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Reply #15 on: December 08, 2009, 08:29:48 pm
I don't drink alcohol all time.......

That's why I said "fake"



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Reply #16 on: December 08, 2009, 09:02:04 pm
Why does "Vitamin = Power" ?

What have I missed?  :trust:



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Reply #17 on: December 08, 2009, 09:38:31 pm
Why does "Vitamin = Power" ?

What have I missed?  :trust:

If you eat healthy foods ( with vitamin), you'll be strong XD





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Reply #18 on: December 08, 2009, 10:24:38 pm
I lol'd at the pics  :lol:


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Reply #19 on: December 09, 2009, 04:26:17 am
And this is in ''SA:MP General'' because ... ?
death = SA:MP SA:MP = srs bisness = more death = gtfo no more need to read this

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Reply #20 on: December 09, 2009, 02:45:08 pm
Apple = Vitamin
Vitamin = Power
Power = Empire
Empire = Money
Money = Girls
Girls = Sex
Sex = AIDS
AIDS = death


Do you want an apple?

Apple= Vitamins
Vitamin = Healthier... it stops there.

Sex = Aids is not right either.

It should atleast be Money = Men. And then Men = Sex = Aids or something, but its still not right.



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Reply #21 on: December 09, 2009, 02:59:23 pm
Apple= Vitamins
Vitamin = Healthier... it stops there.

Sex = Aids is not right either.

It should atleast be Money = Men. And then Men = Sex = Aids or something, but its still not right.


money = men??? explain it please.



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Reply #22 on: December 09, 2009, 03:00:56 pm
child labour

google child labour and you cant see a single female there.
win.



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Reply #23 on: December 09, 2009, 03:04:22 pm
Wait, are we suppose to laugh?



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Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 06:38:45 pm
Wait, are we suppose to laugh?

Why you ask, it's obvious :>



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Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 08:57:04 pm
child labour

google child labour and you cant see a single female there.
win.

?????



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Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 09:01:42 pm

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what the fuck is this idiot?????????? what the fuck????????????? WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????????????????????



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Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 10:21:37 pm



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Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 11:08:02 pm
LOL



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Reply #29 on: December 11, 2009, 11:28:38 pm


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