forum game: Insane Questions to Stupid Answers

[Dave]

A. Cos they dream they will be Petey one day

Q.What happens if you put SA:MP and MTA VC together?

[Petey]

A. San City Multi player Action


Q. why is petey the man everyone loves

[Yeah_Ok]

Q. why is petey the man everyone loves

A : According to Newton Law, when u release a cat from the cage, it grows into a tiger by every 2 seconds. But when u release a tiger from its cage, it turns into a juicy steak. So, when i asked Jamie Oliver if he can cook some meal for me, he slapped his wife, and chopped off her hair. The next day, Venassa Williams sang a song for the country, and the audience threw rotten tomatoes at Beyonce.

Q : Why dont my answers make any sense even though i did graduate from Harward University`???

[Petey]

A. Because you didnt really anwers the question


Q. why is petey the poorest person in SA:MP right now??

[Radagast]

A: Because, in graduating from Harvard University, you couldn't complete Pong, Ping, or BANG! This meant that you took the Cyanide and killed yourself. 43 years later, you were re-incarnated as a sheep-fly-waste disposal collector cross. This meant that you liked eating laptops, and thus found your education status void.

Q: If a man and a feather both mate and become lovers, then jump off the top of the London Eye, which will land at the bottom first?

[Jakez]

A: Feather because the feather is alot heavier than men...

Q: Why do rattlesnakes not rattle but rattle instead?

[Dave]

As if they rattle they rattle and if they don't rattle they rattle better than they rattle everyday for the rattle of the great rattle of the box pf cheese with the rattle snake inside it


Q.Why do laptops eat cheese and salmon?

[Jakez]

A: Because Salmon flaps on peoples Laps, and cheese stinks.

Q: Why is dave brainless?

[Yeah_Ok]

Q: Why is dave brainless?

A : He read an ad saying that "Donate Ur Brain And U Will Rule The World !!!". He donated his brain, but he forgot, he wont have the brain to think and the ability to rule the world. By the way, the ad was just a junk-mail delivered in his mailbox.


Q : Why do i always feel tired after waking up from bed ???

[Grovyle]

Because you were in a WAR!!! W-A-R EIGHT! San Fierro VS Los Santos VS Las Venturas VS San Fierro yay!

Why i feeled stupid when i asked the answer to the question of answer?

[PMP]

Cause they got fiber and stuff

Why blind guys need headphones to see?

[Yeah_Ok]

Why blind guys need headphones to see?

A : When they captured Saddam Hussein from his hometown Tikri in 1947, he was busy playing samp. THe soldiers knocked on his door, he said ""Let me complete this MOLE Mission first, u sicko !!!""" Two days later, they tore down the Great Wall Of China and replaced it with the Pyramids. Now, Cleopatra wasnt too happy with this, so she went for a swim in the INdian Ocean. The next moment, a great white shark comes up onshore and complains that there is not enough fish in the sea. Hearing this, RAMBO started drinking up all the water from the ocean. The next day, I was elected as the President of United Gates.


Q : What has wings but cannot fly ???

[Radagast]

A: A Penguin

Q: What do Counter-Strike: Source, SA-MP, Football Manager 2007, Need for Speed: High Stakes (Road Challenge in UK), Test Drive Unlimited, Medieval Total War, ER The Game and the epic film "3 slugs on a garden path" have in common with death?

[dan_lcfc]

A: Perhaps we will never know

Q: Why does my head hurt from reading all of these questions?

[Shifter]

A. Because you are completly incapable of reading such an amount of words that your eyes will soon start to bleed....
Q: Why is Shifter Sexy?