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Reply #540 on: September 23, 2011, 08:27:37 am
567 Steal my Car..

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Yeah, and Macedonians were all the time Macedonians, not a Greeks...

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Reply #541 on: September 23, 2011, 08:56:03 am
568. Sexual disease from a prostitute

The Clown has no penis.

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Reply #542 on: September 23, 2011, 04:36:57 pm
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Reply #543 on: September 23, 2011, 05:49:45 pm
570. Drink someones  piss :s

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Reply #544 on: September 24, 2011, 02:10:51 am
571 - Taking a shit.


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Reply #545 on: September 24, 2011, 11:04:15 am
572 looking to Tony's face :D


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Reply #546 on: September 24, 2011, 11:24:43 am
573 - Drink Hydrogen-nitrate


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Reply #547 on: October 08, 2011, 04:31:59 pm
574 - Drive your Ferrari 380 km/h in city

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Reply #548 on: October 08, 2011, 07:24:50 pm
575 - Knife yourself.

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Reply #549 on: October 08, 2011, 11:06:05 pm
576 - run into a US Mortar teams firing range whilst they're firing


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Reply #550 on: October 08, 2011, 11:11:20 pm
577 - Eat plastic for 2 weeks straight without anything else.  :conf:


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Reply #551 on: October 08, 2011, 11:55:54 pm
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Roll a knoll to the city lights ( road ).

So take the medicines to quench the pain we have,
and walk until the end, until you've reached the sand..
A hundred thousand wings, soaring through the sky,
at intense speeds, we can't catch with our eyes.

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Reply #552 on: October 09, 2011, 02:13:03 pm
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Go to the street, Take a ladder and climb on an electricity pole, tie yourself to the pole top and lay on the electricity strings.


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Reply #553 on: October 09, 2011, 02:16:03 pm
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"The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim" get's released and when you start playing it you have a heartattack from the fact there actually was spears in the game.


Life has been a fucking hell recently, including accepting what has happened to me in the past. Dunno if life will ever get better but at the least I'm still hanging on. Lol.

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Reply #554 on: October 09, 2011, 02:23:18 pm
581 - stand next to a supervulcanoe as it erupts.

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