Why is it that SA:MP players are srs bussnies?

[Vince]

I first joined as "cop".

[JDC]

Ok, if their IC name was something like that then yeah, that would be kinda lame.

We once interrogated a criminal called Achagan The Fish. Yes. That was his RP name.

It would be boring if everyone had a John_Smith-esque name. Just because someone's RP name does not follow the John_Smith format, does not mean it is not non-RP. Argonath RP is about having fun and being imaginative / creative, not total realism.

[9r2e5i3k]

About the "role-play" names - nickname in the game DOES NOT mean your role-play name that you can assume for your played character.

[SavioR88]

Wanna stay? Then f**king shut the f**k up and have fun, learning how to defend yourself from deathmatcher, stop drool and cry arouns every bullet and remember those Argonath Players who could even fight hackers when found the tricks to defeat them...

Aragorn i wanna answer on this post...

Yes i wanna stay in Argonath... And its easy to say because you are admin and its to easy
if he come and shoot you, you just do /freeze and the job its finish.

But if you are not an admin what you will do :

Stay and writing /report [id] DMing

for that time you will be killed or if you report and the DMer dont killed you yet
admin wont respond...

they think : Fuck this noob i have some another job i wont look in his report

And what we should do ?

Ok, Maybe admins wont respond..

maybe defend with weapons ???

umm i am not sure

someone its poor  and he cant afford a weapons and what he should do ?


and i think you need to give some lesson on the admins they don't respond i making report
for DMing
ok,(no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
ok, (no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
(no one admin respond)

and im making reports 5 in a row and im got kick
and the dmer or rulebreakerot its free...

[Jingle]

and i think you need to give some lesson on the admins they don't respond i making report
for DMing
ok,(no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
ok, (no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
(no one admin respond)

and im making reports 5 in a row and im got kick
and the dmer or rulebreakerot its free...

The admins get your report once you report once, you have to wait for response, you have to know there can be 5 admins online and 97 other players who are not admins who at the same time can report, they can't just pick YOU from all others. Once they get reports they scroll up and check every report carefully watching the rulebreakers.
If you reported once, don't report more because it will just annoy the admins and you will eventually be kicked for spamming their reports.

maybe defend with weapons ???

someone its poor  and he cant afford a weapons and what he should do ?

If you are poor and have no weapons, don't wander around without a car just waiting to be attacked by a DMer, if you get attacked when in a car you can easily report and run away to a place with lots of people.

[Oliver]

I first joined as "cop".

You're always been a cop, foo'

[Aksel]

Dude, if you saw a guy with downs and a guy walking normally.
Who would you first step away from?

[9r2e5i3k]

Dude, if you saw a guy with downs and a guy walking normally.
Who would you first step away from?

What kind of question is that?

[Jcstodds]

   People who complain about admins not responding to reports must understand. Some of the reports we get are stupid, many reporters lie because they didn't get their way, many reports are can be solved by players with a little common sense.

Examples:
"He rammed me into gas station and I blow up losing 1050000bizzilian sniper ammo. Admin pay me."
"He carjacked me (when 10 people were shooting him. Please eject him so we can shoot him)"
"This guy looks like a DMer to me"
"He carjacked (really just stole my car) me, so I carjacked him back, but he did it again! Help me!"
"They keep DMing me (when I respawn next to them and start punching them)"
"This guy is DMing me (cause I try steal his weed)"

  Reports take quite a bit of time to investigate. We try not warn people when they are reported because people make lies, but warnings and PM warnings are really minor punishments so don't consider them too harsh. Problems arise when people report because they do not know the rules themselves, such as what DMing is, or what scamming is.

[SargentJosh]

   People who complain about admins not responding to reports must understand. Some of the reports we get are stupid, many reporters lie because they didn't get their way, many reports are can be solved by players with a little common sense.

Examples:
"He rammed me into gas station and I blow up losing 1050000bizzilian sniper ammo. Admin pay me."
"He carjacked me (when 10 people were shooting him. Please eject him so we can shoot him)"
"This guy looks like a DMer to me"
"He carjacked (really just stole my car) me, so I carjacked him back, but he did it again! Help me!"
"They keep DMing me (when I respawn next to them and start punching them)"
"This guy is DMing me (cause I try steal his weed)"

  Reports take quite a bit of time to investigate. We try not warn people when they are reported because people make lies, but warnings and PM warnings are really minor punishments so don't consider them too harsh. Problems arise when people report because they do not know the rules themselves, such as what DMing is, or what scamming is.

Yes true. Now I do know I am not an admin. An admins job is not to be there for your own personal assistant. You cannot demand things from admins. An admins job is to enforce rules of which will keep the server into order. When you lie about things, for example crap that is useless to an admins job, forcing the admin to take action to stop you from annoying the admin team and spamming their chat, you are actually making a difficult job for someone who doesn't deserve it. You spam the chat, admins miss reports of true situations that need immediate action. Like a hacker.

So stop complaining cause you lost your M4. Ak-47 and $1,000 and let the admins do their job. You ruin the fun for everyone.

[JDC]

Aragorn i wanna answer on this post...

Yes i wanna stay in Argonath... And its easy to say because you are admin and its to easy
if he come and shoot you, you just do /freeze and the job its finish.

But if you are not an admin what you will do :

Stay and writing /report [id] DMing

for that time you will be killed or if you report and the DMer dont killed you yet
admin wont respond...

they think : f**k this noob i have some another job i wont look in his report

And what we should do ?

Ok, Maybe admins wont respond..

maybe defend with weapons ???

umm i am not sure

someone its poor  and he cant afford a weapons and what he should do ?


and i think you need to give some lesson on the admins they don't respond i making report
for DMing
ok,(no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
ok, (no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
(no one admin respond)

and im making reports 5 in a row and im got kick
and the dmer or rulebreakerot its free...

Have you ever tried thinking that we only have a few admins left until the next moderator wave, and that you can actually try defending yourself from DMers rather than cry to admins like a little baby?

The Server has many other players aside from you. Times where we have 3 Admins in charge of 40 players is not common, that means every admin has to look after over 10 people, not to mention the spam admins get.

You have a brain, use it to find a solution. If someone came up to me and attacked me, I would defend myself instead of shouting "ADMIN THIS GUY IS DM ME HELP PLZ".

[Aragorn]

and i think you need to give some lesson on the admins they don't respond i making report
for DMing
ok,(no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
ok, (no one admin respond)
after 5 sec i making one more
(no one admin respond)

and im making reports 5 in a row and im got kick
and the dmer or rulebreakerot its free...

Yes you flood admins chat in purpose and if admin kicked you it means admins do work... For judging the reports correct admins take time to check the player which was reported... And while checking him, getting a fucking flood "/report ADMINS ID 8 carjacked me!!!!!!" is a fucking annoying thing...

One of the problems of community - that owners allowed all those fucking complains on each other... And players do not have fun but ficking hunting each other to report... Reports are coming on all possible and impossible shit...

And the one thing that can stop it - removing the reports thing and closing the complaints email...

Enough already the owners and developers the one thing to do - it is sitting and checking logs on every reported shit...

[TheRock]

Once somebody submits a report using the report function he/she must always be aware that admins always have to do something else before helping him/her, or that the admins could be busy spectating hackers or helping other players.... I've seen MAAAANY people moaning like "ADMINS!!!! DID YOU SEE MY REPORT?? HELP MEEEE!!" come on...... if somebody DMs you, run to the nearest car and drive away.... If you do not wanna get killed. (Same for somebody who has Weapon Hacks.) but be patient... admins never just bored to answer to reports since if they were, they wouldn't be on the server to do it.

[JDC]

Weapon hackers... pfft, I can evade every single weapon except the minigun and the rocket launchers, which are desynced for hackers anyway.

Yes you flood admins chat in purpose and if admin kicked you it means admins do work... For judging the reports correct admins take time to check the player which was reported... And while checking him, getting a f**king flood "/report ADMINS ID 8 carjacked me!!!!!!" is a f**king annoying thing...

One of the problems of community - that owners allowed all those f**king complains on each other... And players do not have fun but ficking hunting each other to report... Reports are coming on all possible and impossible shit...

And the one thing that can stop it - removing the reports thing and closing the complaints email...

Enough already the owners and developers the one thing to do - it is sitting and checking logs on every reported shit...

That's the reason why admins are allowed to have UC Accounts- so they can RP and play in peace, and away from all the "ZOMG ADMIN PLEASE SPOON FEED ME" shit.

[Gird3r]

**Roleplay**

We are in vice city. Night is coming and we don't know what's out there.
There has been words about an serial killer from a foreign country. The present anti-serial-killer system is down.
And the contact with the cops (scripts) has been broken.

I'm cluthing my bottle of vodka and my shotgun, we have barricaded ourself in the old military Fort Baxter.
As we laugh and play cards, I can hear the armies outside walk. Death himself (dmers) is here.

I'd want to cry to the gods (admins) but they are not here. I got 10000 $ in clean cash in my pockets.
It's so cold. I hear break into the fort. As I cluth my weapon I get hurt. So hurt.

"Gods (admins) help us!"

But no thy answer came.
What should I do? We still got a functioning telephone wich we can call the higher lords with. And scream and whine in there.

But it's late. 2 Am in the morning.
I imagine myself that this is a zombie infestation. And grab my gun, laugh with my friend. Defend ourself. And survive for another day.

We had fun, while defending ourself against the dmers who refused to listen, we decided to take breaks and have a barbeque. It was so good and fun. But we had a problem.

One of our friend got so hurt that he lost an weapon and 500$. He screamed "OMG FUCKING NOOBS LOLOL I WANT MY MONEY THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT) we told him to chill down, it's a game. Let us patch you up and get you a new gun so we can continue to defend ourself against the zombies. And we took our weapons and a hotdog. And went out there. Claimed our freedom, and our right to have fun.

In that day and night, no admins had ever heard of any dmers, they only had heard about players that defended thier right to have fun and preserve the rpg on thier own. Money was lost, but the fun never rested. No blood tears was cried about those 500$, because friendship was worth so much more. A friend to have fun with is worth more than crying over some money and in the end getting you banned for whining so incredible much with the capslock.

TL;DR learn to defend yourself and preserve your right as an Argonathian. Fun is the number one priority after all.