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Reply #30 on: June 25, 2007, 05:09:18 pm
Quote from: Watti on June 25, 2007, 05:04:27 pm
Q: How many Tuna fishes in a tuna fish


A : In 1946, when Tolkien was having sex with a sex-doll, he lost his memory. Later that night, a monkey came into his room and wrote the book ""The Lord Of The Rings"", the only thing he forgot to mention is that Aragon would be older than Gandalf. Hearing this mistake, a Ninja appeared from nowhere, and chopped his tail off. He then made noodles with it., but it was not enough noodles to feed the whole town. So, they chopped off his hair and made spaghetti with it. Then suddenly, they heard bomb blasts and cars exploding everywhere. Everyone was surprised, so they brushed their teeth with the toilet-brush. Next thing u know, RAMBO comes rushing into the house, destroying all the walls and doors coming in his way. He then grabs the remote, and starts watching Cartoon Network. Arnold Schwarzenegger wasnt happy with this, he took out his 47inch Bazooka, and destroyed the whole of Eiffel Tower. Then he sings "Hasta La Vista baby !!!"


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Reply #31 on: June 25, 2007, 05:14:10 pm
The mental Hospital Has computers

Q: Why?

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Reply #32 on: June 25, 2007, 05:27:35 pm
Quote from: Watti on June 25, 2007, 05:14:10 pm
Q: Why?

A : Because..................


Q : Why is 6 afraid of 7 ??

      
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Reply #33 on: June 25, 2007, 05:47:12 pm
ahahah

A : 7 has a Penis and 6 has a But

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Reply #34 on: June 25, 2007, 05:56:17 pm
A: What was the question ?

Q: Why does Watti never ask questions ?

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Reply #35 on: June 25, 2007, 06:54:07 pm
Quote from: Gandalf on June 25, 2007, 05:56:17 pm
Q: Why does Watti never ask questions ?

A :

 


Q : Why do cats have 9 lives ???

      
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Reply #36 on: June 25, 2007, 10:44:39 pm
A To keep Chinese from starving.

Q Does the light in the refridgerator go out when you close the door ?

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Reply #37 on: June 25, 2007, 11:11:03 pm
A: I always shut the power off after closing the refridgerator, to save power :roll:

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Reply #38 on: June 25, 2007, 11:29:45 pm
A: Because you are too addicted to Farts that you do not have time to play Argonath  :trust:

Q: Why is my penis 11 inches?

:ps: It's scary :roll:



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Reply #39 on: June 25, 2007, 11:35:02 pm
A: Because you are on LSD

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Reply #40 on: June 26, 2007, 12:30:39 am
A: In fact, this is not. When Nintendo made Pee in 1988, they hadn't imagined how successful the only game, Pong, would be. Shortly after this, they released the Nintendo Cyanide. If you couldn't complete the last (and only) level in Pong, you could "top yourself" with the Cyanide capsule. In 2048, the Queen of Eurameriaustralasiantarctiarctic decides to nuke the whole world with a shower. In this shower, she built a flying washing machine and some other guns. These got her banned as they were minigun hacks. She then died.

Q: Why don't clocks look like beer bottles, and why do beer bottles kill me when I eat them?



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Reply #41 on: June 26, 2007, 11:37:35 am
A: Because you kill beer bottles when they eat you.

Q: What's so funny about my face?



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Reply #42 on: June 26, 2007, 11:46:04 am
Quote from: Jakez on June 26, 2007, 11:37:35 am

Q: What's so funny about my face?

A : U look like Chuck Norris even though u have "My Name Is Brad Pitt" tattooed on ur forehead.


Q : Why does it seem that everyone is enjoying this thread ??

      
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Reply #43 on: June 26, 2007, 12:49:29 pm
 A.AS in 1 AD When Jesus was 1 years of age, he founda time trave machine and went into the future and played on argonath,he left some happy fairy dust and left to go back to his home time

Q.Why Does Pawno sound like Porno when u say it fast??


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Reply #44 on: June 26, 2007, 01:04:16 pm
Quote from: Dave on June 26, 2007, 12:49:29 pm
Q.Why Does Pawno sound like Porno when u say it fast??

A.because porno is always good no matter what the time of day it is



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