Random Reviews

[Squeak]

This topic's for reviewing anything and everything, basically. But, please people, keep it tasteful.

Sanford "American No.2 Pencils"
A Short Review

Appearance -

Well, to start things off, these pencils aren't yellow like most pencils. They're a tan-ish color topped by a simple pink eraser.

Feel -
The pencils feel really well in your hand when writing. I prefer the texture over the leading "Dixon Ticonderoga" model. Comparing the texture to the Dixon model, I'd have to say that this pencil wins hands down, the rougher grain helps me grip it, whereas the Ticonderoga is very glossy.

Use -
In addition to feeling very natural in your hand, these pencils offer a very smooth lead. For some reason, I find they also keep their tip sharper longer than the Ticonderoga does. The major downside to these pencils is the eraser. It gets dirty very easily, and despite the pack advertising an "anti-smudge eraser," the eraser smudges, making the writing surface dirty.

Pro's and Con's -
Pro's

• Price
• Feel, texture
• Much more natural looking than the Ticonderoga.

Con's

• The eraser is horrible.
• The lead is somewhat brittle.
• I've found they don't sharpen well in all sharpeners.

I was bored..

[rJCaiG]

lol'd
Moved to Forum Games

[rJCaiG]

Big W "Yellow Stick-it Notes"
A Short Review

Appearance -

Yellow. Sticky.

Feel -
Papery. Sticky.

Use -
I use them to do all my admin work. Screenshots at the end of the post

Pro's and Con's -
Pro's

• Price
• Ease of use
• Handy

Con's

• Stickyness is shit
• My fan blows them away too easily
• Lose their 'stick' quickly

Note that sensitive info has been blurred. Yes, I do keep quite a lot of sensitive info in really obvious spots, but to the normal person it's just garbage and means nothing so
(And yes Koltsov, written down IS the old name of my non admin account )

[Squeak]

Staedtler "Mars Plastic" Erasers
A Short Review

Appearance -

These erasers come wrapped in thin cellophane and measure 65 x 23 x 13 mm exactly, according to the Staedtler website. They're white and rectangular in shape, which makes them very ergonomic.

Feel -
Their shape and size makes them very ergonomic, as I previously mentioned. Although, when in use the tip pokes into the palm of my hand. Although this is a slight annoyance, it should have no effect on the quality of your erasing.

Use -
I never use my pencils without these erasers, they're simply the best I've ever used. They come neatly packed in a cardboard slip, which you can slide up and down to your liking. I find it best for one to keep one end blunt and the other end pointy, for precision jobs.

Pro's and Con's -
Pro's

• Simply the best eraser you can buy.
• Modern looking
• Made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff.

Con's

• Price is somewhat expensive for an eraser.
• They're labeled for individual sale, which subtracts from the cool factor.
• Erm.. I suppose you could poke an eye out if you tried hard enough.

Links -
The webpage.

Recommended

[Voodoo]

Homo "Human" Sapiens
A Review

Appearance -
The Human comes as small wretched creature, eventually changing it's size and shape through years. The height can vary from 50_cm to 2.20_cm. They also come in different colors, depending on the creators.


Fell -
The are usually soft. The brute version of the Human is rough and think skinned (usually), while the soft version is more.. soft.


Use -
Brute versions (male) and soft versions (females) can both spawn a human, thus being the creators of humans. Males have think "things" near their legs, which the insert in the Females "caverns", thus creating another human.


Pro's and Con's -
Pro's

• Females can provide pleasure, as well as Males, though that it's not recommended.
• Humans can invent things.

Con's

• The kill themself
• They die
• They can be quite annoying

The Female is on the left, the male on the right.

NOT RECOMMENDED

[Spikmun]

Pro's and Con's -
Pro's

• Females can provide pleasure, as well as Males, though that it's not recommended.

Con's

• They can be quite annoying

LOL at those 2!

Why do you think 'giving pleasure' is not recommended? xD

[Voodoo]

I prefer to keep my "things" at a woman's hand.

[Spikmun]

I prefer to keep my "things" at a woman's hand.

How do you meen? Both men and women can give pleasure in a straight or non straight way.

[Voodoo]

My point is it's a joke, for the lulz.
I know men can pleasure women, I just wrote that from a man point's of view.

[Spikmun]

Lol ok i see, Anyway lets stop this now its going offtopic