Q: "Why is my PC not a bird?"
A: Because, when the bird was born, it fell over 32024398029342039480239423049823049 metres to it's death. Upon re-entry to the atmosphere, it burned up and cooked into a fried egg, which was farted into a cow. If the egg burped, it would be your computer. That is why.
My Question: "Why are doors similar to pancakes?"