all of them include random flaming and provoking.

Was that meant to be funny? If so, I fail to see the joke.

[Y2JFaN]

Yay, I made a list

I won't give everything I have to the troll gods though. I'd rather be rogue.

Dexter, there are many ways of trolling. Not all of them include random flaming and provoking.

Was that meant to be funny? If so, I fail to see the joke.

I believe he was predicting success... people are posting 'lol why point of topic' and ''feeding'' the troll as some would say (Not saying Box is troll,), and he was successful and predicting success...

Mmm... yeah this topic is kind of weird, but hey you can have any religion..  :banana:

[ElMartu]

Was that meant to be funny? If so, I fail to see the joke.

troll

[Amon Ra]

Now i understand this topic !

[Oliver]

I believe he was predicting success... people are posting 'lol why point of topic' and ''feeding'' the troll as some would say (Not saying Box is troll,), and he was successful and predicting success...

1. Boxy is not trolling at the moment.... It's considered 'feeding' if you reply to the troll after he has provoked/flamed you.
2. Yes, Box is a troll.
3. There's no success to be had.

In fact, you just trolled me as I fed you.

[Gandalf]

Trolling is posting on forums with the intention to get a flaming reaction.
In such way the troll does not have to be flaming, and random posting is not equal to trolling.

[TruthSvensson]

If you are on this topic and people see this, they will know that you are trolling so they won't get trolled ( Now i got trolled too )

[Oliver]

Trolling is posting on forums with the intention to get a flaming reaction.
In such way the troll does not have to be flaming, and random posting is not equal to trolling.

Negative response doesn't have to be flaming.
For example when you make up a story, make people believe it and then tell everyone it was a lie, you may not necessarily get flaming but people will still be angry.
Trolling is an art. A successful troll plans everything out and tries to get as little punishment as possible and tries to maximise the other party's punishment.


ITT Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

[Boxy]

Trolling is an art. A successful troll plans everything out andpunishment as possible and tries to maximise the other party's punishment.

yeah i do that a lot.
Post Merge: November 02, 2009, 09:56:01 pmalso firerain isn't garry